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Christoph
18-08-2005, 21:53:10
Got fucked and dumped today. I didn't say anything when she said us arguing all the time, it's not going to change and it wont work out. I just sat down and cried. Then went home on the bus where people were asking me what's wrong with me.

What makes it worse is she said she loved me 10 minutes previous. Makes me wonder if it was a lie, and all those other times a lie. Plently more fish in the tree, but I'm not hungry atm. I was happy with mine.

Now excuse me whilst I vomit.

Gary
18-08-2005, 21:55:31
* manly pat on the back *

mr.G
18-08-2005, 22:32:44
Plently more fish in the tree :lol: :lol:
take a beer chritoph and another ....and more and so

JM^3
18-08-2005, 22:35:40
I am sorry..

JM

alsieboo
18-08-2005, 22:38:57
Sorry to hear that, but all good things come to an end and all that other cliched stuff.

Christoph
18-08-2005, 22:44:56
I said to her it was fun whilst it lasted.

So I'm a free bird again. It's STREAKING TIME :D

Venom
18-08-2005, 22:45:46
When you get a slamming girl in the future make sure to show her off to this bitch. Then slap her and take her purse and give it to your new girl as a present. Sort of like a modern day scalping, but not as fatal.

Beta1
18-08-2005, 23:19:39
Originally posted by Christoph
Got fucked and dumped today. I didn't say anything when she said us arguing all the time, it's not going to change and it wont work out. I just sat down and cried. Then went home on the bus where people were asking me what's wrong with me.

What makes it worse is she said she loved me 10 minutes previous. Makes me wonder if it was a lie, and all those other times a lie. Plently more fish in the tree, but I'm not hungry atm. I was happy with mine.

Now excuse me whilst I vomit.

Theres only one thing to do at this point.

Go out and get totally wasted (note the going out bit DO NOT STAY IN AND GET WASTED THAT IS BAD)

Once wasted, find some bloke whoes trying to have a quite drink and tell him the whole story in excessive detail.

Then feel better that theres someone worse off than you as at least you don't have a drunk stranger hanging off you telling you how miserable he is.

Also possibly a strip club.

protein
18-08-2005, 23:21:47
write a song about it and then sit in a dark room full of candles listening to the cure while self harming.

oh the joys of being a teenager.

Christoph
18-08-2005, 23:24:15
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Drekkus
19-08-2005, 00:22:31
At least you got laid.

Venom
19-08-2005, 04:02:35
Now you must get her drunk, bang her again, shoot it on her face, and strut out buck naked never to be seen again.

Was that inappropriate? Because it was supposed to be.

Oerdin
19-08-2005, 04:40:51
Originally posted by Venom
When you get a slamming girl in the future make sure to show her off to this bitch. Then slap her and take her purse and give it to your new girl as a present. Sort of like a modern day scalping, but not as fatal.

Yeah, but wouldn't it suck if the eye shadow and lipstick aren't the new girl's color?

mr.G
19-08-2005, 07:55:35
Originally posted by Venom
Now you must get her drunk, bang her again, shoot it on her face in her eye jesjes in her right eye

Venom
19-08-2005, 16:18:48
Damn right.

mr.G
19-08-2005, 16:22:04
yaaay damn right eye

Provost Harrison
19-08-2005, 16:24:25
Bleughhh...

King_Ghidra
19-08-2005, 16:27:02
spit provost, don't swallow

Provost Harrison
19-08-2005, 16:28:07
*sprays coffee on computer*

Kitsuki
19-08-2005, 16:58:42
Originally posted by Drekkus
At least you got laid.

And you will probably get some break-up sex soon too...

The Norks
19-08-2005, 17:15:19
i haven't had any. Is there a national helpline I can call to order some?

mr.G
19-08-2005, 17:20:48
jep

Greg W
19-08-2005, 17:21:42
:lol:

The Norks
19-08-2005, 17:41:13
is there an options menu? Press 1 for missionary, press 2 for doggie fashion, press 3 for cowgirl, or press 4 for further options.

Oerdin
19-08-2005, 18:38:50
Further options sounds interesting.

The Norks
19-08-2005, 18:43:04
yup after a few of those menus we get to the interesting stuff:

Press 1 for self flagellation while being licked out by a dwarf
press 2 for watching a fat man fuck your wife from inside a closet while you rub deep heat into your balls
press 3 for auto asphyxiation in front of a crowd of big breasted grannies, while they eat boiled eggs

etc

:lol:

Beta1
19-08-2005, 19:00:04
amazing what you can get on the NHS now!

Oerdin
19-08-2005, 19:11:52
:lol:

MOBIUS
19-08-2005, 19:34:25
Originally posted by Christoph
Got fucked and dumped today. I didn't say anything when she said us arguing all the time, it's not going to change and it wont work out. I just sat down and cried. Then went home on the bus where people were asking me what's wrong with me.

What makes it worse is she said she loved me 10 minutes previous. Makes me wonder if it was a lie, and all those other times a lie. Plently more fish in the tree, but I'm not hungry atm. I was happy with mine.

Now excuse me whilst I vomit.

Women/Men are bitches/bastards - the important thing is to fuck them over before they fuck you over...:cute:

Christoph
19-08-2005, 20:37:22
Woo! FTF now :D

DaShi
19-08-2005, 20:49:05
Yes, she lied. All women lie. And the sooner you realize this, the sooner you can get on to not trusting them anymore.

Christoph
19-08-2005, 21:12:18
LOLOLOLOLOLOL

alsieboo
19-08-2005, 22:53:19
Originally posted by DaShi
Yes, she lied. All women lie. And the sooner you realize this, the sooner you can get on to not trusting them anymore.

you forgot to mention we're the devils spawn

Beta1
19-08-2005, 22:55:57
better than frog's spawn!

alsieboo
19-08-2005, 23:04:59
tastier

Beta1
19-08-2005, 23:39:45
I don't want to know how you know that.

alsieboo
19-08-2005, 23:53:09
educated guess?

Oerdin
20-08-2005, 00:19:11
Originally posted by alsieboo
you forgot to mention we're the devils spawn

He forgot to mention that men do the exact same things. ;)

DaShi
20-08-2005, 02:07:21
Originally posted by alsieboo
you forgot to mention we're the devils spawn

I knew I forgot something.

Christoph, women will break your heart just because it gives them pleasure.

ro
30-08-2005, 19:58:45
Originally posted by Venom
When you get a slamming girl in the future make sure to show her off to this bitch. Then slap her and take her purse and give it to your new girl as a present. Sort of like a modern day scalping, but not as fatal.
Thanks but my name is Rosie, not bitch. If you must use bitch it's Miss Bitch to you. And also I don't own a purse, I own a bag or a wallet. Take your pick.
Originally posted by DaShi women will break your heart just because it gives them pleasure.
No it doesn't give me 'pleasure' but I think it's better to tell the truth than lie. I assume you are the kind of spineless guy who just doesn't return a girl's calls when the relationship isn't working, rather than facing up to the problem. i do the latter.
Originally posted by DaShi Yes, she lied. No I didn't. I did and still do love Chris.
Life isn't black and white. Though none of you seem to know that.

As for you Chris, why the heck didn't you learn from the first time you and your forum friends had fun slagging me off in a public domain? It's public. Link me to the website and I'm bound to find the bitch comments about me (or holly, just in case you don't remember the first time). Not amused. Dickwad.

Christoph
30-08-2005, 20:08:23
She's not a bitch btw

Beta1
30-08-2005, 20:11:40
without wanting to feed the fire, its just a man thing.

When a guy says he's just split up with someone the first thing blokes do is:

A) try and get him drunk
B) slag off his Ex

Its not personal, its just what men have done for centuries.

DaShi
30-08-2005, 20:11:43
Originally posted by ro

No it doesn't give me 'pleasure' but I think it's better to tell the truth than lie. I assume you are the kind of spineless guy who just doesn't return a girl's calls when the relationship isn't working, rather than facing up to the problem. i do the latter.


Did we date?


As for you Chris, why the heck didn't you learn from the first time you and your forum friends had fun slagging me off in a public domain? It's public. Link me to the website and I'm bound to find the bitch comments about me (or holly, just in case you don't remember the first time). Not amused. Dickwad.

Link?

Lazarus and the Gimp
30-08-2005, 20:12:31
Originally posted by ro

As for you Chris, why the heck didn't you learn from the first time you and your forum friends had fun slagging me off in a public domain?

I don't think anyone was slagging you off. We're just mildly stunned that anything would want to mate with him.

Christoph
30-08-2005, 20:18:06
She hates me now because I apparently agree that she's a bitch because of things that were said in here.

I betrayed her trust, but when she does it it's perfectly fine.

I'm selfish... yeah...

MDA
30-08-2005, 20:22:25
Yeah, you did the right thing with Cristoph. He must be gorgeous, because he's got no personality beyond leetspeak.

MDA
30-08-2005, 20:23:05
Is there a difference between being selfish and being 16?

ro
30-08-2005, 20:25:39
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/forums/showthread.php?t=29338&page=28&pp=15&highlight=advice It's about halfway down the page. holly is my best friend, and I am obviously Rosie. Page 30 you can see my response to that.

Chris I've already told you on IRC when you harrassed me on there, after being blocked on msn and told I didn't want to talk to you why I'm so fucking pissed at you. I didn't mean to betray your trust, I apologised and then i DIDN'T do it again. You did it once, knew it hurt me and did it again.

I don't care if it's tradition. It was tradition for 13/14 year olds to get married not that long ago, doesn't make it acceptable. You slagged me off and made ignorant comments about me for NO reason other than the fact I chose not to continue going out with Chris.

Beta1
30-08-2005, 20:26:15
your only 16 for 12 months.

Provost Harrison
30-08-2005, 20:27:00
Oh don't mind me, I enjoy a good domestic now and again. It's a bit like watching a train crash...

Who'd have thought it, a relationship ruined online by Venom of all people :lol:

Christoph
30-08-2005, 20:27:04
Hah, not.

Stop being so moronic.

ro
30-08-2005, 20:30:16
Fuck off Chris you prick. I don't want to speak to you, stay the fuck away from me. As for the fact I blocked you on msn, that doesn't mean speak to me on IRC it means get the message. I don't want to talk to you. Go to see Cave on your own. Or take Emma. Or the Holly who thinks I'm a mong. I'm sure they'll be willing to come, or at least they will be if they're like you explained them to me when we were together. You always did love playing the jealousy card though.

Beta1
30-08-2005, 20:30:25
x-post.

Oh hang on now I get it. By Chris, your talking about christoph right?

Sorry we have another Chris on here and that had confused the hell out of me. I was wondering why one of our american posters was stalking christophs ex...

And checking back I didn't slag you off, I went for option A and suggested Chris went out and got bladdered.

And while I would love to read the background to this story your forum requires registration to view a thread and I can't be bothered.

Oh and Venom slags everybody off. Its what he does. The world would be a poorer place withou his brand of insane pyschosis.

Provost Harrison
30-08-2005, 20:31:08
You don't need MSN, just continue the argument here. I won't interrupt, promise :cute:

ro
30-08-2005, 20:31:45
Also Beta, chris may only be 16 (selfish) for 12 months, but his an asshole for life.

Provost Harrison
30-08-2005, 20:32:41
You go sister!

Beta1
30-08-2005, 20:33:13
True, true, but a state some can only aspire too.

Lazarus and the Gimp
30-08-2005, 20:33:28
She is wise beyond her years.

Beta1
30-08-2005, 20:33:59
Why do I get the feeling PH has missed his calling as a jerry springer audience member?

Have to go now, a pizza has just come out of the oven.

hmmmm pizza.

ro
30-08-2005, 20:34:40
Background on that thread. Chris slagged off my best friend for saying no, because he was too pathetic to accept she'd rejected him. Then him and his forum friends came up with a scheme to use me (Hollys best friend who thought he WAS cute) to get at Holly so she'd want him. Despite the fact she didn't want him, hence rejecting him. They also called holly a load of insults which Chris actually corrected (too bad he couldn't do that for me eh?) by saying she was nice. The end result being a plan to use me to get holly back then dispose of me, like I had no emotions or feelings, not caring it would hurt me alot and ruin my closest friendship. Chris will do whatever he can to get what he wants fuck everyone else. His been like that since I first knew him, I just never learnt.

Christoph
30-08-2005, 20:36:08
Fuck you Ro, you've upset me more than any girl i've ever been with. You don't listen, you don't seem to understand that I haven't done anything wrong in creating a thread about me being dumped on an internet forum. I was upset you dumped me, we made up and decided to be friends. If you'd not have bothered to look through my old posts you'd not be so pissed off.

You are really immature the way you're going about this.

Lazarus and the Gimp
30-08-2005, 20:36:47
Yep. Sounds like teenage stuff.

The point of being a teenager is to have disastrous relationships and crap sex in order to get your heart broken a few times and toughen you up for the real world.

ro
30-08-2005, 20:38:02
I've had my heart broken more than a few times. The men in my life have been letting me down since the day I was born. That's because all men I know in my life are absolute wankers.

Provost Harrison
30-08-2005, 20:38:18
She's got very good English for a present day 16 year old...I expected it to all be 'txt' and 'c u l8r' and so on...

Christoph
30-08-2005, 20:39:02
The bit she missed out: I didn't know her at the time. I was upset, and when I'm upset I don't think about other people, as most people do. Once I met her, I thought she was great, far better than Holly. Then I introduced her to some forums, she looked though my old posts and got into a huff about it.

Ro, you don't seem to realise things change, my views and opinions of yesterday are different to todays.

ro
30-08-2005, 20:39:34
I type to my best when I'm fired up, it's because I do quite a bit of debating online and if you don't spell perfectly people will pick up on it and rip you down, discrediting your comments and questioning your intellegence, despite the fact you have the winning argument on your side.

Christoph
30-08-2005, 20:39:48
Oh, the sex was good, Laz :D

Venom
30-08-2005, 20:40:53
Oh yeah, she's a bitch. Almost certainly rightfully so, but it is what it is.

As my great grandfather used to say: If it looks like duck and sounds like a duck, you should probably shoot that mother fucker.

LoD
30-08-2005, 20:41:21
Originally posted by ro
I've had my heart broken more than a few times. The men in my life have been letting me down since the day I was born. That's because all men I know in my life are absolute wankers.

Since you are a sixteen-year-old, I have to ask this - are you sure they are MEN?

Christoph
30-08-2005, 20:42:10
Boys with cars LoD

ro
30-08-2005, 20:42:33
The sex was reasonable, a rampant would have done better but then battery operated toys don't let you down, and when they do you put in new batteries and it's back to normal.

Christoph
30-08-2005, 20:45:24
I could say a lot of things right now Ro, but i'm not. Unlike you I don't have to bring up the past and insult you.

ro
30-08-2005, 20:45:31
Chris excuse me when I correct you, they were boys AND men. Both my brothers (who are in their 30s) and my late father (who was 61 when he died) were not boys. So why don't you shut your mouth when you don't know what you're talking about Chris.
Will and Kiwi didn't let me down, I knew from the start they were pathetic guys looking for younger girls as a bit of skirt because they couldn't bear to admit they were meant to be grown ups now.

LoD
30-08-2005, 20:46:20
Oh dear, what have I done...

Provost Harrison
30-08-2005, 20:47:58
Originally posted by Venom
Oh yeah, she's a bitch. Almost certainly rightfully so, but it is what it is.

As my great grandfather used to say: If it looks like duck and sounds like a duck, you should probably shoot that mother fucker.

Was your great grandfather Wittgenstein by any chance? Nope...didn't think so...

Oh come on, I want to see some real mud being slung, preferably with some glass hidden in it! :bash:

Christoph
30-08-2005, 20:48:05
I assumed you meant people you've been out with.

Not family. Never bring family into an argument.

Lazarus and the Gimp
30-08-2005, 20:50:39
Chris? Your Mum smells.

ro
30-08-2005, 20:51:33
I said men had been letting me down since the day I was born. I wasn't using it IN the argument, I was saying it to Lazarus in his reponse to the fact that being a teenager was about getting your heart broken a few times, I was telling him men have been breaking my heart and letting me down since I was born.

As for saying fuck you to me Chris I'd really rather you didn't ever again. Not that you have a chance in hell with me now anyway.

Christoph
30-08-2005, 20:51:48
Of horses and shit yes i know, I have to live with it :p

DaShi
30-08-2005, 20:52:33
What delightful people.

Provost Harrison
30-08-2005, 20:52:45
No group hug yet then? :cute:

Christoph
30-08-2005, 20:53:17
Shut the fuck up ro, I wouldn't want to fuck you any more. I might get terminal bitch disease.

Lazarus and the Gimp
30-08-2005, 20:54:22
Just as long as it's terminal, that's cool.

Fistandantilus
30-08-2005, 20:54:40
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
No group hug yet then? :cute:

What about a gang bang with bald accountants from Reading?

ro
30-08-2005, 20:56:44
That's not what you've been saying before now. What were your suggestions FTF? One last shag? Your reasons gagging for it, wanted to try out the vibrating cock ring, etc etc etc. Did you not realise from the moment we split I didn't want to? Or the fact the only reason I did that day was to soften the blow of me dumping you, that I actually wanted more than anything for you to get off me and stop it. You knew something was wrong and carried on, because as per usual you didn't care as long as you got what you wanted.

Provost Harrison
30-08-2005, 20:56:53
Originally posted by Fistandantilus
What about a gang bang with bald accountants from Reading?

I'm game :cute:

Provost Harrison
30-08-2005, 20:58:31
This talk of 'cock rings' and 'splitting' in close proximity makes me feel rather uncomfortable :D

Christoph
30-08-2005, 20:59:00
You lead me on to think we would get back together until the summer ends.

Great stuff :)

Provost Harrison
30-08-2005, 21:00:19
I did no such thing :eek:

Lazarus and the Gimp
30-08-2005, 21:01:49
Thread summary.

Christoph gets bummed mercilessly.

ro
30-08-2005, 21:02:16
I said about it the DAY after we split, and then I thought about it longer than five seconds and realised I was better off on my own then clinging onto to a selfish pig, and I told you that. In a nicer manner.

Provost Harrison
30-08-2005, 21:03:29
Like "Fuck off cunt"?

ro
30-08-2005, 21:05:29
Like I don't want that, I don't think it's constructive, I want to be friends and no more and he ignored that and said I don't care about it being destructive or you leaving after the summer.

Lazarus and the Gimp
30-08-2005, 21:07:02
If it's any comfort, I'd have dumped him too. And pulled his hips out through his anus.

Christoph
30-08-2005, 21:09:49
I said no such thing. I accpeted it.

ro
30-08-2005, 21:12:38
No you didn't you said you didn't care about those things and wanted to do it. Lies make baby jesus cry Christopher.

Christoph
30-08-2005, 21:14:36
I said it'd be fine, and you were worth being upset over at the end.

Then when you said you didn't want to a few days later, I was upset yeah, I didn't see it coming. But I accepted it and i've got on with it.

Gary
30-08-2005, 21:15:35
http://kitchen-and-dining.smartbargains.com/images/product/301026/3010265225_LG.jpg http://www.pb.unimelb.edu.au/emergency/template-assets-custom/images/big-flames.jpg

ro
30-08-2005, 21:20:24
You drove me to chocolate cake Chris. I hope you're happy. It's your fault I have a huge ass and no one finds me attractive. Be proud, real proud.

Christoph
30-08-2005, 21:21:06
End of.

Edit: all that venting made me hungry...

Beta1
30-08-2005, 21:22:22
I like ro.

she makes more sense than most people round here. Quite spectacularly blowing chris out of the water.

ro, have you met alsie? for some reason I think you two would get along.

BTW the pizza was great, courgette and something or other. The girl makes a dam fine pizza.

ro
30-08-2005, 21:24:32
She's Chris' ex as well isn't she? I thought they still got on really well?

Beta1
30-08-2005, 21:25:40
She is?

Blimey shows how out of the loop I am.

ro
30-08-2005, 21:30:15
Maybe not, I dunno. There's so many girls that he liked to talk about to me that I lost track and they became one big blur.

Christoph
30-08-2005, 21:35:11
Heh, yeah...

I can't think to argue, so I tend to lose a lot.

Beta1
30-08-2005, 21:38:27
Oh well, have fun kids.

I'm too old for all this. I think I'll go and see if theres anymore of that pizza around.

JM^3
30-08-2005, 21:41:06
still not as good as the devilmunchkin/tiamet/selfbiased shenanigans

probably not even as good as the dialectmaterialist show

still, decent, we need some pictures though..

and possibly some comments from a third party, alsie?

Jon Miller

DaShi
30-08-2005, 21:56:35
Please, this whole thing is juvenile name calling at the lowest level. I suspect RC. ;)

Provost Harrison
30-08-2005, 22:07:45
I would be most impressed if this was a Keith Productions Punch and Judy show :D

Christoph
30-08-2005, 22:22:42
I wish it was!

Provost Harrison
30-08-2005, 22:50:56
You know Christoph, you're so dumped! ;)

Fistandantilus
30-08-2005, 23:54:29
I think there is Bossman behind all of this.

Sir Penguin
31-08-2005, 00:02:15
Originally posted by JM^3
still not as good as the devilmunchkin/tiamet/selfbiased shenanigans

probably not even as good as the dialectmaterialist show

still, decent, we need some pictures though..

and possibly some comments from a third party, alsie?

Jon Miller
No, this is much better because the posts are of readable length.

Originally posted by ro
Fuck off Chris you prick. I don't want to speak to you, stay the fuck away from me. As for the fact I blocked you on msn, that doesn't mean speak to me on IRC it means get the message. I don't want to talk to you.
Awesome.

SP

self biased
31-08-2005, 00:41:23
summary?

Sir Penguin
31-08-2005, 01:09:24
Summary: nobody cares enough about you to give you a summary.

SP

notyoueither
31-08-2005, 01:57:53
Yep. Deep shade of bitch.

Venom
31-08-2005, 03:06:30
That's right drive her to the cake, just makes getting a better replacement easier.

Koyaanisqatsi
31-08-2005, 05:00:24
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Funko
31-08-2005, 09:10:46
Can we keep Ro?

Lazarus and the Gimp
31-08-2005, 09:12:28
I hope so. The force is strong in that one.

Oerdin
31-08-2005, 10:03:58
For some reason I thought Alsie was Ro. I mean they both dated Chris so why not? How many girls could there be in the world who want to shag that guy?

Oerdin
31-08-2005, 10:06:02
Originally posted by self biased
summary?

They're acting like you were a few years ago only without the third person being involved.

Resource Consumer
31-08-2005, 11:17:43
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
I would be most impressed if this was a Keith Productions Punch and Judy show :D

OK, Dave, maybe we'd better tell them all the truth now. We have let this one run on quite enough.

Drekkus
31-08-2005, 11:47:56
Who's judy?

Gary
31-08-2005, 11:50:14
http://www.studiorj.com/judge%20judy.JPG

Resource Consumer
31-08-2005, 11:52:49
Judge Judy is cool :D

MDA
31-08-2005, 12:24:19
Just wanted to let you all know that my wife convinced me to do a porn video with another guy, and now she's leaving me for him, and he left me with warts on my ass.

Wait, we've already done that one, haven't we?

I've got to come up with more original drama. :(

Drekkus
31-08-2005, 12:44:01
How about having a 3 month relationship, then raping her after breaking up, giving her aids and getting genital warts in return. And after the video you made of it has been released, it turns out that your father recognises his daughter that he never spoke about on the tape.

Beta1
31-08-2005, 12:44:32
Originally posted by Oerdin
For some reason I thought Alsie was Ro. I mean they both dated Chris so why not? How many girls could there be in the world who want to shag that guy?

the answer appears to be two.

alsieboo
31-08-2005, 12:47:00
we did 'date' but only online, we never met. The first time I didn't show up and we never got around to the second time.

I vote we keep Rosie too!!

Lazarus and the Gimp
31-08-2005, 12:47:25
Originally posted by Drekkus
How about having a 3 month relationship, then raping her after breaking up, giving her aids and getting genital warts in return. And after the video you made of it has been released, it turns out that your father recognises his daughter that he never spoke about on the tape.

I thought we agreed never to mention that again.

Beta1
31-08-2005, 13:20:54
sounds like a normal episode of "trisha"

Spartak
31-08-2005, 14:24:18
Best thread Evah!

Lurker the Second
31-08-2005, 14:36:17
Originally posted by ro
Also Beta, chris may only be 16 (selfish) for 12 months, but his an asshole for life.

Well, I only got this far, but let me just say to ro: We'd trade Christoph for you in a sec. We'd even throw in cash if it would help get rid of him. Lots of cash if KG's dirty underwear goes with him.

Whaddaya think? Deal?

Lurker the Second
31-08-2005, 14:43:12
And I see now the sentiment is not just mine.

Greg W
31-08-2005, 15:22:15
Dang, can we keep the eloquent one that doesn't type threads comprised of just a box? Please, please, pretty please?

Gary
31-08-2005, 15:29:06
It's an open house. We'll take all squabblers.

Beta1
31-08-2005, 16:09:29
Originally posted by ro
Also Beta, chris may only be 16 (selfish) for 12 months, but his an asshole for life.

I have to say that is a fantastic put down.

MDA
31-08-2005, 16:17:07
Isn't there a song about that?

Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an asshole tonight.

Yes you're an A S S H O L E...
And don't you try to blame it on me.
You deserve all the credit.
You're an asshole tonight.

You were an asshole yesterday.
You're an asshole tonight.
And I've got a feelin'
you'll be an asshole the rest of your life.

And I was talkin' to your mother
just the other night.
I told her I thought you were an asshole.
She said, "Yes. I think you're right."

And all your friends are assholes
'cause you've known them your whole life.
And somebody told me
you've got an asshole for a wife.

Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an aaaass...hole tonight.

Beta1
31-08-2005, 16:52:54
Originally posted by MDA
Isn't there a song about that?


yes, it would appear there is

Drekkus
31-08-2005, 17:01:20
Originally posted by MDA
Isn't there a song about that?
No.

Beta1
31-08-2005, 17:21:51
Originally posted by MDA


Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an asshole tonight.

Yes you're an A S S H O L E...
And don't you try to blame it on me.
You deserve all the credit.
You're an asshole tonight.

You were an asshole yesterday.
You're an asshole tonight.
And I've got a feelin'
you'll be an asshole the rest of your life.

And I was talkin' to your mother
just the other night.
I told her I thought you were an asshole.
She said, "Yes. I think you're right."

And all your friends are assholes
'cause you've known them your whole life.
And somebody told me
you've got an asshole for a wife.

Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an aaaass...hole tonight.

yes there is!

Spartak
31-08-2005, 17:40:41
I recon that's either a big fat 100-0 or even a Phd.

Beta1
31-08-2005, 18:18:47
Is it allowed to be Phd-ed by the dutch?

I thought it was always assumed they really were daft enough to ask...

KH of the North
31-08-2005, 18:22:49
This is the best forum fight ever.

Spartak
31-08-2005, 18:26:39
No it isn't. Its a goodun though...

KH of the North
31-08-2005, 18:52:17
I think it blows the Tiamat bullshit out of the water

Oerdin
31-08-2005, 19:26:28
Originally posted by MDA
Just wanted to let you all know that my wife convinced me to do a porn video with another guy, and now she's leaving me for him, and he left me with warts on my ass.

Wait, we've already done that one, haven't we?

I've got to come up with more original drama. :(

:lol: :lol: :lol:

That it was true was the worst part. :lol:

ro
31-08-2005, 20:26:47
You may keep me. If I am to stay though no petting above knee and below shoulders except when I am a) drunk b) consenting or c) both.

That is all.

Venom
31-08-2005, 20:36:37
Those rules are too strict.

Christoph
31-08-2005, 20:41:30
Originally posted by Greg W
Dang, can we keep the eloquent one that doesn't type threads comprised of just a box? Please, please, pretty please?

If you get firefox you'd get the thread.

:shoot:

Drekkus
31-08-2005, 22:41:23
Can there be heavy petting above the shoulder, or is that just slapping?

alsieboo
31-08-2005, 23:12:33
Originally posted by Christoph
If you get firefox you'd get the thread.

:shoot:

I have it, but I didn't get it, but I'm just blonde.

Sir Penguin
31-08-2005, 23:19:16
Originally posted by Christoph
If you get firefox you'd get the thread.

:shoot:
I have it, but I didn't get it, but I didn't open it because I knew it was going to be retarded.

SP

Chris
01-09-2005, 04:38:27
Originally posted by Beta1
x-post.

Oh hang on now I get it. By Chris, your talking about christoph right?

Sorry we have another Chris on here and that had confused the hell out of me. I was wondering why one of our american posters was stalking christophs ex...

And checking back I didn't slag you off, I went for option A and suggested Chris went out and got bladdered.

And while I would love to read the background to this story your forum requires registration to view a thread and I can't be bothered.

Oh and Venom slags everybody off. Its what he does. The world would be a poorer place withou his brand of insane pyschosis. I should change my name to Ignatz.

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
01-09-2005, 05:41:53
You mean it's not?

Beta1
01-09-2005, 09:45:23
Originally posted by Chris
I should change my name to Ignatz.

It would have been an even more better thread if it had been you. I mean thats transatlantic cradle snatching of the highest order!

Venom
01-09-2005, 13:10:12
Bitches.

Lurker the Second
01-09-2005, 13:16:33
Someone tell ro this site has a strict no drinking policy.

Kitsuki
01-09-2005, 13:55:35
Originally posted by alsieboo

I vote we keep Rosie too!!

I like this option too...

Oh. Best. Thread. Ever.

mr.G
01-09-2005, 14:01:41
a whole lotta Rosie

venom may kill Christoph

Greg W
01-09-2005, 15:33:59
She's a whole lotta Rosie!
She's a whole lotta womaaa-aa--aan!

You have got to love Bon Scott. :beer:

Funko
01-09-2005, 15:34:42
Why?

Greg W
01-09-2005, 15:36:12
Originally posted by Christoph
If you get firefox you'd get the thread.

:shoot: If you got a clue, you'd get the hint.

Greg W
01-09-2005, 15:36:37
Originally posted by Funko
Why? It's a part of our constitution.

Funko
01-09-2005, 15:40:32
Most overrated band ever.

Greg W
01-09-2005, 15:42:58
:hmm:

Funko
01-09-2005, 15:48:15
I dunno, I was never an AC/DC fan really but I went through some of their stuff recently... they have a few really good songs but an awful lot of dross.

mr.G
01-09-2005, 15:50:29
most overated band must be A-ha

Funko
01-09-2005, 15:51:22
knowing me knowing you - AHA!

mr.G
01-09-2005, 15:52:47
I just had an A-ha erlebnis

Funko
01-09-2005, 15:55:24
gently down the stream
mrg mrg mrg mrg
gently down the stream

Nills Lagerbaak
01-09-2005, 15:55:52
Originally posted by Funko
I dunno, I was never an AC/DC fan really but I went through some of their stuff recently... they have a few really good songs but an awful lot of dross.


Whole lotta Rosie is an amazing track,

Wanna tell you a story
'Bout a woman I know
When it comes to lovin'
Oh she steals the show
She ain't exactly pretty
Ain't exactly small
Forty-two, thirty-nine, fifty-six
You could say she's got it all

Never had a woman
Never had a woman like you
Doing all the things
Doing all the things you do
Ain't no fairy story
Ain't no skin and bone
But you give it all you got
Weighing in at nineteen stone

CHORUS:
You're a whole lotta woman
A whole lotta woman
Whole lotta Rosie
Whole lotta Rosie
Whole lotta Rosie
And you're a whole lotta woman


Oh yeah, I need to retrieve my "for those about to rock" CD.

Venom
01-09-2005, 15:56:25
What is it with you threadjacking everything to music?

mr.G
01-09-2005, 15:57:15
yaaaaaay a "Canon Song"

ro ro ro your boat

Funko
01-09-2005, 15:58:02
We call it a round.

ro ro ro your boat

mr.G
01-09-2005, 15:58:22
gently down the stream
mrg mrg mrg mrg
gently down the stream

Funko
01-09-2005, 16:00:26
gently down the stream
mrg mrg mrg mrg
gently down the stream

mr.G
01-09-2005, 16:00:56
ro ro ro your boat

Funko
01-09-2005, 16:01:12
ro ro ro your boat

mr.G
01-09-2005, 16:01:52
gently down the stream
mrg mrg mrg mrg
gently down the stream

I am not bored really really

Greg W
01-09-2005, 16:02:44
Hmm, what I'd consider to be great songs:
It's a long way to the top (if you wanna rock and roll)
TNT
High Voltage
Dirty Deeds
Ride On
Jailbreak
Let There Be Rock
Whole Lotta Rosie
Highway to Hell
If You Want Blood
Hells Bells
Shoot to Thrill
Back in Black
You Shook Me All Night Long
Rock n Roll Ain't Noise Pollution
For Those About to Rock
Fly on the Wall
Sink the Pink
Who Made Who
Heatseeker
That's the Way I Wanna Rock n Roll
Thunderstruck
Hard as a Rock

Abd that's not including songs like Rock n Roll Damnation, Riff Raff, Big Balls, so many other good songs that I left off that list.

Now, if you want to argue that their latter stuff didn't measure up to their earlier stuff, no argument here. But overrated? That's a bit tough.

Funko
01-09-2005, 16:02:48
gently down the stream

mrg mrg mrg mrg

gently down the stream

ro ro ro your boat

Venom
01-09-2005, 16:03:22
And all those AC/DC songs sound the same.

Funko
01-09-2005, 16:03:44
I only really like Back in Black.

mr.G
01-09-2005, 16:04:16
Originally posted by Greg W
Hmm, what I'd consider to be great songs:
It's a long way to the top (if you wanna rock and roll)
TNT
High Voltage
Dirty Deeds
Ride On
Jailbreak
Let There Be Rock
Whole Lotta Rosie
Highway to Hell
If You Want Blood
Hells Bells
Shoot to Thrill
Back in Black
You Shook Me All Night Long
Rock n Roll Ain't Noise Pollution
For Those About to Rock
Fly on the Wall
Sink the Pink
Who Made Who
Heatseeker
That's the Way I Wanna Rock n Roll
Thunderstruck
Hard as a Rock

Abd that's not including songs like Rock n Roll Damnation, Riff Raff, Big Balls, so many other good songs that I left off that list.

Now, if you want to argue that their latter stuff didn't measure up to their earlier stuff, no argument here. But overrated? That's a bit tough.

yawn
yawn
yawn

interesting interesting

Funko
01-09-2005, 16:04:53
yawn yawn yawn yawn
Gently down the stream

mr.G
01-09-2005, 16:05:18
gently down the cream

mrg mrg mrg mrg

gently down the cream

ro ro ro your goat

Funko
01-09-2005, 16:05:34
Toki Monkey Toki Monkey
Health and Safety Health and Safety
Trolley Trolley Trolley Trolley
FIRE FIRE!

Tizzy
01-09-2005, 16:05:38
I spent a lot of time in 5th year listening to the "Ballbreaker" album instead of paying attention to teachers.
I wonder if I still have it somewhere.....

mr.G
01-09-2005, 16:07:09
tokyo i am on my way
and in my new toyota it's not so far away
tokyo i am on my way
and in my new toyota it's not so far away

mr.G
01-09-2005, 16:07:30
Originally posted by Tizzy
I spent a lot of time in 5th year listening to the "Ballbreaker" album instead of paying attention to teachers.
I wonder if I still have it somewhere..... so?

Venom
01-09-2005, 16:08:05
Tizzy listening to Ballbreaker. How odd.

Greg W
01-09-2005, 16:08:19
Tizzy, you've certainly learnt from the title of the album anyway. :D

Tizzy
01-09-2005, 16:08:24
Originally posted by mr.G
so?
No, not very well.
I can't really knit either.

mr.G
01-09-2005, 16:09:11
not even little red baby sucks?
for Lurker

Funko
01-09-2005, 16:09:27
rub rub rub your goat

rub your goat with cream

mrG mrG mrG mrG

rub your goat with cream

mr.G
01-09-2005, 16:09:48
:lol:

mr.G
01-09-2005, 16:10:34
best song evah

Greg W
01-09-2005, 16:10:41
Now if that said "MrG...fill your goat with cream" then it'd be funny (and true too). :D

Funko
01-09-2005, 16:11:45
lose lose lose the game

lose the game again

oreos oreos oreos oreos

lose the game again

self biased
01-09-2005, 16:13:30
now you're reaching, funko.

mr.G
01-09-2005, 16:14:04
Originally posted by Tizzy
No, not very well.
I can't really knit either. i like the way you interpret my fine english

Funko
01-09-2005, 16:14:24
reach reach reach around

reach around funko

wank away wank away wank away wank away

reach around funko

self biased
01-09-2005, 16:15:25
:brwncard:

mr.G
01-09-2005, 16:17:51
spill spill spill your beer
stjoepit Lurker

Venom
01-09-2005, 16:20:27
Originally posted by Funko
reach reach reach around

reach around funko

wank away wank away wank away wank away

reach around funko

I know the answer to this one.


What is Funko at the proctologist?

Lurker the Second
01-09-2005, 16:40:08
Originally posted by mr.G
spill spill spill your beer
stjoepit Lurker

:lol: on many levels.

miester gandertak
01-09-2005, 16:42:12
so are you going to spill some beer in rotterdam this october?

Drekkus
01-09-2005, 16:47:08
Originally posted by Funko
reach reach reach around

reach around funko

wank away wank away wank away wank away

reach around funko :lol: You beat me to it.

Lurker the Second
01-09-2005, 16:52:57
Originally posted by miester gandertak
so are you going to spill some beer in rotterdam this october?

I wish, but no, not this time.

Next international meet should be in New York.

Drekkus
01-09-2005, 16:55:47
Return ticket New York is only EUR 297,- excl airporttax. Count me in.

Tizzy
01-09-2005, 16:57:51
We're definitely up for New York - any ideas when?

Lurker the Second
01-09-2005, 16:58:14
Fuck that. Never mind.

Funko
01-09-2005, 17:00:52
:lol:

Funko
01-09-2005, 17:03:01
We were thinking next Feb or March

Currently Feb tickets are 239 return LHR to JFK.

Drekkus
01-09-2005, 17:03:20
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
Fuck that. Never mind. Fly fly fly your plane
gently to NY

Funko
01-09-2005, 17:04:48
I just flew in from London

My arms are tired.

Drekkus
01-09-2005, 17:05:27
:lol: That's still funny!

Funko
01-09-2005, 17:08:33
I know!

Lurker the Second
01-09-2005, 17:11:04
Seriously, you guys work out when. Any time is fine with me.

Funko
01-09-2005, 17:11:52
We'll talk about it in R'dam

Venom
01-09-2005, 17:18:13
That "joke" is not funny. I both rue and lament the day I told it to you.

ro
01-09-2005, 20:08:09
fine nothing above the knee and below the waist and only light petting on the chest Venom. You may do whatever to my shoulder as long as it doesn't end up broke or discolated. :D

KH of the North
01-09-2005, 20:14:17
He can't guarantee that.

Venom
01-09-2005, 20:29:10
I can't, but I'll worry about that later.

Noisy
02-09-2005, 00:07:29
Originally posted by ro
I type to my best when I'm fired up, it's because I do quite a bit of debating online and if you don't spell perfectly people will pick up on it and rip you down, discrediting your comments and questioning your intellegence, despite the fact you have the winning argument on your side.

"intellegence"

:rolleyes:

Oerdin
02-09-2005, 02:21:31
She did dump Christoph and that does show a certain amount of intelligence.

JM^3
02-09-2005, 04:54:41
yeah... but she did date chirstoph

which shows a certain lack of intellifence

JM

Sir Penguin
02-09-2005, 05:38:16
If she ever used Eclipse, it would show a certain lack of intellisense.

SP

Tizzy
02-09-2005, 09:25:59
Originally posted by JM^3
intellifence



:lol:

Oerdin
02-09-2005, 17:38:07
Is that a smart guy who sells stolen stuff?

ro
02-09-2005, 22:31:45
I don't know what Eclipse is, and I know I can't spell intelligence! It's one of those words that I just can't grasp, how sad am I!

Drekkus
02-09-2005, 23:00:13
Originally posted by Noisy
"intellegence"

:rolleyes: :lol: My favorite spelling nazi is back!

Lazarus and the Gimp
02-09-2005, 23:01:44
It's like "Field of Dreams".

"If you mis-spell it, he will come."

Beta1
07-05-2006, 17:46:55
^bumped because its ro's birthday and I had forgotten who she was so I went and found out.

And then had to re-read the whole thread.

Chris
07-05-2006, 17:57:48
Ro who?

Skanky Burns
07-05-2006, 20:42:05
Well, that made for an amusing read. :)

Gibsie
07-05-2006, 20:53:01
Brilliant. I wonder if Christoph really was an ass after the 12 months of being 16, as predicted?

JM^3
07-05-2006, 20:57:21
We should have some sort of where are they now..

JM

Gibsie
07-05-2006, 21:01:02
Also I can see this happening to me in the future. Fortunately I've not slagged my girlfriend off anywhere online... at least, nowhere that you can view without being logged in heh heh

Darkstar
08-05-2006, 16:16:55
Originally posted by Drekkus
Can there be heavy petting above the shoulder, or is that just slapping?

:lol:

Normally, I wouldn't bump a fight thread, but this is, without a doubt, one of Drekkus's best post.

Greg W
18-12-2009, 01:32:50
Funny re-reading this too... :lol:

Shame we never kept Rosie. :(

Provost Harrison
18-12-2009, 01:45:24
Was ro actually short for Rosie though? Could've been rohypnol ;)

Greg W
18-12-2009, 01:58:55
Well, a few people called her "Rosie" in the thread, and we did go off on an "AC/DC - Whole lotta Rosie" threadjack for a little while... :cute:

Funko
18-12-2009, 09:02:28
ro ro ro your goat :lol:

Provost Harrison
18-12-2009, 09:04:47
I bet you've been waiting years to get that in :p

Funko
18-12-2009, 09:05:23
I had completely forgotten.

mr_B
18-12-2009, 09:17:51
you?

Funko
18-12-2009, 09:18:17
Who?