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alsieboo
05-08-2005, 22:44:48
I bought 'Tissues and Issues' today, and it's good to see she hasn't completely forgotten what made her famous, she throws a bit of classical singing in now and again, but I still think it's a good album.

Walrus Feeder
07-08-2005, 21:37:57
Do you need professional help? :lol:

alsieboo
08-08-2005, 03:29:40
Won't you lay me on your leather couch, I gotta lot I need to talk about

*End Is Forever*
08-08-2005, 13:15:24
That sounds disturbingly dirty.

Funko
08-08-2005, 13:22:30
Sounds like a song lyric.

Provost Harrison
08-08-2005, 16:05:58
:hmm:

Lazarus and the Gimp
08-08-2005, 19:54:24
I'd do her. She's foxy as hell.

Provost Harrison
08-08-2005, 19:56:15
Why not, everyone else has ;)

alsieboo
08-08-2005, 22:33:19
ooh, put the claws away!! she hasn't slept with that many blokes, be fair!

JM^3
08-08-2005, 23:36:46
who is she?

why is she known as a slut?

etc?

jM

Eklektikos
09-08-2005, 11:34:33
British (Welsh :funko: ) child star famous for classical singing, being angelic, etc.

Has since gone through teens without living like a nun, which apparently makes her a slattern of the first order in the eyes of the tabloid press and a decent proportion of its readers.

Funko
09-08-2005, 12:18:34
Yeah, teenage girl smokes cigarette and has boyfriend! OMG!!! :eek:

*End Is Forever*
09-08-2005, 12:18:35
She's just a drunkard. Not sure how this makes her any different from 90% of girls her age, but there you go.

Funko
09-08-2005, 12:18:58
Has anyone ever been out in Wales?

:lol:

Gramercy Riffs
09-08-2005, 12:20:42
I have, in Cardiff a few times. No more scary than any other city really. But quite rough

Funko
09-08-2005, 12:28:41
Yeah, my point is that Charlotte Church isn't exactly at any kind of extreme in the behaviour stakes, she's just famous.

Nills Lagerbaak
09-08-2005, 12:29:46
A bit rough?? All of the bands below are form Wales. I shall be going.

Funko
09-08-2005, 12:32:20
What the fuck is mythical metal?

And is it more scary that I understand the other genres?

Gramercy Riffs
09-08-2005, 12:32:33
Proof that in Wales, its still 1969.

Debaser
09-08-2005, 12:39:23
Am I the only person that thinks being stuck in 1969 sounds quite appealing when compared to the prospect of being stuck in 2005?

Funko
09-08-2005, 12:40:14
I was just thinking that. :)

Nills Lagerbaak
09-08-2005, 12:42:38
Hell yeah. Give me mythical druid sludge-core any day, if it means I get to live in the 1960s.

Gramercy Riffs
09-08-2005, 12:48:08
Agreed. Lets all go and live in Wales!

Nills Lagerbaak
09-08-2005, 12:50:21
Excellent. We'll stat at uncle Monty's! Let's go on holiday by mistake.

Lazarus and the Gimp
09-08-2005, 19:19:42
Originally posted by Nills Lagerbaak
Hell yeah. Give me mythical druid sludge-core any day, if it means I get to live in the 1960s.

Outside of a few areas of central London, the 60's didn't start until about 1973. The notion that Britain was all loved up and swinging in the 60's is one of the biggest cultural myths of the past century.

The Shaker
09-08-2005, 23:20:03
Originally posted by Funko
What the fuck is mythical metal?

And is it more scary that I understand the other genres?

Dunno, but i imagine, Nightwish and Dragonforce.

Debaser
10-08-2005, 10:38:18
Dragonforce are aces. Like Iron Maiden stuck inside Turrican 2 on the Amiga.

Funko
10-08-2005, 10:57:32
Wow, need to get me some.

Debaser
10-08-2005, 11:03:28
I've revised my definition:

Like Iron Maiden playing 80s cartoon theme tunes from inside Turrican 2 on the Amiga.

King_Ghidra
10-08-2005, 11:06:35
certainly sounds promising

Mr. Bas
10-08-2005, 11:20:25
Mythical druid sludgecore sounds awesome...

Nills Lagerbaak
10-08-2005, 11:29:51
Originally posted by Funko
What the fuck is mythical metal?

And is it more scary that I understand the other genres?

Certain "Rush" songs would fall into this category I imagine...

By-Tor and the Snow Dog:

"I. at the tobes of hades
The tobes of hades
Lit by flickering torchlight
The netherworld is gathered in the glare
Prince by-tor takes the cavern
To the north light
The sign of eth is rising in the air
By-tor, knight of darkness,
Centurion of evil
Devil’s prince

Ii. across the styx
Across the river styx
Out of the lamplight
His nemesis is waiting at the gate
The snow dog, ermine glowing
In the damp night
Coal-black eyes shimmering with hate
By-tor and the snow dog
Square for battle
Let the fray begin

Iii. of the battle

Instrumental

Iv. epilogue
The battle’s over
And the dust is clearing
Disciples of the snow dog sound the knell
Rejoicing echoes
As the dawn is nearing
By-tor in defeat
Retreats to hell
Snow dog is victorious
The land of the overworld
Is saved again

King_Ghidra
10-08-2005, 11:36:14
Actually the absolute overlords of mythic metal must be Bel-Sagoth, they have released many albums with highly themed music and titles such as the magnificent "The Splendour Of A Thousand Swords Gleaming Beneath The Blazon Of The Hyperborean Empire (Part III)"

Gramercy Riffs
10-08-2005, 11:43:00
I prefered parts I and VI myself.

Funko
10-08-2005, 11:45:57
Originally posted by Debaser
I've revised my definition:

Like Iron Maiden playing 80s cartoon theme tunes from inside Turrican 2 on the Amiga.

I've got an mp3 from them now and somehow that description fits and it isn't totally awesome.

Lazarus and the Gimp
10-08-2005, 16:37:58
It sounds shit.

Immortal Wombat
10-08-2005, 19:26:32
I would class that Rhapsody track on the LWP which you hated so vividly as fantasy metal.

Immortal Wombat
11-08-2005, 03:22:58
I have also investigated, and decided that Dragonforce are indeed aces.

Your search - Mythical druid sludgecore - did not match any documents. :(

Provost Harrison
11-08-2005, 11:06:51
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Outside of a few areas of central London, the 60's didn't start until about 1973. The notion that Britain was all loved up and swinging in the 60's is one of the biggest cultural myths of the past century.

Laz is, as per usual, correct. My mother always mentions this fact that it was never as exciting as was made out. She said the music was good but everything else was pretty shit.

Lazarus and the Gimp
11-08-2005, 13:26:29
Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
I would class that Rhapsody track on the LWP which you hated so vividly as fantasy metal.

I thought that might be the case. I can usually find things I like in just about any genre, but not that one. It's completely fucking awful.

The Norks
16-08-2005, 22:24:06
i loves La Church. She's a real Cardiff girl, and I really like the fact that she still lives there and does normal teenager things instead of losing half her bodyweight and going on about not eating carbs and doing yoga. She's pure class. I liked her Crazy chick single. She can certainly belt out a tune. I can see her maturing into a real diva. And she's hot lol.