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Diss
26-07-2005, 22:58:55
Not including the time before you first wanked.

paiktis22
26-07-2005, 23:03:44
These are private data.

Diss
26-07-2005, 23:08:44
you worried this might ruin your chances to run for political office?

paiktis22
26-07-2005, 23:09:32
Definitely.

Provost Harrison
26-07-2005, 23:29:31
6 minutes...

The Norks
26-07-2005, 23:39:12
my fingers are sticking to the keyyyyyyyboard!

protein
26-07-2005, 23:50:33
about nine years.

Immortal Wombat
26-07-2005, 23:59:36
72 days

paiktis22
27-07-2005, 00:05:43
Then what happened?

JM^3
27-07-2005, 00:59:47
there was a period of time when I felt that wanking was wrong..

and would try not to do it at times..

I think that 2 weeks was about the longest I could hang out

JM

self biased
27-07-2005, 06:15:49
about a week.

Vincent
27-07-2005, 06:23:01
seems to me a little like the idea of a leaving forever thread

Chairman Yang
27-07-2005, 08:42:49
two weeks, I was traveling.

after two weeks everything started appearing super-hot.



...except other men.

Diss
27-07-2005, 09:06:24
I went to boot camp. Needless to say, I went a very long time. In boot camp you neither have time, nor privacy to wank.

unless you like to do that stuff out in the open. I'm just not that type of guy. :)

MoSe
27-07-2005, 09:36:52
funny, two weeks seems to be a more or less natural threshold, barring seriously hindering circumstances...

for instance, when I started on anti-hypertensive medicinals 3 years ago, the *artificially induced* low blood pressure prevented any kind of activity down below, before the organism readjusted its operative parameters about a month later :cute:

Chairman Yang
27-07-2005, 09:42:56
I had to eat a med for a while which had "might cause erection problems" as a possible side effect, and I was all like "yeah maybe for old people!". Then no matter how hard I tried I couldnt make it happen for days...it scarred me for life.

King_Ghidra
27-07-2005, 09:45:34
you're predicting it will scar you for life or are you bringing your life to an end today?

Chairman Yang
27-07-2005, 09:53:33
I'm a procrastinator, I'll do it tomorrow.

Or the day after that...

JM^3
27-07-2005, 09:57:38
Originally posted by MoSe
funny, two weeks seems to be a more or less natural threshold, barring seriously hindering circumstances...

for instance, when I started on anti-hypertensive medicinals 3 years ago, the *artificially induced* low blood pressure prevented any kind of activity down below, before the organism readjusted its operative parameters about a month later :cute:

what bloodpressure medication are you on?

I am on atenolol, and I still want to masturbate several times a day.. (and there was no break when I went on the medication)

JM

MoSe
27-07-2005, 10:05:22
I take a Beta-blocker and an ACE-inhibitor, can't recall offhand the exact chemicals but I'm pretty sure atenolol is one of the two.

I didn't say I didn't WANT to, it just there wasn't enough pressure in the "pistons", you know.
Maybe the difference to me had been the combination of the TWO meds (as a matter of fact, that's as of now, but in the beginning I was on THREE, I took a diuretic too, clortalidon or something) and of me being 40 already.

JM^3
27-07-2005, 10:15:16
well, from your story (a while ago){ you are on stronger shit then I am

but yeah, I have had no problems completing (in fact, if I miss a day, which I do occasinoally for various reaons, it gets embarrasing)

JM

JM^3
27-07-2005, 10:18:25
I am also definitenyl not on an ACE-inhibitor so definitely on much weaker stuff then youare

JHM

MDA
27-07-2005, 16:53:34
Originally posted by MoSe
before the organism readjusted its operative parameters about a month later :cute:

have you got a tapeworm?

MOBIUS
27-07-2005, 16:58:18
If the g/f is good enough there should be no additional need to wank - when you have a g/f and you start wanking you know your relationship is in trouble!:eek:

Funko
27-07-2005, 17:05:14
Even if you live together what about the hours a day spent away from the girlfriend?

Nills Lagerbaak
27-07-2005, 17:05:48
That's rubbish. There are times when the urge cannot be resisted, and more importantly why should it be resisted just cos the bird isn't around.

Unless you mean by good enough that she is attached to your cock. Hmmmm, that wold be interesting....

MOBIUS
27-07-2005, 17:10:41
Whenever I had the urge the g/f was on hand to satisfy it...

Unless you're saying that you randomly find yourself walking down the street and suddenly find yourself needing to bash the bishop in public...?

Nills Lagerbaak
27-07-2005, 17:11:53
What about at work, or on a train journey alone.....

There are plenty of opportunities for an additional service.

Funko
27-07-2005, 17:12:15
What if she's sick/tired/dead/doesn't work with you or frankly, what if you quite fancy a wank?

Nills Lagerbaak
27-07-2005, 17:18:09
Excellent point. What if she's dead eh? Then she can't follow you to work and you gotta wait till you get home. Unless you work in a morgue of course.

What if she's a sheep and only does it once a year?

Funko
27-07-2005, 17:19:05
That's why you have a flock not just one sheep.

Funko
27-07-2005, 17:19:39
What if you are incredibly narcissistic and only get turned on by yourself.

Funko
27-07-2005, 17:20:02
What if you are kidnapped by aliens and they take you up to their space ship and force you to masturbate for food?

JM^3
27-07-2005, 17:21:51
that sounds like something...

JM

Nills Lagerbaak
27-07-2005, 17:22:13
What if your girlfriend has no hands and you fancy a hand job for a change eh?

Funko
27-07-2005, 17:22:51
What happens if your girlfriend is your hand?

Funko
27-07-2005, 17:23:30
Has no-one said in this thread "about six inches" yet?

Nills Lagerbaak
27-07-2005, 17:27:22
What happens if your cock is too big for your girlfriend?

JM^3
27-07-2005, 17:27:57
heard that one on love line

bulid her up with dildos

JM

Funko
27-07-2005, 17:28:46
:lol:

Nills Lagerbaak
27-07-2005, 17:29:24
Could take a while for her to accomodate a scotish kaber (the nearest comparison)

Christoph
27-07-2005, 17:30:12
NOT wank...



?

Gibsie
27-07-2005, 17:30:55
what, the only food they'd let you have is your own spooge???

also, probably about a week
even when I lived with the ex

Diss
27-07-2005, 23:03:33
Originally posted by Nills Lagerbaak
What about at work, or on a train journey alone.....

There are plenty of opportunities for an additional service.

now I know why I don't like to ride public trains (of course we don't have any where I live). talk about sticky floors.

and I doubt my employer would like me wanking on the job.

Snotty
27-07-2005, 23:06:31
Longest time without wanking or coming?

mr.G
27-07-2005, 23:09:29
wednesday

Diss
27-07-2005, 23:09:32
aren't they the same thing?

MoSe
28-07-2005, 09:14:45
Why, we're all wankers here, but I don't see CG swimming in goo...

King_Ghidra
28-07-2005, 09:41:34
Originally posted by Nills Lagerbaak
Could take a while for her to accomodate a scotish kaber (the nearest comparison)

caber?

and if you mean rough to the touch and unable to stand on it's own, then yes...

Lazarus and the Gimp
28-07-2005, 20:07:47
I don't know- but it was several weeks in an intense relationship.

Lazarus and the Gimp
28-07-2005, 20:09:24
Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
72 days

Originally posted by paiktis22
Then what happened?

Ever seen "Old Faithful" erupt?

The Norks
28-07-2005, 23:19:04
Originally posted by MOBIUS
If the g/f is good enough there should be no additional need to wank - when you have a g/f and you start wanking you know your relationship is in trouble!:eek:

lol this is the kind of thing insecure Cosmo reading women say ie 'my boyfriend wanks so he's a pervert/doesn't love me/has unnatural desires :eek: ' I've never heard it from a man before.

No one can wank you off like you can wank yourself off. I might have that tattooed on my arse.

JM^3
29-07-2005, 00:10:34
well, I have never had sex

so take everything I say with a grain of salt

but I imagine, that if I had an interested woman to have sex with, that I wouldn't wank at all

JM

Diss
29-07-2005, 00:27:33
yes but most women won't have sex with you everyday. At least not after the first couple weeks at least.

or maybe I've been with the wrong women.

And then you hear these reports that most marriages the average is like once a week!! Ridiculous.

some marriage people go months without sex.

alsieboo
29-07-2005, 05:32:46
Reason 1 never to get married

TV4Fun
29-07-2005, 07:12:41
I spent 8 months in boot camp. I lasted about 30 days.

Oerdin
29-07-2005, 08:38:40
Let's face facts. Even if you're in a great relationship you still wank sometimes.

Funko
29-07-2005, 09:06:36
Originally posted by Diss
yes but most women won't have sex with you everyday. At least not after the first couple weeks at least.

or maybe I've been with the wrong women.

Peoples sex drives vary in men and women, some women are horny all the time, some men are. Some women aren't horny very often and, contrary to the stereotype, some men aren't either.

Purely anecdotally (not scientifically) I think I've heard more women complaining about not getting enough from their boyfriends/husbands than the other way round.

Anyway, I think we can put to bed the "men are horny all the time and women don't like sex" stereotypes. It's an individual thing completely unrelated to gender.

Nills Lagerbaak
29-07-2005, 09:22:50
Yeah unrealted to gender but.....

Horny women are dykes and fridged men are, on the whole freaks.

:p

Funko
29-07-2005, 09:24:10
That's sexualist.

Nills Lagerbaak
29-07-2005, 09:26:55
Whats' wrong with being sexual?

Nills Lagerbaak
29-07-2005, 09:27:37
And I think you'll find it's officially known as "labidoist"

Funko
29-07-2005, 09:28:49
Is that a new perfume?

MDA
29-07-2005, 11:45:00
It should be.

MoSe
29-07-2005, 11:52:59
Originally posted by Diss
And then you hear these reports that most marriages the average is like once a week!! Ridiculous.

some marriage people go months without sex.

:lol: :cute:
unconfirmed family hearsay allegedly reported that when my sister decided to attempt seriously at having a baby she and her husband "scaled up" their activity to... once a MONTH!...
She got pregnant after 2 months attempts, do your math...