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Drekkus
05-08-2005, 11:48:47
http://furious-george.net/?

Gripping! Exciting! Addictive!! Incredible graphics! Now whiter than white!

I'm bored today, sorry.

Resource Consumer
05-08-2005, 11:53:05
This is hilarious :)

Fistandantilus
05-08-2005, 11:56:21
I think Venom will like the "commit atrocity" button

Fistandantilus
05-08-2005, 12:08:13
Hall of Fame

Score Name Crimes Wanted in Specialty Time

6126 Drek 67 13 states copyright infringement Fri Aug5 11:03:49 2005


You are very bored Drekkus, aren't you? :hmm:

Chris
05-08-2005, 12:08:38
The monkey fills the candy machine with boxes of powerful laxative at a local center for the blind in Macon, Georgia.


The man in the yellow hat calls authorities after receiving a postcard from the scene of the crime.
The monkey is now wanted for promotion of human misery in the state of Georgia.

Chris
05-08-2005, 12:10:46
The monkey poses as a proctologist in Tarboro, North Carolina.


The monkey foolishly chooses to appear in an episode of the Jerry Springer show entitled "Homicidal Primates and the Drag Queen Nazis Who Love Them".
The monkey is now wanted for manslaughter in the state of North Carolina.


Incredibly stupid yet fun.

Drekkus
05-08-2005, 12:50:20
Originally posted by Fistandantilus
Hall of Fame

Score Name Crimes Wanted in Specialty Time

6126 Drek 67 13 states copyright infringement Fri Aug5 11:03:49 2005


You are very bored Drekkus, aren't you? :hmm: :o

Funko
05-08-2005, 12:50:40
:lol:

King_Ghidra
05-08-2005, 13:26:46
This is fucking awesome. Debaser should be playing this.

I picked up a ride:

The monkey is currently driving a stolen Amish buggy through New York.

The monkey drives his Amish buggy from New York to New Jersey.

The monkey inadvertently awakens a horde of ravenous flesh-eating zombies in Pemberton, New Jersey.

The monkey drives his Amish buggy from New Jersey to Delaware.

The monkey violates the laws of thermodynamics in Camden, Delaware.

Drekkus
05-08-2005, 13:41:39
too bad "The Flash version of Furious George is on temporary hiatus."

Funko
05-08-2005, 13:43:12
7783 Funkodrom 80 12 states product tampering Fri Aug 5 12:43:15 2005

Funko
05-08-2005, 13:43:49
And I got away with it!

Venom
05-08-2005, 13:48:50
Awesome.

Score Name Crimes Wanted in Specialty
4360 Venom 48 11 states vandalism

protein
05-08-2005, 13:54:08
I don't get it. I take it the flash version is the one that's fun. The HTML version is just clicking move and then clicking atrocity. How dull can a game be?

King_Ghidra
05-08-2005, 14:00:56
Today's top 3 - :lol:
7783 Funkodrom 80 12 states product tampering Fri Aug5 12:43:15 2005
6126 Drek 67 13 states copyright infringement Fri Aug5 11:03:49 2005
5894 King_Ghidra 62 14 states fraud Fri Aug 5 13:00:37 2005

Nav
05-08-2005, 14:02:59
brilliant!

end of my first go...

The monkey rides his circus elephant from North Dakota to Minnesota.

The monkey rides his circus elephant from Minnesota to South Dakota.

The monkey rides his circus elephant from South Dakota to Wyoming.

The monkey is pulled over by the Wyoming State Highway Patrol 50 miles from the South Dakota border and arrested for outstanding traffic violations.
Game Over.

Your final score is 1826, painstakingly earned through 26 flagrant violations of U.S. law.

King_Ghidra
05-08-2005, 14:06:07
Originally posted by protein
I don't get it. I take it the flash version is the one that's fun. The HTML version is just clicking move and then clicking atrocity. How dull can a game be?

but the atrocities are really funny and building a crime spree is really satisfying. It's the work-friendly version of GTA. Maybe if you were stuck in an office it would seem more appealing.

Nav
05-08-2005, 14:07:14
The monkey successfully patents life, then initiates a lawsuit against God for copyright infringement in Great Falls, Montana.:lol:

Drekkus
05-08-2005, 14:20:02
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
Maybe if you were stuck in an office it would seem more appealing. :lol: :lol:

Venom
05-08-2005, 14:20:19
The monkey drives his police car from North Dakota to Minnesota.

The monkey drives his police car from Minnesota to Iowa.

The monkey replaces a number of educational children's videos with hard-core pornography at a local video store in Cedar Rapids, Iowa.

The monkey drives his police car from Iowa to Illinois.

The monkey blows up a bus full of nuns in Chicago, Illinois.

Damn nuns had it coming.

Funko
05-08-2005, 14:30:09
Todays top 10:

7783 Funkodrom 80 12 states product tampering Fri Aug5 12:43:15 2005
6359 Funkodrom 64 14 states public indecency Fri Aug5 13:02:17 2005
6126 Drek 67 13 states copyright infringement Fri Aug5 11:03:49 2005
5894 King_Ghidra 62 14 states fraud Fri Aug5 13:08:34 2005
4805 Mar 56 13 states product tampering Fri Aug5 10:41:45 2005
4618 Funkodrom 49 7 states promotion of human misery Fri Aug5 13:10:18 2005
4591 Nav 56 9 states promotion of human misery Fri Aug5 13:15:37 2005
4392 venom 51 11 states vandalism Fri Aug5 13:22:37 2005
4365 Sittner 57 11 states contributing to the delinquency of minors Wed Aug3 21:18:11 2005
4360 Venom 48 11 states vandalism Fri Aug5 12:48:23 2005

Tizzy
05-08-2005, 14:34:05
I can't access it, stupid web flter :cry:

Chris
05-08-2005, 14:45:23
The monkey puts Tizzy behind web filter.

Drekkus
05-08-2005, 15:53:22
The monkey pushes an elderly man into the path of a speeding ambulance as a protest against irony in Topeka, Kansas.

mr.G
05-08-2005, 15:59:53
:lol:
damn i am proud

JM^3
05-08-2005, 16:11:01
I got away with my crimes for my record..

my final crime (Which I was being hunted for) was stopping a exectution in texas

I was wanted for disappointning millions... :lol:

JM

JM^3
05-08-2005, 16:13:17
I rode the batmobile once

JM

Venom
05-08-2005, 16:24:45
The monkey performs an unspeakable ritual to awaken the Great Cthulhu, who proceeds to lay waste to several dozen city blocks in Watertown, South Dakota.

Sweet.

King_Ghidra
05-08-2005, 16:31:52
The monkey drinks a jar of moonshine, smokes some crack, and commits an act so unspeakably heinous that it cannot be described here in Arkadelphia, Arkansas. :cool:

Gramercy Riffs
05-08-2005, 16:39:19
The monkey proves to an arrogant journalist that the pen is not, in fact, mightier than the sword in Salem, Oregon.

:lol:

Funko
05-08-2005, 16:43:02
They knocked my scores off the top. :(

JM^3
05-08-2005, 16:44:18
mine is gone also

that was my only score :(

JM

Chris
05-08-2005, 17:32:09
The monkey hosts a web site featuring nude photos of Janet Reno, the Golden Girls and Rush Limbaugh in Reno, Nevada.

The monkey is one nasty bastard.

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
05-08-2005, 17:47:53
Ah, I remember this from ACOL!

Mr. Bas
05-08-2005, 17:58:32
The monkey vaporizes a busful of nuns with an experimental new laser cannon in Chattanooga, Tennessee.

Awesome game!

Gary
05-08-2005, 19:40:59
The monkey causes a commotion by wearing his own fur to a PETA rally in Baltimore, Maryland.It's ok, but gets a bit mechanical after a bit. Congrats to those at the top :)

Japher
05-08-2005, 19:44:25
The monkey seeds clouds with nerve gas pellets, killing thousands in Rapid City, South Dakota.

eeek!

The monkey poses as a wine steward and serves white wine with red meat at a local restaurant in Fort Wayne, Indiana.


In an effort to throw authorities off his trail, the monkey poses as a ghost in an abandoned amusement park. He would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids.
The monkey is now wanted for taste violations in the state of Indiana

Mr. Bas
07-08-2005, 17:34:16
10704 Bas 100 27 states fraud Sun Aug 7 16:34:07 2005

:smoke:

Immortal Wombat
07-08-2005, 22:03:41
You've played the game, now buy the T-shirt (http://www.blivit.com/furious.html)!

MDA
01-02-2007, 14:46:58
nuts, mine vanished too

MoSe
01-02-2007, 14:49:15
it was about time someun bumped this, well done MDA, and sorry for your vanished nuts

Drekkus
01-02-2007, 14:58:32
Wow, blast from the past!

King_Ghidra
01-02-2007, 15:32:56
In terms of the entertainment it's given me, your best post ever.

Drekkus
01-02-2007, 15:52:06
Blast from the past? Wow, you have some weird feel for entertainment.

MDA
01-02-2007, 19:09:02
Just realized I posted in both these threads, and thought Nav disappeared my post about my disappearing high score

Did I mention I have a paranoid personality?

MoSe
02-02-2007, 15:06:22
you have an issue with vanishing

would you prefer being Jeff Bridges of Kiefer Sutherland? Or... Sandra Bullock?

MDA
02-02-2007, 17:02:29
If I was Sandra Bullock I would masturbate in front of the mirror until it killed me.

Funko
02-02-2007, 17:09:06
Or until some guy came along to shag you senseless.

King_Ghidra
05-02-2007, 10:53:22
do you think guys just 'come along' to shag sandra bullock senseless on a regular basis?

mr_G
05-02-2007, 10:55:13
Originally posted by MDA
If I was Sandra Bullock I would masturbate in front of the mirror until it killed me. :lol:

Funko
05-02-2007, 11:17:28
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
do you think guys just 'come along' to shag sandra bullock senseless on a regular basis?

No, but they probably come along and shag MDA senseless on a regular basis.

mr_G
05-02-2007, 11:37:29
:brwncard:

Chris
05-02-2007, 11:48:31
Hmm, not as much fun as it was 2 years ago.