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Resource Consumer
29-07-2005, 10:15:13
This looks a good one. I think all I have to do is to remember the names of 4 countries. Actually, they make that pretty easy.


Our company deals with the software development, creation of
human-engineered interface web-sites and modern design. We work with
the clients from Canada, United Kingdom, Deutschland and the USA. Our
Head Office is located in Lithuania. Our employees are all around the
world and they work with their Canada, United Kingdom, Deutschland and
the USA clients by Internet. We have a lot of clients on the territory
of Canada, United Kingdom, Deutschland and the USA We have some
difficulties with the control of financial operations on the territory
of Canada, United Kingdom, Deutschland and the USA. If you are in the
Canada, United Kingdom, Deutschland and the USA we would like to
suggest you a vacancy of our Financial Manager. You will manage and
work with the financial operations of our clients which are in Canada,
United Kingdom, Deutschland and the USA. At the moment we are in need
of people from all the cities of Canada, United Kingdom, Deutschland
and the USA.

It is easy work that takes several hours a day and you will be able to
combine it with your principal business and get the additional
earnings.

If you are interested in this offer and want to get more information
the we kindly ask you to send us the following information:
- Full name
- Address
- Contact e-mail address
- Resume (if available)
to this e-mail: manager@joboffer-colorphotomix.com

Attention! We kindly ask you not to answer this letter. But please
just send the requested information to the given e-mail:
manager@joboffer-colorphotomix.com

And after all our managers will keep in touch with you.

(* We kindly ask you not to consider this letter to be Spam. E-mailing
is not forbidden on the territory of our country)

Thank you for attention.

Gary
29-07-2005, 10:17:41
Lucky you, it looks like the job is yours :)

May involve international travel too !

Gary
29-07-2005, 10:20:20
If you are in the Canada, United Kingdom, Deutschland and the USA Their employees seem to be rather large. You sure you've not got Venom's mail by mistake ?

Drekkus
29-07-2005, 10:36:35
That's my joke, Gary. :(

MoSe
29-07-2005, 11:01:09
Canada, United Kingdom, Deutschland and the USA

they repeated the whole list 7 times in 14 lines of text!!!!
:lol:

BTW, I figure the word "Germany" has been stripped out of their English dictionary
:lol:

Resource Consumer
29-07-2005, 11:05:59
I think they can only write the name of a country in its own language. Shame they didn't manage Lietuva, though.

Resource Consumer
29-07-2005, 11:06:20
and there is no spam in Lithuania :)

MoSe
29-07-2005, 11:16:13
what would you eat then???

Resource Consumer
29-07-2005, 11:17:41
some sort of cured pork I guess

Funko
29-07-2005, 11:20:23
Spiced ham?

MoSe
29-07-2005, 11:31:12
eat your shirt you!

MDA
29-07-2005, 11:34:21
Originally posted by MoSe
they repeated the whole list 7 times in 14 lines of text!!!!
:lol:


You counted! :lol:

MoSe
29-07-2005, 11:37:14
you'd all expected nothing less from me!

MoSe
29-07-2005, 11:38:29
BTW, how'd you know that I didn't make up a number, if you didn't count as well for checking? :lol: :p

Funko
29-07-2005, 11:42:10
He knows you too well.

MDA
29-07-2005, 11:43:09
I didn't bother to check - if your count was off it would have ruined everything.

Provost Harrison
29-07-2005, 11:48:13
Canada, United Arab Emirates...erm...Dutchland? Bah, forget it...

Lazarus and the Gimp
29-07-2005, 19:52:50
I've often been invited to apply for jobs. Invariably it's the job I'm actually doing at the time.