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Funko
03-08-2005, 19:59:25
:smoke:

mr.G
03-08-2005, 20:06:32
you need help?

i am an xellent helpert

protein
03-08-2005, 20:07:04
You can ditch that fag in favour of a cigar for a start.

Funko
03-08-2005, 20:07:09
Excellent.

mr.G
03-08-2005, 20:08:20
and listen to your first lady very very well. jesjes

:whistle:

Lazarus and the Gimp
03-08-2005, 20:29:36
Here's your syllabus-

Shagging interns 101.
Lies.
Deceit.
Concealed drug habit.
Advanced lies.
Introduction to shady business deals.

Chris
03-08-2005, 20:53:26
You have to say cray things that sound reasonable but aern't.

Japher
03-08-2005, 21:05:58
Make up words so that it appears you are vocabulicious.

Deacon
04-08-2005, 03:21:39
Keep records of everything, even the illegal things.
Keep hostiles out of the inner circle.
Play enemies against each other.
Drop out of politics, only to return shortly afterwards.

Scabrous Birdseed
04-08-2005, 14:09:15
Ah, I was about to create a Tony Blair AE for the purpose of creating this thread. Now, it's too late.

protein
04-08-2005, 14:12:01
Employ a team of seven doctors to shoot you with amphetamines, cortisone and testosterone and anti-psychotics every morning and enter into a potentially horrific global nuclear war stand off while out of your mind.

mr.G
04-08-2005, 22:57:06
plan a trip to rotterdam round the 22 of october.................

Funko
05-08-2005, 09:21:31
And call it a "summit meeting"

Chris
05-08-2005, 12:12:58
You have to re-mesmorize all of this.