View Full Version : The STD thread.

11-08-2005, 19:06:17
Ever got an STD? I had something once but I'm not sure exactly what it was. I started sleeping with this chick I met at a bar and next thing you know it burned like hell when I pissed and my nuts felt like someone was squeezing them in a vice. I went to the doctor, he gave me a couple of pills, and the stuff went away in about half a week. I keep taking the remaining pills just because the doc said to. Am I the only one to have gotten a little extra after getting some?

11-08-2005, 19:08:27
Secret Thread!

11-08-2005, 19:10:15
Is that in the secret forum?

11-08-2005, 19:20:34
Some things are better kept secret.

11-08-2005, 19:57:11
Keep it safe, keep it secret.

11-08-2005, 20:31:06

The Norks
11-08-2005, 21:14:52
and lo, god created the condom...and it was good..

Provost Harrison
11-08-2005, 23:41:15
Mine is 020 :D

11-08-2005, 23:50:22
Fucking hell PH, that's the first thing I thought too...:p

Mine is 02920.

Provost Harrison
12-08-2005, 00:06:33
Probably shows I don't get out enough :D

12-08-2005, 01:34:07
Or in enough.

The Norks
12-08-2005, 03:06:59

12-08-2005, 08:50:45
PH, I've seen some people you'd never think could get laid end up with very nice girlfriends. The only difference between them and you is that they actually try to meet girls and to talk to them. There is a girl out there for you but you have to feel confident enough to go say hello to her and ask her out for coffee.

Nills Lagerbaak
12-08-2005, 09:29:54
Or cider. Cider seems to work well....

12-08-2005, 09:30:49

Nills Lagerbaak
12-08-2005, 09:36:03
My hat is off to Oerdin though. Surely nothing's more romantic than asking a girl back to yours for some home made cider. But baby, it's even made with raw meat.....

....well, why didn't you say!

12-08-2005, 09:36:51

I reckon that's just the kind of thing those california girls would go for.

12-08-2005, 09:37:32
But, my hat is also off to Oerdin. If man points were a CG concept he'd have received a huge boost to his total.

Nills Lagerbaak
12-08-2005, 09:37:49
Well, California....knows how to party, apparantly.

12-08-2005, 09:38:41
I'm not sure they meant drinking homemade scrumpy and listening to Chaos UK though.

Nills Lagerbaak
12-08-2005, 09:42:45
:) Damn philistines wouldn't appreciate a good punk fules scrumpython anyway. Maybe it's time I paid a visit???

12-08-2005, 09:43:51
I don't know if they could handle you.

12-08-2005, 10:12:54
The Subcriber Trunk Dialling code for here is (017072). Had one since telephones began, I think.

Provost Harrison
12-08-2005, 10:56:18
Originally posted by Oerdin
PH, I've seen some people you'd never think could get laid end up with very nice girlfriends.

So what are you trying to say? :p

12-08-2005, 11:02:26
That love could be in the cards for you if you try a bit. ;)

Provost Harrison
12-08-2005, 11:03:07
Yeah, well I've heard all that before...

12-08-2005, 11:29:41
Have you tried a bit?

12-08-2005, 13:22:49
Cali has got a lot worse than Nills running around.