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27-07-2005, 13:34:56
Kancho (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kancho)

"Kancho is performed by clasping the hands together so the index fingers are pointing out and attempting to insert them into someone's anus region when the victim is not looking."

27-07-2005, 13:44:32
and why were you looking that up?

27-07-2005, 14:07:08
:lol: :lol: :lol:


27-07-2005, 14:13:53
I'd have thought the middle fingers more appropriate for such target

27-07-2005, 14:14:48
That's sad MoSe.. sad that you've actually given that some thought.

27-07-2005, 14:17:00
No, it's a reflex short-wired into my neural system, without having to pass thru the brain

27-07-2005, 14:18:08
like muscle memorization

27-07-2005, 14:32:39
Originally posted by Beta1
and why were you looking that up? I wasn't! By random I really meant 'randomly selected' there's a link in the main menu on the left...

27-07-2005, 14:41:15
god, random throws up some shite:


Mr. Bas
27-07-2005, 15:15:59
Nei Kung

The word Nei means "enter a house" and Kung means "hard work".

Enter a house and work hard

NeiKung is the art of internal alchemy (Neidan). It is the perfection of ChiKung, also called internal ChiKung.

In NeiKung the practicioner collects Chi into his Tantien. He stores this energy to a great amount. Finally the energy becomes very abundant and begins to flow through the hole body. The Chi (Qi or liveforce) change its qualities and transform into higher energy (Shen).

27-07-2005, 18:17:33
DaShi could tell you all about Kancho I should imagine. It was a popular hobby amongst Korean kids too - I had a few of them try and do it to me.

27-07-2005, 19:19:38
Did you or did you not have your pants on at the time?

Immortal Wombat
27-07-2005, 19:39:38
Kancho was detailed quite humourously by the guy who writes I Am A Japanese School Teacher on outpost nine (http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher48.html). The site is down, but try in a few days.

Also, there appears to be an arcade game (http://www.syberpunk.com/cgi-bin/index.pl?page=boonga).

27-07-2005, 23:08:15
No wonder Japanese birth rate is falling and they can't sustain their population.

They have some really weird attitudes towards sex.

27-07-2005, 23:11:32
to tie in with my other thread about wanking, I looked it up on wikipedia. And I found this contraption


Scabrous Birdseed
28-07-2005, 11:54:48
Is the random generator especially geared towards East Asia? My first two randoms were Kwangju Biennale (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kwangju_Biennale) and Legend of the Ghost Lion (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_lion).

28-07-2005, 12:44:41
My only random article was a minister in the Singapore government.

28-07-2005, 12:45:26
Originally posted by Nav
Did you or did you not have your pants on at the time?

They were almost always on.

Lazarus and the Gimp
28-07-2005, 20:00:19
A bloke I know on another forum is mounting an ongoing campaign to get an entry for "Jesus shit" in Wikipedia. A "Jesus shit" is a bowel movement so profound that it's almost a religious experience. He keeps writing the articles, and they keep getting fast-tracked to deletion.

It's tragic, really.

28-07-2005, 23:50:00
It's good to have a dream.

Don't let him give up on his dream of jesus shit.