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Vincent
04-08-2005, 10:37:23
YOU ARE A GOLDFISH

You like to swim silently in a pont and shine. You are nice to watch, but taste horrible. Your mother wears army boots. Go and find a life sucker.

Integrity: 28%
Humility: 51%
Pasta: 11%
Hehehe: 77%

www.howfishyareyou.com

Beta1
04-08-2005, 10:50:42
YOU ARE 65.343% FICTITIOUS

You are almost normal enough to be real but somethings not quite right about you

James Bond: 33%
Miss Marple: 28%
Robin Cook: 13%

www.areyoureal.co.uk

Drekkus
04-08-2005, 10:57:50
YOU ARE 45% A NAZI TEST

You are testy enough, but your nazism lacks a little zing. Back to the camps with you, there's some watching to be done!

61% testies
35% Humpfenschroempfen
29% Lederhosen ausweis bitte
59% 1,2, 1, 2

www.ruanazitest.com

Funko
04-08-2005, 11:07:15
12% YOU ARE GERMAN

www.howfunnyareyou.com

Drekkus
04-08-2005, 11:11:17
0906 550 2600
All calls are charged at £1.00 per minute; calls from mobiles and some networks may be higher.

Vincent
04-08-2005, 11:12:05
Your avatar should be a picture of a smiling guy with an afro and some kind of halo

Congrats! You scored the highest score on this test EVER and it's also the highes POSSIBLE score. Try to find a picture like that and use it in bizarre internet fora.

www.amiacompletemoron.nl

Funko
04-08-2005, 11:12:13
:lol:

Can't believe that you clicked it or that it's a real url!

Vincent
04-08-2005, 11:14:12
"Submit a joke and have it scored by loads of people across the country. "

I'm doomed

King_Ghidra
04-08-2005, 12:41:22
YOU ARE: ANTITHESIS!

'Why work things out or come up with new ideas when you can just attack existing ones!'

You scored:

Thesis: 12%
Antithesis: 56%
Synthesis: 32%

www.ratemydialectics.com

Immortal Wombat
04-08-2005, 16:10:41
You are Matchbox

Despite your usefulness in a variety of situations, there aren't enough people like you in the world. Breed more.

You scored:
62% Matchbox
32% Toilet-roll tube
12% Stickyback plastic
9% Drinking Straw
4% Pipe-cleaner

http://www.whichbitofbluepeterDIYkitareyou.com

Scabrous Birdseed
04-08-2005, 16:20:00
You are 22.5% naked!

Hey, get loose man! You're probably not at work or you'd be more dressed, so relax and strip off some more.

56% of test takers are more naked than you.

Take the "Nudity" test!
www.ismynippleshowing.com

protein
04-08-2005, 16:36:06
You are Hannibal

Sometimes you disguise your true self but you are resourseful, creative and can make the best of a bad situation and love it when a plan comes together.

Immortal Wombat
04-08-2005, 16:41:07
Your fridge is 72% stocked!

You probably go shopping on a fairly regular basis, and like to have a variety of things in. But there's room for improvement!

www.gotmilk?.com

Scabrous Birdseed
04-08-2005, 16:41:50
You're not alone

For I am here with you. Though we're far apart, you're always in my heart. But you're not alone.

Which clichéd pop song best describes you?
www.babyitsyou.org

Scabrous Birdseed
04-08-2005, 16:42:51
Shit, that was a real link.

Immortal Wombat
04-08-2005, 16:43:02
No

www.areyoudead.com

Gary
04-08-2005, 16:52:44
You are a CGer (enough said)

You have a need to be in an un-moderated forum where you can spout the same old nonsense with just the occasional flashes of reasoned discussion, which thankfully don't last too long.

Seriousness: 50% Playful
Poster Type: 83% Pointless
Post length: 99% DS level
Unpredictability: 15% Same old same old

www.testyouridealforum.net

Japher
04-08-2005, 17:03:58
You are Yaaay!!!

Yaaaay!!@! Yaay!!!!y!!!!
Monkey!!!

www.howspecialisyoured.edu