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Koyaanisqatsi
29-07-2005, 15:15:42
Want to go knock on a door and make sure this is legit? I'll split the 18 mil with you...

You might bring her some tea while you're at it, sounds like she needs it.

From: Mrs. Maria Key
#23 Les Caches
St. Martins
Guernsey.
Channel islands,
United Kingdom.

I am the above named person but now undergoing medical
Treatment in London, England. I am married to Dr. Richard
Key who worked with British Railway Commission in
Chelsea England for over a decade before he died on
5th of July in the year 2003. We were married for
Fifteen years without a child. He died after a brief illness
That lasted for two weeks. Before his death he made a
Vow to use his wealth for the down trodden and the
Less privileged in the society.

Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a
Child outside my matrimonial home. When my late
Husband was alive he deposited the sum of £10 Million
(Eighteen Million US Dollars) with his bank and after his death
I decided to withdraw the funds from his bank because I am a signatory to it
and I have since then deposited the funds as personal valuables with one
Finance House. Presently, this money is still with the Finance House.

Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for
The next 150 days due to cancer problem. Though what
Disturbs me most is my stroke. Having known
My condition I decided to donate this fund to an
Individual or better still a God fearing person who
Will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct
Here in. I want an individual that will use this to
Fund and provide succor to poor and indigent persons,
Orphanages, and widows and for propagating peace in
The universe.

I understand that blessed is the hand that grivets. I
Took this decision because I do not have any child
That will inherit this money and my husband relatives
Are not inclined to helping poor persons and I do not
Want my husbands hard earned money to be misused or
Spent in the manner in which my late husband did not
Specify. I do not want a situation where this money
Will be used in an ungodly manner, hence the reason
For taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of
Death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am
Going to be in the bosom of the Almighty. I do not
Need any telephone communication in this regard
Because of my health, and because of the presence of
My husbands’ relatives around me always. I do not want
Them to know about this development. With God all things
Are possible.

As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the
Contact of the Finance House. I will also issue you a
Letter of authority that will empower you as the
Original beneficiary of this fund. I want you to
Always pray for me. My happiness is that I lived a
Life worthy of emulation. Whosoever that wants to
Serve the Almighty must serve him with all his heart
And mind and always be prayerful all through your life.
Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing
For an individual for this same purpose. Please assure
Me that you will act according to specification
Herein.

Hoping to hear from you.

Thank you and May the Almighty bless you.

Yours sincerely,
Mrs. Maria Key (Benefactor).

Gramercy Riffs
29-07-2005, 15:18:14
"I want an individual that will use this to
Fund and provide succor to poor and indigent persons,
Orphanages, and widows and for propagating peace in
The universe".


I was quite tempted up to this point.

Drekkus
29-07-2005, 15:18:16
summary?

Koyaanisqatsi
29-07-2005, 15:20:45
Monkey paws are blessed.

Lurker the Second
29-07-2005, 15:41:44
I'm already propogating peace in the universe.

King_Ghidra
29-07-2005, 16:53:42
peace of shit

Drekkus
29-07-2005, 16:58:47
If you put all the capitalised first letters of every line of the last paragraph in line, it says: ACLOALSAAFMH!!!!

jsorense
29-07-2005, 17:05:09
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
I'm already propogating peace in the universe.
Peas, you dolt! ". . propograting peas . . ":rolleyes:

MOBIUS
29-07-2005, 17:45:12
Originally posted by Koyaanisqatsi
Want to go knock on a door and make sure this is legit? I'll split the 18 mil with you...

It's not like she's next door, she lives on an island - and it's closer to France than the UK!:bash:

Get Maroule to do it!

But if he is successful you have to share some of the money with me for suggesting he does it...:)

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
29-07-2005, 19:47:13
I understand that blessed is the hand that grivets.

Wikipedia sez:The grivet is an Old World monkey with long white tufts of hair along the sides of the face.

I don't know what to make of that.

Nav
29-07-2005, 19:56:11
Originally posted by Drekkus
If you put all the capitalised first letters of every line of the last paragraph in line, it says: ACLOALSAAFMH!!!! :lol:

Provost Harrison
29-07-2005, 22:58:51
Looks genuine, I'd go for it ;)

shagnasty
30-07-2005, 15:02:50
The silly daft grivet. She don't want to put her phone number in the letter in case any of her old man's relatives see the thing and give her a slap so she gives out her full address!!!

WTF???????

Hello everyone. I'm back again. And I think I need to change my av.:D

maroule
01-08-2005, 13:51:47
typical Nigerian scheme, written in an anglo-nigerian style

"Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a
Child outside my matrimonial home"

you can almost hear the accent!

Funko
01-08-2005, 14:07:18
No shit Sherlock.

The Norks
01-08-2005, 14:30:52
damn those nigerians!

maroule
02-08-2005, 11:47:01
Originally posted by Funko
No shit Sherlock.

suce ma graine, pdale

Funko
02-08-2005, 11:53:36
No, you suck my grain!

Resource Consumer
02-08-2005, 11:59:38
Maroule beat me to it. Absolutely classic 419 scam. Just read it through and try the accent, the choice of words in many places is so unlike that of an apparently rich midlle class lady.

Koyaanisqatsi
02-08-2005, 12:03:16
I'm so disillusioned now.

maroule
02-08-2005, 13:07:05
Originally posted by Funko
No, you suck my grain!

I said it first, donc tu suces maintenant

Lurker the Second
02-08-2005, 13:10:00
Bah to this thread.

Resource Consumer
03-08-2005, 11:51:08
Yarbles

Drekkus
03-08-2005, 12:36:20
Originally posted by Funko
No, you suck my grain! :lol:
My french sucks too much to know these french insults.