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Resource Consumer
18-08-2005, 15:33:17
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

mr.G
18-08-2005, 15:34:58
because he shaves

Venom
18-08-2005, 15:35:36
The gorillas ate it.

King_Ghidra
18-08-2005, 15:40:59
tarzan doesn't have a beard?!?! who says?!

Gramercy Riffs
18-08-2005, 15:44:41
Jane

MoSe
18-08-2005, 15:44:44
well, bushmen, pigmys and amazon tribal natives didn't seem to sport beards either, in documentaries I saw on TV....

MoSe
18-08-2005, 15:45:39
Originally posted by Gramercy Riffs
Jane

she needed an easy visual to tell him from Cheetah

mr.G
18-08-2005, 15:45:41
Originally posted by Gramercy Riffs
Jane jane has a kinda beard, jesjes

King_Ghidra
18-08-2005, 16:00:26
:lol:

MoSe
18-08-2005, 16:02:47
that would be Giovanna

Oerdin
18-08-2005, 21:55:52
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
tarzan doesn't have a beard?!?! who says?!

He has a lot of hair but it isn't on his head. They don't call it the nappy jungle for nothing.

Drekkus
19-08-2005, 00:19:52
Originally posted by mr.G
jane has a kinda beard, jesjes Maybe Jane has a kinda tarzan too, without any hair at all.

mr.G
19-08-2005, 07:50:38
:lol:

Funko
22-08-2005, 09:32:10
He had a beard in Greystoke: Tarzan the legend. or whatever that one was called.

MoSe
22-08-2005, 09:51:48
mmmm... Andie McDowell's debut....

Venom
22-08-2005, 13:13:17
Now MoSe's wanking.

King_Ghidra
22-08-2005, 13:36:19
i picture all cg posters that way, it just saves time

Venom
22-08-2005, 13:41:45
You're a sick, sick man.

The Norks
22-08-2005, 14:10:20
I saw a description of Andie Mac Dowell's acting in a review once that made me laugh. Wood masquerading as porcelain. Hits the nail right on the head I thought. :)

Funko
22-08-2005, 14:11:02
Sounds like someone's trying to disguise themselves as a vibrator.

King_Ghidra
22-08-2005, 14:56:14
??!?!?!?

Drekkus
22-08-2005, 15:22:34
indeed

mr.G
23-08-2005, 02:14:22
Originally posted by Funko
Sounds like someone's trying to disguise themselves as a vibrator. that is my daytime job

MoSe
23-08-2005, 10:01:52
Over a decade ago, maybe two, a friend of mine used to work for a small SW company which offices were above the labs of some environmental agency. Amongst the tools, equipment and installations of that agency, there was an "earthquake simulator". When it started, the whole building started to tremble and VIBRATE so hard, that sometimes the heads of a hard disk landed on the surface while operating, plowing a physical "trace" into it... That's why his company mainly used Bernoulli Disks as equipment.

So mr.G, your daytime job is to vibrate so hard to put at test the structural stability of your architectural models?

I also think to recall something about a lightning simulator, but that's another story.

mr.G
23-08-2005, 10:09:16
it's more the lack of alcohol that causes the vibration.

MoSe
23-08-2005, 10:13:29
curious, the sailors used to spill oil, not alcohol, to smoothen troubled waters....

Gary
23-08-2005, 11:25:04
I thought you had to build a bridge over them.

Venom
23-08-2005, 13:44:25
God damn Red Cross.

MoSe
23-08-2005, 13:50:53
Originally posted by Gary
I thought you had to build a bridge over them.

that only if your ship was plagued by carbuncle

Gary
23-08-2005, 13:58:52
Didn't you get your parcel Venom ?

Venom
23-08-2005, 14:05:33
Not a big fan of "charity" organizations where the president makes almost a half million dollars a year.

Drekkus
24-08-2005, 12:16:04
Originally posted by Venom
God damn Red Cross. You mean the Red Crystal (http://www.redcross.ca/article.asp?id=000342&tid=019)?

Fergus & The Brazen Car
24-08-2005, 12:20:14
Jane is his 'beard'.


Everyone knows that Tarzan is a closet gay English aristo who hides his homosexuality behind the veneer of vine-clinging yodelling, swimming and a happily married home-life with Jane and Cheetah the Chimpanzee.

At the same time he's investigating the length of African assegais assiduously, and is rarely off his knees in front of knobkerries.

King_Ghidra
24-08-2005, 13:00:43
Originally posted by Drekkus
You mean the Red Crystal (http://www.redcross.ca/article.asp?id=000342&tid=019)?

:lol:

It has been designed to be completely free of any perception of national, religious, political or ethnic connotations.

what a job, i don't envy the designers who had to resarch that

Venom
24-08-2005, 13:09:33
Originally posted by Fergus & The Brazen Car
Jane is his 'beard'.


Everyone knows that Tarzan is a closet gay English aristo who hides his homosexuality behind the veneer of vine-clinging yodelling, swimming and a happily married home-life with Jane and Cheetah the Chimpanzee.

At the same time he's investigating the length of African assegais assiduously, and is rarely off his knees in front of knobkerries.

-FACT!

Drekkus
25-08-2005, 12:56:21
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
:lol:



what a job, i don't envy the designers who had to resarch that Maybe they'll reconsider if the US protest because of Crystal Meth conotations.