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protein
09-08-2005, 22:59:23
:beer:

Vincent
09-08-2005, 22:59:51
What about the axe?

The Shaker
09-08-2005, 23:00:12
I'm trying, but he keep runnnig away.

The Norks
10-08-2005, 00:02:28
Is this a BB thread?
If so I concur with protein. Apparently the soulless peacock vaccuum that is Anthony is tipped to win.....WHY? I've seen paperweights with more personality. At least Eugene has a latent autistic streak and a desperate need to get laid.

Debaser
10-08-2005, 00:11:36
Kinga 2 win!!!!11!!! OMG!!!!111!!!!! xxx Michael, Reading

The Norks
10-08-2005, 00:13:54
her parents must be so proud

Provost Harrison
10-08-2005, 00:14:43
From my perspective, this thread looks like utterly gibberish. Talk of peacocks and ballbearings?

Debaser
10-08-2005, 00:23:43
This is a definition of Aspergers Disorder...

"Asperger's Disorder is a milder variant of Autistic Disorder... In Asperger's Disorder, affected individuals are characterized by social isolation and eccentric behavior in childhood. There are impairments in two-sided social interaction and non-verbal communication. Though grammatical, their speech is peculiar due to abnormalities of inflection and a repetitive pattern. Clumsiness is prominent both in their articulation and gross motor behavior. They usually have a circumscribed area of interest which usually leaves no space for more age appropriate, common interests. Some examples are cars, trains, French Literature, door knobs, hinges, cappucino, meteorology, astronomy or history."

This is Eugene from Big Brother:
http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/media/housemates/eugene_hp.jpg

*nods*

Not that I've watched any of it you understand...

Provost Harrison
10-08-2005, 00:50:47
Jesus, as a child I was probably a classic Asperger :lol:

protein
10-08-2005, 01:22:18
Do you think that if Eugene get's laid he'll suddenly start acting all cool?

I was wondering about aspergers or some sort of diagnosis in that area. I think he's just got geek syndrome.

The Norks
10-08-2005, 01:31:46
Originally posted by protein
Do you think that if Eugene get's laid he'll suddenly start acting all cool?

I was wondering about aspergers or some sort of diagnosis in that area. I think he's just got geek syndrome.

he's an obvious candidate.

he wont act all cool, but I hope he takes to wearing a cowboy hat and drinking champagne

Sir Penguin
10-08-2005, 04:35:27
I read somewhere that geekiness lies on the border between Asperger's and normalcy.

SP

Gary
10-08-2005, 09:23:20
Eugene is a strange guy to have chosen to enter Big Brother as he obviously has limited social interaction skills, as his weird stories of what he's done in the past, demonstrate. But he makes an effort, and I think comes across as the most 'open & honest' contestent there. I think 'what you see is what you get'. Best of luck to him.

Ant would be tipped to win as he is eye candy for the girls, (and gay guys probably) and is much more socially able, resulting in a kind of charm even though he doesn't seem to 'muck in with the rest' but just enjoys his time there, run-ins with Craig aside. Although I guess he must be missing Dec by now.

But hey ! What's the winning formula anyway ? How does one appeal to the majority and annoy the minority ? What stops folk from voting you out ?

And why does it matter anyway ?

The Shaker
10-08-2005, 09:25:30
Originally posted by Debaser
This is a definition of Aspergers Disorder...

"Asperger's Disorder is a milder variant of Autistic Disorder... In Asperger's Disorder, affected individuals are characterized by social isolation and eccentric behavior in childhood. There are impairments in two-sided social interaction and non-verbal communication. Though grammatical, their speech is peculiar due to abnormalities of inflection and a repetitive pattern. Clumsiness is prominent both in their articulation and gross motor behavior. They usually have a circumscribed area of interest which usually leaves no space for more age appropriate, common interests. Some examples are cars, trains, French Literature, door knobs, hinges, cappucino, meteorology, astronomy or history."


Meteorology, check
Astronomy, check
History, check

Gary
10-08-2005, 09:26:42
3 checks and you're out !

Perhaps Norks, you could help Eugene out when he leaves then :)

Funko
10-08-2005, 09:31:19
I think Anthony's tipped to win because, whilst a bit bland, he isn't utterly hated.

Craig is the most annoying spawn of the devil and needs death - Chris Moyles likes him, say no more!

Makosi has been a great housemate but apparently people are getting pissed off with her now, all started going downhill with the pregnancy.

Kinga is... well. :eek:

Eugene is eccentric and has a cult following but a lot of people just think he's boring.

I hope Eugene wins but I reckon Anthony will.

And I think Kinga out tonight, because whilst a lot of people hate Craig some people seem to like him and no-one will be voting for Kinga to win...

Kitsuki
10-08-2005, 09:32:48
Originally posted by protein
Do you think that if Eugene get's laid he'll suddenly start acting all cool?



He blatanly will have a good few months of shagging when he leaves the house...

Tizzy
10-08-2005, 09:49:08
I hope Eugene wins.
I'd have preferred it if Science or Kemal were still there to win, but out of those left I'd have to go for Eugene - he annoyed me at first but he's actually quite funny.

And if there's any justice in the world Craig will meet with an unfortunate but amusing accident and we'll never hear from him again.

Funko
10-08-2005, 09:51:34
Science, Kemal or Derek should have won.

Barring that Makosi has been one of the all time great housemates.

Funko
10-08-2005, 09:52:03
The public are arseholes, how dare they kick out science and Kemal and keep that fucktard orlaith in... fucking Irish voters.

Tizzy
10-08-2005, 09:54:56
Makosi has been good but the pregnancy thing was just too much, and too obvious.

Gramercy Riffs
10-08-2005, 10:03:12
Got to be Kingha.

Anyone who sticks a wine bottle in their pussy on live television, in a house full of strangers, deserves it surely?

Funko
10-08-2005, 10:03:54
Deserves what?

Gramercy Riffs
10-08-2005, 10:03:55
I mean, what message are we sending out to our children if she doesn't?

Funko
10-08-2005, 10:04:16
Doesn't what?

Funko
10-08-2005, 10:04:57
You know what I was thinking when she was doing that?


Oooh, that's really dangerous, she could create a vaccuum and not be able to get it out and if the bottle shatters she'll do herself a terrible injury!

Funko
10-08-2005, 10:05:33
Why isn't BB voice over guy giving a safety warning not to do it at home?

That pretty much sums up my thoughts.

Gary
10-08-2005, 10:05:54
Deserves our whole-hearted encouragement ( AND I MISSED IT :tizzy: )

note to self, must watch more bb

protein
10-08-2005, 10:06:02
I just didn't get it when the good old British public decided that Orlaith was far more interesting than Kemal and worth keeping in.

Funko
10-08-2005, 10:07:09
I could kind of see how people might have got pissed off by Science the Great but the Kemal thing was a massive shock.

It is the Irish vote though, any Irish contestant gets the whole of Ireland supporting them no matter how shit they are.

Gary
10-08-2005, 10:10:03
Maybe I started tuning into the show late, but all I saw of Science was him arguing and shouting over other people all the time. No surprise to me folk decided they'd had enough of that.

Kemal ? Well he could amuse, but since I think a lot of the show's attraction is the 'eye candy' angle, I'd rather have been watching Orlaith than him. In fact why are any guys still in it :)

Kitsuki
10-08-2005, 10:16:16
Because girls are saying the exact opposite of what you just said and more of them vote....? ;)

Funko
10-08-2005, 10:16:35
Because 80% of people who actually vote are women.

Kitsuki
10-08-2005, 10:18:43
X-post!

King_Ghidra
10-08-2005, 11:04:27
Originally posted by The Norks
Apparently the soulless peacock vaccuum that is Anthony is tipped to win.....WHY? I've seen paperweights with more personality.

because the voters are the same?

how could it surprise anyone that populist lowbrow tv is watched mainly by the hoi polloi and makes heroes of their own?

The Norks
10-08-2005, 11:51:25
a fair point well made K_G

Its just that out of everyone he has demonstrated the least amount of personality. He isn't even that good looking. I'm actually quite fond of Craig. Out of the remaining I'd prefer Makosi or Eugene to win, but I would have liked Kemal to win. I think ANthony will win by dint of being the least hated basically. A bit like that Christian drip Cameron a few years back.

I haven't been terribly impressed by this years selection of housemates in general- I think the average age was too low- you need to let people get into their late twenties and thirties before they start developing really interesting Psychosis.

The Norks
10-08-2005, 11:52:49
PS- when my brother told me about the Kinga/wine bottle incident I thought he was exaggerating, but it seems not. She's like Jade, but without the dignity.

Funko
10-08-2005, 11:53:34
You like Craig?!

But he's an ultra annoying mental bunny boiling bitch freak!!!

Funko
10-08-2005, 11:57:51
Originally posted by The Norks
PS- when my brother told me about the Kinga/wine bottle incident I thought he was exaggerating, but it seems not. She's like Jade, but without the dignity.

No, I don't know what he said but I imagine he wasn't exaggerating at all.

Gramercy Riffs
10-08-2005, 11:59:20
Agreed. He should have walked long ago.

mr.G
10-08-2005, 12:01:09
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now, let us all be [commercial] very philosophical [commercial] about it

Gary
10-08-2005, 12:09:29
If females are doing most of the voting then I retreat to the fallback viewpoint. The girls are 'all' voting to stick together. Grrl power - yay ! and all that :D

The Norks
10-08-2005, 12:10:56
Originally posted by Funko
You like Craig?!

But he's an ultra annoying mental bunny boiling bitch freak!!!

Yeah i know, I'm not sure why I like him but I do.

Gary
10-08-2005, 12:11:37
It's the mothering instinct in you.

protein
10-08-2005, 13:09:44
She wants to mother a mentally retarded ugly drip?

King_Ghidra
10-08-2005, 13:10:39
explains why she posts here

Funko
10-08-2005, 13:12:40
:lol:

Venom
10-08-2005, 13:18:27
Great, now I'm worried about my Asperger's again.

Gary
11-08-2005, 08:28:35
50k for Eugene, and Craig out. Some folk here should be satisfied :)

Funko
11-08-2005, 10:32:36
I hate the way they come across nicer in the interviews, god bless the cruel editors.

The Norks
11-08-2005, 13:33:36
well done eugene for taking the cash. I loved his reasoning 'there can be two winners', which seems really egalitarian and sensible, but inside I bet he's screaming 'I'm Riiiiiiiich!! Bring me the whores!'

Lazarus and the Gimp
11-08-2005, 13:40:24
Bukkakke forum!

Funko
11-08-2005, 14:22:05
Cruel BB

Take the money - You are greedy
Leave the money - You are arrogant and think you're going to win

Tizzy
11-08-2005, 14:27:02
I'd have taken it

Funko
11-08-2005, 14:27:38
Stupid not to I think.

Lazarus and the Gimp
11-08-2005, 16:03:35
Originally posted by Funko
Cruel BB

Take the money - You are greedy
Leave the money - You are arrogant and think you're going to win

Or take the money, and announce that you'll split it with the others.

protein
11-08-2005, 16:08:03
I don't think I would have taken the money because I would have assumed that it was a trick. I would also have thought "if I turn this down, I'll probably get a newspaper offering me this amount of money for my story".

Sir Penguin
12-08-2005, 01:40:24
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Bukkakke forum!
Remember, the two 'k's only come first.

http://www.cybertavern.net/speakeasy/images/smilies/hitrosplooge.gif

SP

The Norks
12-08-2005, 03:06:27
who the hell lets a man come on their face in real life? porn 'actresses' excluded?

Nills Lagerbaak
12-08-2005, 09:15:56
Well...... It's a good skin cream supposedly.

Funko
12-08-2005, 09:21:26
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Or take the money, and announce that you'll split it with the others.

Split it with those people?

The Norks
12-08-2005, 17:46:11
I would take the money and run. Its a competition not a charity event. Anyone in the last 4 will make a fortune off media deals anyway, so the prize money shouldn't be a massive consdieration

I hope Eugene buys a barrel of coke, some whores and a yacht

Lazarus and the Gimp
12-08-2005, 19:07:50
I think he's more likely to blow the lot on Meccano.

Gary
12-08-2005, 19:48:51
Now there's an investment !

The Norks
12-08-2005, 20:36:31
lol or a train set

Spartak
12-08-2005, 20:44:41
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
I think he's more likely to blow the lot on Meccano. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: