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Funko
10-08-2005, 12:12:37
You are required in Rotterdam over the weekend of the 22nd October so we can crush the "rest of the world".

Funko
10-08-2005, 12:18:45
To be fair, even if you are moderately good or not entirely shit...

Drekkus
10-08-2005, 12:24:09
I will singlehandedly destroy all you weak and pale brits.

Funko
10-08-2005, 12:25:12
Most likely.

mr.G
10-08-2005, 12:26:53
Originally posted by Drekkus
I will singlehandedly destroy all you weak and pale brits. jesjes with my singlehand

Funko
10-08-2005, 12:27:29
Maradonna style

mr.G
10-08-2005, 12:28:17
jesjes i am god

thank you

Funko
10-08-2005, 12:28:55
crazy, brilliant MAN

mr.G
10-08-2005, 12:29:49
yaaay yaaay
that was Tizzy,
you just called me god

Funko
10-08-2005, 12:30:32
I think I called you a stupid fat drug addled fool.

mr.G
10-08-2005, 12:33:59
psssssst, pleez do not do that thinking thingy, makezzz you look stoepit

Funko
10-08-2005, 12:36:26
So does your face.

Drekkus
10-08-2005, 12:41:51
MrG is a drug addled moron

The Higgelhoff
10-08-2005, 12:42:04
I'm really good at football, but alas I can't afford a trip to Rotterdam :(

Funko
10-08-2005, 12:42:52
Your country needs you!

The Higgelhoff
10-08-2005, 12:44:52
I know. There is nothing more I'd like to do than crush those puny Dutchers!

Funko
10-08-2005, 12:44:56
Looking at our current team I'm considering using my Irish grandparent to qualify for Ireland and therefore the rest of the world side. :D

King_Ghidra
10-08-2005, 12:48:10
i'm a maybe, and i certainly can beat any gangly oversized bunch of liberal fags they range against me

mr.G
10-08-2005, 12:48:39
jesjes u beercan

Drekkus
10-08-2005, 12:52:54
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
i'm a maybe, and i certainly can beat any gangly oversized bunch of liberal fags they range against me You better show up, or shut up, buddy.

King_Ghidra
10-08-2005, 12:58:52
:D i have already played football in der nederlands, scored two lovely goals in the vondelpark in amsterdam

we'll see how it goes, i would definitely like to come

Drekkus
10-08-2005, 13:01:58
That was probably against other sucky brits in the park, all stoned out.

Funko
10-08-2005, 13:04:03
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
i'm a maybe, and i certainly can beat any gangly oversized bunch of liberal fags they range against me

Unfortunately they know that which is why they are trying to get Venom on their side.

Venom
10-08-2005, 13:04:24
I'll play on the British side. We can't lose then.

Venom
10-08-2005, 13:05:03
That's if I actually make it.

Funko
10-08-2005, 13:07:05
Apparently the Dutch think they need Americans to help them beat the British at football.

Drekkus
10-08-2005, 13:09:50
Originally posted by Venom
I'll play on the British side. We can't lose then. Oh, you funko sucking love puppy. This is your chance to humiliate him in public, take it!

Mr. Bas
10-08-2005, 13:11:47
We don't need no stinking Venom to beat a bunch of British wankers.

Funko
10-08-2005, 13:11:52
Venom and K_G can actually play football. :eek:

Don't know how good any of you dutchies are. :hmm: I have the feeling Mr Bas might be reasonably good. No idea about mr g or Drekkus

Venom
10-08-2005, 13:15:28
Originally posted by Drekkus
Oh, you funko sucking love puppy. This is your chance to humiliate him in public, take it!

But on the flip side I get to humilate you and Mr G. Some more.

And that Bas fucker.

Funko
10-08-2005, 13:15:57
Who's fucking Bas?

*End Is Forever*
10-08-2005, 13:16:05
How far is it from Amsterdam to Rotterdam?

Funko
10-08-2005, 13:16:38
an hour on the train, 45 minutes from Schipol.

Venom
10-08-2005, 13:17:40
Alright, we'll do this the proper way.

I'll play for the highest bidder.

Drekkus
10-08-2005, 13:25:43
I offer one beer, dutch size.

Tizzy
10-08-2005, 13:27:42
I'll play for the lowest bidder, to teach you a lesson about being cheap.

Funko
10-08-2005, 13:28:08
Originally posted by Drekkus
I offer one beer, dutch size.

I offer one beer, English size.

Funko
10-08-2005, 13:33:57
I also offer one English size beer to Tizzy.

Drekkus
10-08-2005, 13:35:49
I offer a german size beer to tizzy!

Funko
10-08-2005, 13:36:22
:hmm: She's cleverer than she looks sometimes.

Drekkus
10-08-2005, 13:51:10
I bid one german size beer for Venom as well.

Funko
10-08-2005, 13:58:51
for Venom, 1 German size beer and a hot dog.

Nav
10-08-2005, 14:00:20
I'll call your one german sized beer for Venom and raise you a packet of peanuts...

JM^3
10-08-2005, 14:01:43
I wish I played soccer

JM

Nav
10-08-2005, 14:03:03
the dutchies can have Jon m JIler for free.

Mr. Bas
10-08-2005, 14:04:59
I bid one bottle of cheap whisky for Jan Molenaar.

Venom
10-08-2005, 14:14:11
1 German sized beer and a hot dog is the current high bid to the Englishers. Bidding will close at 5pm GMT.

Drekkus
10-08-2005, 14:34:44
I think we can manage 1 german sized beer and two hotdogs.

Chris
10-08-2005, 14:47:31
Another proud call to the altheletes of CG to show what they are made of!

And I'm sure they will fail completly and enbarriss themselves as they always do.

Drekkus
10-08-2005, 14:50:57
We need to film this epic battle.

mr.G
10-08-2005, 14:58:10
Originally posted by Venom
I'll play for the highest bidder. hehehehehe must be mr. Bas or Drekkus hehehehehehehe

mr.G
10-08-2005, 14:59:39
long live the land of the giants

Funko
10-08-2005, 15:25:18
1 German beer, 1 dutch beer and 2 hot-dogs.

Funko
10-08-2005, 15:27:42
For Venom.

Kitsuki
10-08-2005, 15:33:59
I would play and beat you all, but I'm not going...

mr.G
10-08-2005, 15:34:36
I miss you now yet

Kitsuki
10-08-2005, 15:43:10
mr G, you are a legend

mr.G
10-08-2005, 15:51:01
and a crazy, brilliant man...... and god

Drekkus
10-08-2005, 15:51:54
2 german beers, 2 hot dogs, and maybe my frequent flyer miles from United, if i can find my old tickets and submit them at their site.

Venom
10-08-2005, 15:51:56
I will now raise the temperature of the bidding war....

If anyone on the opposite team from me just happens to somehow, someway be better than me, I will break their leg.

Funko
10-08-2005, 15:52:45
Bah, I'm not competing with Dorkus.

mr.G
10-08-2005, 15:53:59
so flunko = verliezer

Funko
10-08-2005, 15:57:26
Not really, I had a deal with Venom so that we'd push Drekkus as high as we could in the bidding and split the profits. :hmm:

Venom
10-08-2005, 16:00:00
1 beer and 1 hot dog each. Plus I may get to break KG's leg. I'll give half the leg to Funko too.

Drekkus
10-08-2005, 16:01:05
:lol: I must admit this was the absolute highest I was about to go.

Funko
10-08-2005, 16:01:16
You can keep all the food, drink and airmiles if you help throw the game, which also means you get to break more legs...

Funko
10-08-2005, 16:01:38
Originally posted by Drekkus
:lol: I must admit this was the absolute highest I was about to go.

I figured which is why I stopped bidding!

Drekkus
10-08-2005, 16:04:44
What's 'throwing the game"?

Funko
10-08-2005, 16:05:18
Oh... that means trying as hard as he can to beat the verdammter english.

Funko
10-08-2005, 16:05:40
That's definitely what it means. Woo.

Venom
10-08-2005, 16:07:10
:lol:

mr.G
10-08-2005, 16:09:02
Originally posted by Funko
Oh... that means trying as hard as he can to beat the verdammter english. i thought it was the same as selling the game...... sjtoepit me

Funko
10-08-2005, 16:09:46
Yes, very stoepid.

Tizzy
10-08-2005, 16:11:22
If you keep being stjoepit like that mrG you'll have to change your sig

mr.G
10-08-2005, 16:12:18
jep time to tjange it

Kitsuki
10-08-2005, 16:13:18
Originally posted by Kitsuki
mr G, you are a legend

I blatantly said that to try and make it into your sig, and no luck... :(

MoSe
10-08-2005, 17:01:55
you should have said lejend

King_Ghidra
10-08-2005, 17:08:16
Originally posted by Venom
1 beer and 1 hot dog each. Plus I may get to break KG's leg. I'll give half the leg to Funko too.

the price of talent

but i've been hacked many times and no breaks yet. i broke a toe once kicking somone else, and i broke a teammate's nose once too, but those are other stories

novacane
10-08-2005, 17:12:06
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
I think I'm great today. yes I do.

;)

Tizzy
10-08-2005, 17:13:05
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
i broke a toe once kicking somone else

I've done that too.
I still maintain it wasn't my fault.

Kitsuki
10-08-2005, 17:13:40
mr G: You are a lejend.

That good enough...?

Funko
10-08-2005, 17:14:09
Hey Novacane, you should come too.

novacane
10-08-2005, 17:18:42
I have vowed to try to avoid meeting any CGers I did not know previously. I see this as a parallel dimension not to be confused with real life.

And I don't want my nose broken!!

Funko
10-08-2005, 17:20:16
Think of it as an international sports tournament. :)

Drekkus
10-08-2005, 17:22:29
Originally posted by novacane
I have vowed to try to avoid meeting any CGers I did not know previously. I see this as a parallel dimension not to be confused with real life.

And I don't want my nose broken!! Chickenpussy!!!

mr.G
10-08-2005, 17:25:53
Originally posted by Kitsuki
I blatantly said that to try and make it into your sig, and no luck... :( okay
done

Venom
10-08-2005, 17:41:20
mrG is an egotistical cock sucker.

Drekkus
10-08-2005, 17:53:13
:lol:

Chris
10-08-2005, 17:58:33
I bid three hotdog and 2 drinks for Venom to break the legs of all the players on both sides.

Venom
10-08-2005, 18:09:00
Gladly.

Chris
10-08-2005, 19:18:29
I'll go four hotdogs if you also kick them in the balls.

Tizzy
10-08-2005, 19:35:17
Hey! That's my job!

Chris
10-08-2005, 19:50:01
I bid three hotdogs for Tizzy to give them all an additional kick in the balls.

mr.G
10-08-2005, 20:38:12
Originally posted by Venom
mrG is an egotistical cock sucker. -FACt

MOBIUS
10-08-2005, 20:48:51
I'm not bad in defence, when I'm fit - but that was a long time ago...

Kitsuki
10-08-2005, 23:59:45
Aww, I have hit mr G's sig - truly I feel blessed.

Provost Harrison
11-08-2005, 00:04:56
I will not be partaking in any such sporting act. Not my scene :p

MOBIUS
11-08-2005, 01:05:29
Originally posted by Kitsuki
Aww, I have hit mr G's sig - truly I feel blessed.

Do you think he'll sig this?

MrG you are a gay twat!

:p :p :p

Venom
11-08-2005, 01:44:58
Originally posted by Kitsuki
Aww, I have hit mr G's sig - truly I feel blessed.

You had to suck up for it. That's not blessed. That's shameful.

mr.G
11-08-2005, 07:06:49
Originally posted by Kitsuki
Aww, I have hit mr G's sig - truly I feel blessed. you miss spelled your own name you silly you

Kitsuki
11-08-2005, 09:26:03
Hmmmmm....

MoSe
11-08-2005, 09:57:50
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
I will not be partaking in any such sporting act. Not my scene :p

hhmmm.... maybe a sumo match vs. me? :nervous:

Drekkus
11-08-2005, 10:15:34
Originally posted by novacane
I have vowed to try to avoid meeting any CGers I did not know previously. I see this as a parallel dimension not to be confused with real life.

And I don't want my nose broken!! I knew no one from CG in real life. But I went to a meeting, AND NOW I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE TOO!!!

mr.G
11-08-2005, 10:20:21
real life?
so you have a real life you bastard

Drekkus
11-08-2005, 10:21:04
NOW i have, all thanks to CG!

novacane
11-08-2005, 10:21:06
Thats a heart-warming tale.

Drekkus
11-08-2005, 10:25:17
You can have it too, novacane!! If you only try! Open up your heart to the love of CG.

mr.G
11-08-2005, 10:26:59
kumba jaaaaaah

Funko
11-08-2005, 10:38:42
Originally posted by MOBIUS
I'm not bad in defence, when I'm fit - but that was a long time ago...

Excellent you and me can form an unbreakable backline.

Funko
11-08-2005, 10:39:45
For about 3 minutes until we get too tired.

Mr. Bas
11-08-2005, 10:55:05
Originally posted by novacane
I have vowed to try to avoid meeting any CGers I did not know previously. I see this as a parallel dimension not to be confused with real life.

And I don't want my nose broken!!

Hah-hah. Too late!

King_Ghidra
11-08-2005, 11:28:02
someone broken his nose?!

mr.G
11-08-2005, 11:32:25
i wanna break a mose

Funko
11-08-2005, 11:44:35
He's drunk Mr Bas's texel drink, I think.

Provost Harrison
11-08-2005, 11:58:14
Pure poetry :D

Drekkus
11-08-2005, 12:14:36
Originally posted by Funko
He's drunk Mr Bas's texel drink, I think. Did he actually meet mrBas, at a concert or something?

Mr. Bas
11-08-2005, 13:05:30
I think I've actually been at his place in Reading with Mike, and apparently he also was at the Pete and the Pirates gig/afterparty. I don't think we've met there though.

King_Ghidra
11-08-2005, 13:18:58
yes you have been to his flat and yes you were both at the gig at the same time

Gramercy Riffs
11-08-2005, 13:22:01
Tis true

Funko
11-08-2005, 14:18:23
Oh yeah, I forgot Bas was a the flat too. :D

Chris
11-08-2005, 15:16:30
I bid 2 hotdogs to anyone that will cap Mr G

Drekkus
11-08-2005, 15:21:54
I can do that this weekend maybe.

So there's no reason Novocane can't come?

King_Ghidra
11-08-2005, 15:43:13
other than that he doesn't want to, no

mr.G
11-08-2005, 15:47:44
Originally posted by Chris
I bid 2 hotdogs to anyone that will cap Mr G can i cap meself?
i'll bet i cap myselef daily

Drekkus
11-08-2005, 15:48:49
Who are you, his inner voice? He didn't want to because he didn't want his real life mixed with his online life. And since that has happened already, that reason is no longer valid.

Chris
11-08-2005, 16:01:25
Originally posted by mr.G
can i cap meself?
i'll bet i cap myselef daily Three hotdogs.

mr.G
11-08-2005, 16:10:44
i never cap myself on wednesday

Chris
11-08-2005, 16:20:31
Four hotdogs, and one pint.

Drekkus
11-08-2005, 16:38:29
Pietje, vrijdagavond wat te doen? :cute:

mr.G
11-08-2005, 16:43:33
as in 4 hotdogs and a pint and playstationnen?

Chris
11-08-2005, 18:36:50
4 hotdogs, a pint, and a Mars bar.