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Funko
18-08-2005, 11:24:52
I just got this e-mail.

Hi. I saw your announcement and decided to get acquainted with
you. It is possible to get acquainted with you?
My name is Liza. I from the Russian Federation. To me of 28 years, I
was not married and I have no children. Write to me please and I shall
answer you. Or write to me the Email Iridescentfish@rambler.ru
and I shall write to you the letter and send the photos.
Liza.

King_Ghidra
18-08-2005, 11:25:33
and this goes in the music forum for what reason?

Funko
18-08-2005, 11:28:00
Because Im an idiot.

Tizzy
18-08-2005, 11:28:24
He's clearly so excited at the thought of getting a girlfriend that he got confused.

Chris
18-08-2005, 11:30:49
Funko learns a truth about women, if you even hint of cheating, they know instinctivly.

Nills Lagerbaak
18-08-2005, 11:30:52
Woo! Could you register me too, you can never have too many girl friends!

MDA
18-08-2005, 12:43:15
Your girlfriend says you're dead wrong.

Alexander's Horse
18-08-2005, 12:52:52
can I write to her?

he sounds rather nice

Funko
18-08-2005, 12:57:59
Did the Management move it? Wow they are busy today.

King_Ghidra
18-08-2005, 13:00:03
they should have moved it to the recycle bin

MoSe
18-08-2005, 13:00:30
you should've posted it in the secret forum, lest Tizzy saw it...

Tizzy
18-08-2005, 13:04:23
Just because I don't post in the secret forum doesn't mean I don't lurk there.....

Venom
18-08-2005, 13:08:34
E-mail sent.

Fistandantilus
18-08-2005, 13:14:33
:lol: GO VENOM

Funko
18-08-2005, 13:17:51
I wanted her to see it. Keeps her on her toes.

King_Ghidra
18-08-2005, 13:18:44
what i'm interested by is this bit:

Originally posted by Funko
I just got this e-mail.

Hi. I saw your announcement

ok, what announcement? :hmm:

Funko
18-08-2005, 13:25:35
That's what I was wondering. :hmm:

Tizzy
18-08-2005, 13:26:01
Don't try and act innocent mister

Funko
18-08-2005, 13:27:42
Should I do accents instead?

Tizzy
18-08-2005, 13:31:13
Yes

mr.G
18-08-2005, 13:35:11
jesjes

Funko
18-08-2005, 13:37:51
Wow.. must be bad.

Tizzy
18-08-2005, 13:38:50
Nah, but I could use a laugh

Funko
18-08-2005, 13:41:37
ok.

I am running out of boxies for packing.

Tizzy
18-08-2005, 13:42:34
:D

mr.G
18-08-2005, 13:42:35
ergo.......finsished

Tizzy
18-08-2005, 14:26:45
Nope

mr.G
18-08-2005, 14:27:37
Originally posted by Funko
ok.

I am running out of boxies for packing. IS BOXIES SHORT FOR BOXERSHORTS?

Funko
18-08-2005, 14:28:34
I have a simple function running in my head for packing


Is it the last possible moment yet?

No -> Don't pack

Yes -> Pack

mr.G
18-08-2005, 14:31:50
you have the whole morning
don'r bother, go and drink beer and see the band of brothers

Greg W
18-08-2005, 14:33:24
Well, it's a simple head, so that's lucky for you. :)

Tizzy
18-08-2005, 14:38:25
Originally posted by mr.G
IS BOXIES SHORT FOR BOXERSHORTS?

Boxies is apparently how I say boxes.

Funko finds it hilarious.

Funko
18-08-2005, 14:40:42
It's not as funny as bruisies.

mr.G
18-08-2005, 14:42:26
Originally posted by Tizzy
Boxies is apparently how I say boxes.

Funko finds it hilarious. he is a real evil knievel, must have balls of steel

MDA
18-08-2005, 14:42:35
Like the ones on your arms?

mr.G
18-08-2005, 14:44:32
:lol: and his head and between his big toes

Funko
18-08-2005, 14:45:21
She laughs at me more - FACT.

mr.G
18-08-2005, 14:47:00
there is a goood goood reaon for that - FACT

MoSe
18-08-2005, 14:48:14
Originally posted by Funko
It's not as funny as bruisies.

Bru it is, yes!

Drekkus
19-08-2005, 11:42:32
What's descent fish like?

Gary
19-08-2005, 11:48:04
It goes down well

MoSe
19-08-2005, 11:55:50
:lol:

MDA
19-08-2005, 11:59:59
Originally posted by Funko
She laughs at me more - FACT.

She hits me, but deep down I know she really likes me.

http://www.safe4all.org/forums/message-view?message_id=42531

King_Ghidra
19-08-2005, 13:10:15
that guy is a dick to put up with it, just as a woman would be to put up with an abusive husband

one of my mates gf's at uni turned psycho like that. The last time i ever saw her, on the last night at uni, he was leading her away with her teeth clamped into his arm :eek:

Gramercy Riffs
19-08-2005, 13:14:18
Where was the rest of her?

King_Ghidra
19-08-2005, 13:27:55
splattered across his chainsaw

Greg W
19-08-2005, 13:29:24
I can't understand anyone that puts up with crap like that. Once is one time too many times for me, I'd be outta there so quick my shoes would disintegrate from the sonic boom.

King_Ghidra
19-08-2005, 13:30:57
sonic booms disintegrate shoes?!

wow who'd be a fighter pilot eh

MoSe
19-08-2005, 13:34:46
when the sonic boom occurs, the pilot causing it is already flying ahead of it

he and his shoes are the only ones immune to his own boom

King_Ghidra
19-08-2005, 13:38:13
so everyone else in the world has their shoes disintegrated eh

Greg W
19-08-2005, 13:38:24
And they put special shoe protecting, um. stuff in fighter planes to avoid just such a thing, in case things go wrong and the sonic boom catches the plane.

Greg W
19-08-2005, 13:39:50
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
so everyone else in the world has their shoes disintegrated eh It's a random thing really. If you've ever not been able to find a pair of shose, now you know why, their number was up.

King_Ghidra
19-08-2005, 13:40:30
i should sue the air force already

Greg W
19-08-2005, 13:43:11
You're not a part of the class action? Bugger.

King_Ghidra
19-08-2005, 13:44:18
i tried walking to the meeting but my feet hurt

Greg W
19-08-2005, 13:45:17
:lol:

Oh, and do you think homeless people really go shoeless by choice?

MoSe
19-08-2005, 13:48:32
Originally posted by Greg W
in case things go wrong and the sonic boom catches the plane.

well, if you're so dumb to brake right in front of your own boom...

Greg W
19-08-2005, 13:52:27
Well, sometimes your sandshoe blows out, and sometimes you just fuck up...

(not sure if anyone will get the reference there)

Drekkus
19-08-2005, 14:04:32
Was sich liebt, das slagt sich.