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Japher
09-08-2005, 14:16:00
http://www.waminc.org/images/JR_DUCK.jpg


Haha! Jr. with a duck!

Now if only the duck was driving instead of Jr., the team might win a race!

Venom
09-08-2005, 14:24:11
It's not Howard though. He's the best duck.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
09-08-2005, 14:29:00
"Jr." what?

Funko
09-08-2005, 14:29:59
r Tolkein?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
09-08-2005, 14:30:47
With "bud" written on him????

Drekkus
09-08-2005, 14:32:06
I saw a hilarious item on the Daily Show with Jon Stewart about how the new sponsors like Garnier Fructis shampoo were making Nascar a gay sport.

Funko
09-08-2005, 14:32:21
Maybe he likes to smoke skunk.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
09-08-2005, 14:32:39
"making" ?

Drekkus
09-08-2005, 14:35:08
yes.

King_Ghidra
09-08-2005, 15:13:36
that's a hell of a big duck

paiktis22
09-08-2005, 15:41:15
plump tasty

Japher
09-08-2005, 16:10:12
if no one is going to post

Venom
09-08-2005, 16:12:37
Jeff Gordon has long been thought gay. Even before he started driving the rainbow colored Tide car.

Drekkus
09-08-2005, 16:41:20
Tom Cruise is gay too.

Funko
09-08-2005, 16:46:20
For a gay guy he's had some incredible girlfriends.

Gary
09-08-2005, 16:48:59
Probably the attraction for them. Safety.

King_Ghidra
09-08-2005, 16:56:30
are women safe from their horny gay boyfriends? i think we ought to be told

Oerdin
09-08-2005, 17:09:54
The ultimate poor white trash "sport" NASCAR consists of crappy 1960's vintage racing cars driving around in circles with virtually no skill or planning involved at all. Certainly no where near as much as a real race course requires. Hell, those cars are specifically designed only to make left hand turns and the springs are set up to make right hand turns extremely difficult but in the "race" they only ever make left hand turns so I guess they don't need properly designed cars.

Give me a touring car championship or a rally race over that crap any day. Those at least have proper cars, a need to do more then drive in circles, and modern cars not 40 year old relics.

Venom
09-08-2005, 17:27:23
Ok, Oerdin obviously knows nothing about NASCAR racing. But that's never stopped you before so keep on talking like you do know something.

And also, damn you for making me defend NASCAR.

Oerdin
09-08-2005, 18:00:27
And what did I get wrong? Do they only make right turns instead of left turns? :rolleyes:

Last I heard they were still using 1960's vintage carberators and other outdated trash.

Venom
09-08-2005, 19:37:20
They drive plenty of road courses. And the cars are quite modern. Not as modern as the Indy and CART super cars, but not "40 year old trash".

Caligastia
09-08-2005, 19:40:49
When did they stop making left-hand turns?

mr.G
09-08-2005, 21:18:24
bmp

Venom
09-08-2005, 21:24:31
Do you like ducks, you crazy dutchkman?

Funko
10-08-2005, 09:49:01
:lol:

Awesome.

Drekkus
10-08-2005, 11:15:24
What's awesome??

King_Ghidra
10-08-2005, 11:37:42
everything!11!!!111!!

Venom
10-08-2005, 13:10:47
Originally posted by Drekkus
What's awesome??

How do you make it through the day without stabbing yourself in the eye with a pen?

King_Ghidra
10-08-2005, 13:12:40
he has a cork on the end

Funko
10-08-2005, 13:13:02
and one on the end of the pen.

Drekkus
10-08-2005, 13:23:04
Originally posted by Venom
How do you make it through the day without stabbing yourself in the eye with a pen? Specially made glasses!

Japher
10-08-2005, 13:24:09
clever

Drekkus
10-08-2005, 13:28:05
I'm converting to stainless steel contacts.

Venom
10-08-2005, 14:11:56
Transparent aluminum?

Funko
10-08-2005, 14:17:58
Transpuminium.

Venom
10-08-2005, 14:23:58
Transpuminum.

mr.G
11-08-2005, 17:06:04
transudatory

Oerdin
11-08-2005, 17:55:46
Originally posted by Venom
They drive plenty of road courses. And the cars are quite modern. Not as modern as the Indy and CART super cars, but not "40 year old trash".

Most of the car specs were frozen in the 1960's. That's why they still use carborators while every other race uses fuel injection. Face it, you were wrong and the cars are ancient designs.

Venom
11-08-2005, 19:03:27
Bullshit. If the cars were frozen they'd never achieve the performance they've got today.

Oerdin
11-08-2005, 19:24:57
NASCAR hasn't gotten noticably faster in 40 years. They're still using the same stuff with the claim that it makes NASCAR cheaper to enter then modern forms of racing like F1. The reality is the organizers want to slow things down and keep it simple in an attempt to make it easier to watch and enjoy. The reality is that NASCAR is easily 50-100 mph slower then F1, the technology used is a joke compared to F1, those cars they use have no relation to the cars of the same name found on dealer lots.

A much better choice if you're looking for a low tech, slow race is Touring Car Championships which use production cars with only suspension mods. Much more interesting and uses newer technology too.

Funko
12-08-2005, 09:30:00
Touring cars is really exciting.

King_Ghidra
12-08-2005, 16:51:39
i hope this thread keeps getting bumped, that duck really cheers me up

Drekkus
12-08-2005, 16:52:19
why?

King_Ghidra
12-08-2005, 16:55:46
he's fucking enormous and he has a cool pair of shades on

mr.G
12-08-2005, 17:00:19
yaaaay ia want his tape

Gary
12-08-2005, 17:04:53
Everyone loves a good duck

Funko
12-08-2005, 17:05:03
:D

Drekkus
12-08-2005, 17:05:31
I just want to kick that duck real hard, so that it flies through the air, and bounces on its fat arse. And then it will say 'Hey, what are doing that for!?', and I will say 'BECAUSE!!!'.

Funko
12-08-2005, 17:07:28
because because because, because of the wonderful things it does?

Drekkus
12-08-2005, 17:09:18
What kind of wonderful things does that duck do?

Funko
12-08-2005, 17:09:37
Fuck dead ducks

Drekkus
12-08-2005, 17:11:08
Peachy.

mr.G
12-08-2005, 17:24:04
Originally posted by Drekkus
I just want to kick that duck real hard, so that it flies through the air, and bounces on its fat arse. And then it will say 'Hey, what are doing that for!?', and I will say 'BECAUSE!!!'. yaaaaay and then i will kick him in the face over and over again, that would be jolly

Japher
12-08-2005, 17:34:46
I would kick 'em while down too, but I would like to be wearing a giant banana outfit!

mr.G
12-08-2005, 17:44:20
pleezzzzz go in therapy

Japher
12-08-2005, 17:45:57
I did

this is what they did to me

Gary
12-08-2005, 18:06:04
Ducks are absolutely quacking

mr.G
12-08-2005, 18:14:04
Originally posted by Japher
I did

this is what they did to me hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm fine result