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Tizzy
15-08-2005, 10:51:57
I've been setting up new users for access to some of our systems and one guy's job title is "Fulfilment Assistant".

I wonder what his job involves....

Funko
15-08-2005, 10:52:28
Fluffer?

Tizzy
15-08-2005, 10:55:21
That was my first thought too

mr.G
15-08-2005, 10:56:26
he can win the FA cup

Drekkus
15-08-2005, 11:16:47
Needs to be more than a fluffer if it's about real fulfilment.

MoSe
16-08-2005, 09:37:57
it's about Assistance

Japher
16-08-2005, 17:56:26
a guy on the new season of Big Brother here is a Loss Prevention Manager... wtf?

MDA
16-08-2005, 18:21:55
Originally posted by Funko
Fluffer?

So basically, he just kisses ass while someone else does the real work?

Tizzy
12-01-2006, 15:26:58
Now I've got a "Magic Boiler Administrator".

I don't know if this means the boilers she administers are magic or that she does some magic while administering normal boilers.

Drekkus
12-01-2006, 15:30:48
:lol:

Maybe it heats water without using energy!!!

Or you have some sort of boiler that you can ask difficult questions to?

Venom
12-01-2006, 15:33:39
Guy who throws steel rimmed razor hat at people.

King_Ghidra
12-01-2006, 16:23:02
here's some i found on teh internets

Bed Rubber - operates machine which smoothes stone blocks
Bobbin Loose-End Finder - finds and ties broken thread on winding machines
Carroter - conditions fur for use in felt hat manufacture
Flatcar Whacker - maintains and repairs logging rail cars
Hand Nailer - assembles wooden boxes, pallets and packing cases
Last Putter-Away - sorts and stores shoe moulds
Odd Shoe Examiner - examines shoe uppers for defective parts
Poultry Offal Icer - shovels ice into chicken waste parts to avoid spoiling
Skull Grinder - cleans ear and nose passages of brained pig heads
Wax-Ball Knock-Out Worker - removes wax forms from insides of new basketballs

Drekkus
12-01-2006, 16:24:21
Venom should be working as a Skull Grinder

Tizzy
12-01-2006, 16:28:38
Originally posted by King_Ghidra

Flatcar Whacker

Say that fast, flacker whacker :lol:

Small things.....

MoSe
12-01-2006, 17:15:11
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
here's some i found on teh internets

what did you search for, "odd jobs"????

King_Ghidra
12-01-2006, 17:15:49
'strange job titles' :p

MoSe
12-01-2006, 17:22:27
Originally posted by Venom
Guy who throws steel rimmed razor hat at people.

:gotit:

GOT THAT!

and it's brilliant too cuz it's both an oddjob AND a "magic bowler administrator"!!!!

sorry for the PHd, but I was too happy to resist

Drekkus
12-01-2006, 21:28:16
That IS a huge PHd.

Venom
12-01-2006, 21:38:05
I'm brillant.

Drekkus
12-01-2006, 21:39:51
I got it, so it can't be all that brilliant.

Venom
12-01-2006, 21:44:10
Ok....I'm Italian Brillant. The Diet Coke of Brillance.

Lurker the Second
12-01-2006, 22:31:41
I know a guy who swears he once had a job working in a hog processing plant and that his job, since he was a summer worker during college and therefore the lowest of low, was to stick his hand into the hogs' asses and pull out their intestines. Or something like that.

King_Ghidra
13-01-2006, 09:03:49
'i know a guy'

suuuuuurre

lurker = anal pig puller

Funko
13-01-2006, 09:08:16
Is that pulled pork?

MDA
13-01-2006, 11:24:56
:lol:

God, I hope not.