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The Norks
29-07-2005, 22:41:53
Two arabs in millets trying on rucksacks. One says to the other: does my bomb look big in this?


29-07-2005, 23:00:44
thats dreadful :p

Greg W
30-07-2005, 06:40:56
No, dreadful would be a compliment... :gasmaske:

Chairman Yang
30-07-2005, 12:08:55
Sort of related...I saw a pic of the bus wreck btw the advertising on the side said: SHEER TERROR.

Gave me a ripe good chuckle!

30-07-2005, 13:42:43
rfol lmoa

01-08-2005, 09:23:30

Provost Harrison
01-08-2005, 16:52:57

01-08-2005, 16:53:33
My favourite is:

Beauty salons in Britain have taken a heavy knock recently.

They can't compete with the Met Police who are doing Brazilians for free....

Ba doom clang.

Provost Harrison
01-08-2005, 16:54:38
That one has been posted recently here too :p

01-08-2005, 16:57:20
so not a deja vu

Gramercy Riffs
01-08-2005, 17:01:19
The deja vu comes a week later...

01-08-2005, 17:10:13
Meh, just because I don't have time to read every thread Rich! :p

Provost Harrison
01-08-2005, 17:14:54
Only by name alas :p

01-08-2005, 17:18:34
When they ask you "are you rich?" do you say "no"?:lol: :nervous:

Provost Harrison
01-08-2005, 17:34:05
No, I say what I have just said, silly :p

Greg W
02-08-2005, 01:55:21
One I heard today:

A man walks into a sex shop and asks the proprietor if he has any blow-up dolls for sale.

The owner says "Surely, but which kind would you like?"

"Hmm, well I hadn't really thought about it."

"Well, for instance, do you want a male or female doll?"

"Oh, well, female of course."

"And would you like large, medium or small?"

"Err, medium I guess."

"And for religion? Christian or Moslem?"

"Religion? What's the difference?"

"The Moslem one blows herself up..."

02-08-2005, 01:59:39

02-08-2005, 14:10:53
My god, these are good... =/