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Diss
07-08-2005, 11:39:57
errr wait a minute. Why am I asking this question? I don't want to know these things!!

Diss
07-08-2005, 11:41:01
and yes ladies, that makes 2 threads us bastard men have excluded you from. Sorry

though I guess ladies who can grow beards and chicks with dicks could post in these threads. I know they are an important part of our poster population.

paiktis22
07-08-2005, 13:08:12
Is it true it grows faster in the summer?

protein
07-08-2005, 13:17:26
Surely it has to do with air pressure?

paiktis22
07-08-2005, 14:26:09
I think it's the temperature.

protein
07-08-2005, 14:47:04
I'm sure your penis would grow at a faster rate on top of a mountain or in outer space.

paiktis22
07-08-2005, 15:05:09
Especially at summer time.

Greg W
07-08-2005, 16:13:41
The worst thing is as you get old, and it goes grey or falls out.

Lazarus and the Gimp
07-08-2005, 17:03:48
Originally posted by protein
I'm sure your penis would grow at a faster rate on top of a mountain or in outer space.

Flawed hypothesis. Anyone who's gone skinny-dipping in cold water can tell you the sort of thing that would happen to your dangly bits in the sub-zero freezing conditions on a mountain or in space. Right lads?

Lazarus and the Gimp
07-08-2005, 17:05:31
There's a famous photo of Chris Bonington on the summit of Everest in 1985, and one of the other blokes on the summit is having a slash. We should ask him for informed comment.

protein
08-08-2005, 01:13:45
Nah, I saw this documentary and they put this big Austrian muscle man on mars and his eyes and willy popped out and it was just a dream because he wasn't really there and there were mutated aliens there and it was really cool!!!!!111one11!!

devilmunchkin
08-08-2005, 01:59:54
you can't exclude me from it just cause i don't have one. it's not like i haven't seen them before :D

MoSe
08-08-2005, 10:55:18
and you surely have/had some which you could claim "yours" in some way

Nav
08-08-2005, 10:58:28
I'm quite sure that this is linked to sex too.

MoSe
08-08-2005, 11:04:30
I saw that "Kinsey" movie, and in one sequence Kinsey interviewed a character played by Willem DeFoe IIRC, who claimed he could go from rest to ejaculation in less than 10 seconds...

:nervous:

Provost Harrison
08-08-2005, 11:09:03
Lovely...

Funko
08-08-2005, 11:11:13
That's fast!

King_Ghidra
08-08-2005, 11:46:21
Originally posted by Diss
though I guess ladies who can grow beards and chicks with dicks could post in these threads. I know they are an important part of our poster population.

this is an important point that needs restating

Funko
08-08-2005, 11:46:47
:lol:

Lazarus and the Gimp
08-08-2005, 19:20:33
Originally posted by MoSe
I saw that "Kinsey" movie, and in one sequence Kinsey interviewed a character played by Willem DeFoe IIRC, who claimed he could go from rest to ejaculation in less than 10 seconds...



Well most of us were 16 year-old boys at one point, weren't we?

Provost Harrison
08-08-2005, 19:26:37
:D

Seamus
08-08-2005, 20:42:05
Originally posted by Nav
I'm quite sure that this is linked to sex too.

What is this "sex" you speak of?

Japher
08-08-2005, 20:53:46
http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/476/cookiemonsterpenispenispenis4q.jpg

Diss
09-08-2005, 09:12:45
Originally posted by MoSe
I saw that "Kinsey" movie, and in one sequence Kinsey interviewed a character played by Willem DeFoe IIRC, who claimed he could go from rest to ejaculation in less than 10 seconds...

:nervous:

:lol:, that'll impress the ladies.