PDA

View Full Version : Are you a nazi test...


Funko
26-07-2005, 16:15:17
Has someone posted this already?

Vincent, no need for you to take this obviously.

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=17675020579094199926


I am:

The German Civilian
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic

Nills Lagerbaak
26-07-2005, 16:23:08
The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

MDA
26-07-2005, 16:26:19
The Foot Soldier
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 61% blindly patriotic
You're evil exactly, but you still would've joined the army. Driven by STRONG patriotism and a willingness to do what your country asked, you would've stepped right up to the platz for the AXIS POWERS.

The sad fact is: while you're not self-centered, you are are an enthusiastic nationalist, malleable like so much half-dried glue, and ready to follow zee rules. Unfortunately, you're not cynical enough to tell when you're being manipulated. You probably have a violent itch that needs scratching anyhow, so why ask questions?

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their 'civilian' programs.


Damn! I'm with Whistler!

Nills Lagerbaak
26-07-2005, 16:27:16
yuk! The worst sort...

Chris
26-07-2005, 16:28:03
Funko you wuss, take up arms!

Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 57% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

Funko
26-07-2005, 16:29:59
You'll have to change your avatar, you're luke not the emperor...

Chris
26-07-2005, 16:30:49
Damn.

Drekkus
26-07-2005, 16:34:05
I'm expatriate too.

King_Ghidra
26-07-2005, 16:35:14
The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

MoSe
26-07-2005, 16:35:34
Originally posted by Funko
Has someone posted this already?

It's the same site as Asher's thread "Your Humour" test.
Someone already took it on their own initiative from there.

I chose to wait for you to post it properly

Chris
26-07-2005, 16:36:07
You guys ran out on the Reich!

protein
26-07-2005, 16:38:38
The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 0% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

The Norks
26-07-2005, 16:39:57
The German Civilian
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic
Had you lived in Germany in first half of the 20th century, you'd have probably just gone with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.

The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then.

The sad conclusion: You would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. Rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.




hmmm... not quite sure how they drew that conclusion considering my answers to the opposite effect

MoSe
26-07-2005, 16:48:33
The Expatriate
Achtung! You are
30% brainwashworthy,
13% antitolerant, and
19% blindly patriotic

You scored higher than 33% on brainwashworthy
You scored higher than 0% on antitolerant
You scored higher than 16% on patriotic

Nills Lagerbaak
26-07-2005, 16:49:01
where's the "Hitler Himself" option? :(

MoSe
26-07-2005, 16:51:28
well, it looks like I'm the least antitolerant of those who took the test...

MoSe
26-07-2005, 16:52:19
but above all, I think I'm definitely not a "nazi test"

Drekkus
26-07-2005, 16:57:26
:lol:

Dyl Ulenspiegel
26-07-2005, 18:10:21
expatriate

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
26-07-2005, 18:13:43
Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!



Hooray!

MDA
26-07-2005, 18:33:37
:shoot: Traitor! I will kill you and eat your bones!

I wonder how I would have fallen out if I'd taken this pre-9-11

Dyl Ulenspiegel
26-07-2005, 18:53:18
Originally posted by MDA
:shoot: Traitor! I will kill you and eat your bones!


That's

"Verrräterrr! Ich werde dich töten und deine Knochen fressen! Zack-zack!"

mr.G
26-07-2005, 20:21:02
ein Pig
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic
Hallo, you pig. You would've lived a quiet and consenting civilian life in Germany, while the Nazis stomped all over people you didn't quite care about.

You would never have directly joined the Nazis, basically because (1) you're not so nationalistic, and (2) you're not that susceptible to crazy propaganda. However, you would've appreciated the Party because you liked how they cleaned out the [insert race you dislike here].

The fact is, you demonstrate too much attachment to and pride of your own kind, be they white & male & straight or whatever. You absolutely would not have stood up to the Germans.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would NOT have STOOD UP to the Nazis.

DaShi
26-07-2005, 21:04:07
I'm protein.

Chris
26-07-2005, 21:12:10
Protein was an option?

Vincent
26-07-2005, 21:23:23
The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic

There's something wrong with that test

Japher
26-07-2005, 21:24:05
I'm dutch

dooooooo
di
dooooooo

JM^3
26-07-2005, 21:41:39
from the other thread

Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

JM

The Shaker
26-07-2005, 22:12:15
ADOLF HITLER himself
Achtung! You are 69% brainwashworthy, 81% antitolerant, and 100% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!

zmama
27-07-2005, 00:28:44
The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic

Greg W
27-07-2005, 01:49:30
Woot. :beer:

Der Kommandant

Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 72% antitolerant, and 95% blindly patriotic

Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.

protein
27-07-2005, 01:56:11
Makes you wonder about flag waving and patriotism doesn't it?

I wonder which countries they will be talking about like this in 50 years?

Gibsie
27-07-2005, 02:51:53
expatriote
bah who cares it's not like they had the chemical brothers in 1930's germany

Greg W
27-07-2005, 02:55:51
The victor writes history...

Oerdin
27-07-2005, 05:33:41
I am Der Resistance. Only 5% get this anwser or so they say.

Funko
27-07-2005, 09:28:13
Originally posted by protein
Makes you wonder about flag waving and patriotism doesn't it?

I wonder which countries they will be talking about like this in 50 years?

Not that this test is scientific or anything but you have to score highly on patriotism to be in the resistance as well as in the nazis according to this.

MoSe
27-07-2005, 09:42:48
I'm already a bit worried having scored 19%...

Chairman Yang
27-07-2005, 09:48:05
Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 59% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic

Sieg oder tot!

JM^3
27-07-2005, 09:58:58
Originally posted by Oerdin
I am Der Resistance. Only 5% get this anwser or so they say.

it was 4% when I took trhe test

JM

Oerdin
27-07-2005, 10:38:12
I was writting that from memory so maybe it was 4%.

Provost Harrison
27-07-2005, 11:14:17
I was an expat again :D

Christoph
27-07-2005, 13:40:58
ADOLF HITLER himself
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 81% antitolerant, and 85% blindly patriotic


:s

Nav
27-07-2005, 13:43:03
I must be more Nazi than Adolf Hitler himself because the test just crashed when I got to the end. Woohoo!

MoSe
27-07-2005, 13:44:34
you are a Test Nazi woohoo!

Christoph
27-07-2005, 13:45:42
im a gRamm/\r nzai!11!!!