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KrazyHorse@home
09-08-2005, 02:59:53
(while sober, that is)

Asher
09-08-2005, 05:10:12
Did you catch a student cheating?

KrazyHorse@home
09-08-2005, 05:30:52
No. I was driving home in pouring rain and as I parked my car I realised I would never make it to my house without wetting myself, so I popped into an alleyway and relieved myself.

Good times :beer:

Vincent
09-08-2005, 08:24:17
We're so proud of you!

JM^3
09-08-2005, 08:26:49
were there people arround?

because even I have urinated in my backyard numerous times

and a lot of guys I know have done so at school/backyard/other places

and you can't even count in the woods on a hike, right?

even if it is just a park and not really the woods?

JM

Diss
09-08-2005, 09:14:45
Originally posted by KrazyHorse@home
(while sober, that is)

have you never been on a camping trip or out hiking?

And what is the definition of "in public". Does that mean anywhere outside? Or just outside in the city? In which case the hiking/camping would not be included.

Kitsuki
09-08-2005, 09:47:27
Originally posted by KrazyHorse@home
(while sober, that is)

Doubtlessly you've done it whilst drunk loads of times before though...!

KrazyHorse
09-08-2005, 18:37:03
Originally posted by Diss
have you never been on a camping trip or out hiking?

And what is the definition of "in public". Does that mean anywhere outside? Or just outside in the city? In which case the hiking/camping would not be included.

I'm not counting the woods (even if by a highway, which I've also done before)

Only in urban setting, on public property (or on private property on which you're trespassing)

Caligastia
09-08-2005, 19:18:50
I once urinated into my water bottle on a bus in Bangkok. The traffic was terrible and I just HAD to go. I was very discreet...nobody noticed.

Snotty
09-08-2005, 22:59:12
piss in a quiet corner, or piss down my leg. no contest really

The Shaker
09-08-2005, 23:01:20
We get our milk delivered, the other day after the milk float pulled up outside, i watched the milkman take a leak into an empty bottle.
fair enough, i'd have done the same.

Vincent
09-08-2005, 23:02:04
and you did

The Shaker
09-08-2005, 23:03:05
oh yeah.

Vincent
09-08-2005, 23:05:44
in Hull?

The Shaker
09-08-2005, 23:07:35
Never watch anyone in hull having a public uriantion.

Although I remember waiting for the lifty public toilets in Reading to rise,
That's like waiting for someone to have a public piss.
I wonder if i'm obsessed.

Vincent
09-08-2005, 23:09:40
No, it's just scientific curiosity I think

zmama
09-08-2005, 23:10:35
I missed them...was very sad

The Shaker
09-08-2005, 23:11:15
are they still there?
you could go sight seeing,
or at least get a Readinger to take a vid.

Vincent
09-08-2005, 23:11:42
Or a webcam

zmama
09-08-2005, 23:13:48
Funko's father (on the tour he gave me) pointed them out as the highlight of Reading's night "scene"

The Shaker
09-08-2005, 23:16:34
He's right, it's the only thing I Remember about Reading.
I think i even used then once.
But i'm not sure.
I was very very drunk.
I may have mistaken them for a drinking fountain.

Vincent
09-08-2005, 23:18:14
What I remember about Reading:
Snow and rain.
Large ugly concrete building, police headquarter or something.
A taxi.
Beck's Bier

The Shaker
09-08-2005, 23:22:24
No hat.

Vincent
09-08-2005, 23:23:12
Yeah! Pigdogs!

The Shaker
09-08-2005, 23:24:56
Souvenir of your trip to England.
It fitted great.

zmama
09-08-2005, 23:26:49
The English aren't too stupid. They took your hat but didn't take Lady Rachel's

Wise people

The Shaker
09-08-2005, 23:29:40
I think people tried to take Rachels.
But they died horribly in intense pain.

zmama
09-08-2005, 23:30:49
She's such a good girl. I'm proud :)

Diss
10-08-2005, 09:01:00
Originally posted by The Shaker
We get our milk delivered, the other day after the milk float pulled up outside, i watched the milkman take a leak into an empty bottle.
fair enough, i'd have done the same.

don't they reuse those bottles?:nervous:

Diss
10-08-2005, 09:02:59
I can honestly say I have never urinated in public while sober.

Actually, that may not be true. I have urinated in a wash before. This is a wash in the middle of the city. But I did have privacy (bushes, walls, and line of sight), so I'm not sure if that counts.