View Full Version : how fat does your poop grow

08-08-2005, 15:06:54
Mine can get pretty fat.

08-08-2005, 17:35:20
All these views and no replies.

08-08-2005, 17:51:36
they were hoping for pictures...

those sick fvcks

Provost Harrison
08-08-2005, 18:02:38
I remember seeing one in Nottingham which was huge - it was as wide as my arm :p

08-08-2005, 20:38:49
That person's ass must have hurt for days afterwards.

Provost Harrison
08-08-2005, 20:58:27
Perhaps they were gay...

08-08-2005, 21:00:53
Good question, PH.. Do gay people have bigger poops?

Provost Harrison
08-08-2005, 21:01:23
I think it needs answering!

08-08-2005, 21:02:24
What about gay virgins?

Provost Harrison
08-08-2005, 21:04:00
I would expect that if there is a correllation, it would depend on how experienced the person is. And the size of his boyfriends piece (refer to the thread 'How fat is you penis')

Mr Poo
08-08-2005, 22:02:18
I get fat sometimes. Especially after lots of bran muffins.

08-08-2005, 22:12:03
So Mr. Poo is high in fiber?

08-08-2005, 22:13:05
No he's the result of a high fiber diet.

08-08-2005, 22:13:49
What does the Japanese government have to do with this?

Provost Harrison
09-08-2005, 00:48:48
You know I've used that one to death. No one ever gets it. I get it Oerdin ;)

09-08-2005, 01:31:45
Watch out Funko. I shall sneak up on you with my puns. ;)

Immortal Wombat
09-08-2005, 02:11:28
Doesn't count as a proper pun. Same root word.

09-08-2005, 03:15:49
Have you ever crapped considerably thicker than you knew you colon was capible of stretchimg?

09-08-2005, 05:03:21
That would result in a torn butthole. No, thank you.

09-08-2005, 09:18:02
I doubt gay men would have larger poop.

I have never seen a cock as big as a turd. It just isn't possible.

Or maybe I just have large turds...

I once filled the entire part of the toilet bowl (that had water in it) with shit. That's an impressive feat.

I just wished I had taken a picture of it. :(

Provost Harrison
09-08-2005, 10:36:00
I think I speak for others here in saying I'm glad you didn't ;)

09-08-2005, 10:56:06
That shit felt good too. For some reason it had been a while.

Am I gay for enjoying taking a dump so much? :)

Provost Harrison
09-08-2005, 11:28:06
Depends on what comes out ;)

The Norks
09-08-2005, 11:46:47
I've seen some pretty big cocks.

09-08-2005, 12:20:36
I've seen some pretty big turds.

*End Is Forever*
09-08-2005, 12:21:06
That's no way to talk about Spink.

09-08-2005, 12:22:46
Why not?

*End Is Forever*
09-08-2005, 12:34:36
Good point.

09-08-2005, 19:31:11
Nothing like a good old-fashioned thread about poo eh?

09-08-2005, 19:42:26

pooh is picking his nose!

09-08-2005, 19:49:49
How? He doesn't have any fingers.

10-08-2005, 09:47:23
Terrible honeypot accident.