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The Norks
20-08-2005, 21:00:54
jesjesjes, we need it! Give it to us my little love monkey!

JM^3
20-08-2005, 21:54:42
it needs to be in video form

JM

mr.G
20-08-2005, 21:55:06
well here irt comes.

#1 when it feels good and smells good............ it is good

mr.G
20-08-2005, 22:03:47
#2 do not try to piss with a boner

The Norks
20-08-2005, 23:26:54
lol

if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and tastes good with plum sauce...its a duck.

mr.G
20-08-2005, 23:47:58
jep and perhaps a good fuck

mr.G
20-08-2005, 23:52:12
#3 if a girl says no then it's not the beginning of the sentence : no i do not look like my mother now stop talking and take me up the ass.

Provost Harrison
21-08-2005, 00:50:59
#4 - never accept calamari from a rabbi.

Drekkus
21-08-2005, 11:38:05
why not?

mr.G
21-08-2005, 12:01:18
Dhy not !!

RedFred
22-08-2005, 06:15:14
Brown card for #3

Cannabal/vomit card if I understood #4 correctly.

Funko
22-08-2005, 09:59:36
This is actually useful practical advice.

MDA
22-08-2005, 11:42:54
useful and practical in the Netherlands?

Drekkus
22-08-2005, 11:53:52
Originally posted by RedFred
Brown card for #3

Cannabal/vomit card if I understood #4 correctly. Still don't get #4.

Funko
22-08-2005, 11:54:41
Rabbis do circumcisions, he's saying that the cut off foreskin looks like calamari/squid rings.

MDA
22-08-2005, 11:55:03
Its the type of calamari that's ALWAYS kosher.

Drekkus
22-08-2005, 12:24:38
Aaaaaahhhhh, like that. I would not have any knowledge of such a thing. Are all americans cut by rabis, or by regular doctors.

Provost Harrison
23-08-2005, 00:30:49
The penny bleeding drops :rolleyes: :p

JM^3
23-08-2005, 01:56:04
regular doctors

JM

Greg W
23-08-2005, 02:33:31
Further proof that Drekkus's ignorance knows no bounds. :p

Gary
23-08-2005, 09:46:46
Or his foreskin (presumably)

MoSe
23-08-2005, 10:12:15
I wonder, how much is the % of circumcised males, among the NON-JEW* population in the USA and in Europe.


*this is not because of racism/prejudice/intolerance, but to have a medical statistical figure not biased by those who'd do it anyway for religious purposes, in which I'm not interested at all.
I was curious about the alleged health/comfort/decorum/peerpressure/politicalcorrectenss issue making the practice a social fad/must overseas...

mr.G
23-08-2005, 10:15:04
we can do a little CG-test.

mine is as mother nature thougt it ought to be.

mr.G
23-08-2005, 10:22:21
#4 when you take a shit, take off the cover of the toiletseat.

Provost Harrison
23-08-2005, 11:34:22
We've had #4...I filled in for you :p

mr.G
23-08-2005, 11:41:41
again:

#4 when you take a shit, take off the cover of the toiletseat.

MDA
23-08-2005, 11:42:26
#5 when you take a shit, take off the cover of the toiletseat

mr.G
23-08-2005, 11:47:40
inderdeeeeeeeeeeeeed

and don't forget to lower your pants and underpants.......

MoSe
23-08-2005, 13:26:59
is that #5.1? (or #5.1/2?)

mr.G
23-08-2005, 13:31:20
#5.1 beta or the 5.1.2

MoSe
23-08-2005, 13:48:11
I meant pants #5.1 and underpants #5.2

or better:

#5.1
#5.1.under

mr.G
23-08-2005, 13:56:00
jep you are right

Gary
23-08-2005, 13:57:52
This is more like gay advice from Mr. Sage.

mr.G
23-08-2005, 14:05:52
jep you are right

RedFred
23-08-2005, 15:16:17
I think most guys are cut over here. They didn't even use to ask the parents!

Now they are claiming that, medically speaking, it is a good thing to do. Sounds like lawsuit avoidance to me.

Lazarus and the Gimp
23-08-2005, 19:16:25
Do many parents sue if they discover their son has an intact bonnet?

JM^3
23-08-2005, 19:32:18
at first I thought this was the what do you like to have in your mouth thread

JM

MDA
23-08-2005, 19:38:19
they used to cut routinely, without asking - at the time it was thought to be better for hygenic reasons.

Finally read RedFred's post- I'm Captain Obvious again!!!

Gary
23-08-2005, 23:32:15
Really ! How Many $M did they get sued for ?

JM^3
23-08-2005, 23:44:12
I don't tihnk any.. or at least none Ihave heard of

excluding messups of course

JM

mr.G
24-08-2005, 07:43:56
pleez don't tell us

RedFred
24-08-2005, 20:37:23
Some guys have it done as adults. Makes my crotch hurt just thinking of it.

Japher
24-08-2005, 20:43:21
#6 Never leave your banana out when there is a monkey around.

mr.G
24-08-2005, 22:08:53
#6.1 Always kick Japher always always pleez don't stop

Japher
25-08-2005, 15:57:56
no comment

mr.G
25-08-2005, 18:55:30
as in ............ kick pleezzzz?

Funko
30-08-2005, 11:46:14
#7 if you are a boss don't forget to wipe your bottom properly so that your sycophantic employees don't get brown noses

mr.G
30-08-2005, 11:50:55
hmmmm i can't stick my nose up my boss' bottom

Funko
30-08-2005, 11:51:33
Take out some ribs.

mr.G
30-08-2005, 11:53:40
swell idea, thank you
but then i will do other things i guess