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Asher
25-07-2005, 19:38:05
the Idiot Savant
(43% dark, 52% spontaneous, 50% vulgar)
your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT


You like things silly, immediate, and, above all, outrageous. Ixne on the subtle word play, more testicles on fire, please. People like you are the most likely to RECEIVE internet forwards--and also the most likely to save them in a special folder entitled 'HOLY SHIT'.

Because it's so easily appreciated, and often a little physical, your sense of humor never ceases to amuse your friends. But most realize that there's a sly intelligence and a knowing wink to your tastes. Your sense of humor could be called 'anti-pretentious'--but ironically, that definitely indicates you're smarter than most.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Johnny Knoxville - Jimmy Kimmel

http://is2.okcupid.com/users/116/944/11694560292031626201/mt1121288866.gif

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=17565214125862764376

Oerdin
25-07-2005, 19:48:01
HOLY SHIT! They're using the banned Poly kitten picture.

Koyaanisqatsi
25-07-2005, 19:48:15
the Wit

(69% dark, 21% spontaneous, 11% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK


You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.

Also, you probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 81% on dark
You scored higher than 12% on spontaneous
You scored higher than 0% on vulgar

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fp
25-07-2005, 19:48:29
What's in the invisible box beneath Cutting Edge?

Oerdin
25-07-2005, 19:52:16
the Shock Jock
(52% dark, 52% spontaneous, 50% vulgar)

I'm not sure that is true.

Lazarus and the Gimp
25-07-2005, 19:53:50
the Wit

(56% dark, 26% spontaneous, 27% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK


You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.

Also, you probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais

Lazarus and the Gimp
25-07-2005, 19:54:40
Yeah, right. Like I'm less vulgar than Oerdin.

MDA
25-07-2005, 20:11:33
the Cutting Edge

(52% dark, 47% spontaneous, 22% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK


Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't in and of themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top. Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John Belushi

Vincent
25-07-2005, 20:21:19
The site does not load for me - ah, I'm german!

Koyaanisqatsi
25-07-2005, 20:22:49
HARR HARR HARR!!!

Vincent
25-07-2005, 20:26:46
52% dark, 39% spontaneous, 27% vulgar

Vincent
25-07-2005, 20:27:13
I got that from "Are you a nazi" test BTW

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
25-07-2005, 20:36:45
the Ham

(43% dark, 47% spontaneous, 38% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT


Your style's mostly goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect for parties and for the dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with corny jokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for your friends. People of your type are often the most approachable and popular people in their circle. Your simple & silly good-naturedness is immediately recognizable, and it sets you apart in this sarcastic world.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Will Ferrell - Will Smith



This is wrong, I'm definitely more DARK than LIGHT when it comes to humor. Part of the problem is that the questions suck, and I've never seen any of the movies it says to only pick if you've seen them, so I had to choose at random, which probably threw it off some.

Vincent
25-07-2005, 20:38:19
You are like Will Smith? OMG!

paiktis22
25-07-2005, 20:56:41
Will Smith. :(

Eklektikos
25-07-2005, 20:56:52
the Wit
(69% dark, 34% spontaneous, 33% vulgar)


<same description as Laz and RC>

Venom
25-07-2005, 21:13:53
I'm the broken link to that site.

Immortal Wombat
25-07-2005, 21:35:39
the Wit
(56% dark, 21% spontaneous, 16% vulgar)

Kitsuki
25-07-2005, 22:06:22
Cutting Edge...

JM^3
25-07-2005, 22:06:53
the Wit
(60% dark, 30% spontaneous, 38% vulgar)

alsieboo
25-07-2005, 22:32:25
the Ham
(47% dark, 52% spontaneous, 27% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT


Your style's mostly goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect for parties and for the dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with corny jokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for your friends. People of your type are often the most approachable and popular people in their circle. Your simple & silly good-naturedness is immediately recognizable, and it sets you apart in this sarcastic world.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Will Ferrell - Will Smith

It can't be right, I demand a recount!

Lazarus and the Gimp
25-07-2005, 22:38:11
That quiz is arse.

Drekkus
25-07-2005, 23:33:37
99% dark??? :hmm: The Wit for me as well.

Gary
26-07-2005, 00:14:41
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Spontaneous, light, and clean. Must be so.

(17% dark, 47% spontaneous, 33% vulgar)

lightblue
26-07-2005, 00:21:25
The Wit.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on dark
You scored higher than 55% on spontaneous
You scored higher than 68% on vulgar

Not exactly unexpected..

zmama
26-07-2005, 00:31:08
the Wit
(65% dark, 34% spontaneous, 22% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK

Gary
26-07-2005, 00:31:34
The Foot Soldier
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic
You're evil exactly, but you still would've joined the army. Driven by STRONG patriotism and a willingness to do what your country asked, you would've stepped right up to the platz for the AXIS POWERS.

The sad fact is: while you're not self-centered, you are are an enthusiastic nationalist, malleable like so much half-dried glue, and ready to follow zee rules. Unfortunately, you're not cynical enough to tell when you're being manipulated. You probably have a violent itch that needs scratching anyhow, so why ask questions?

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their 'civilian' programs.

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Provost Harrison
26-07-2005, 00:35:53
the Wit
(65% dark, 39% spontaneous, 22% vulgar)

Like Laz, although I am also quite capable of vulgarity when the mood takes me :)

Koyaanisqatsi
26-07-2005, 02:00:35
The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

MoSe
26-07-2005, 09:27:15
"do you like making puns" DO'H... I mean, no, of course!

MoSe
26-07-2005, 09:28:27
the graph had me ROTFLMAO tho!
:lol:

MoSe
26-07-2005, 09:40:45
Wit as well

(56% dark,
26% spontaneous,
11% vulgar)

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 99% on dark
You scored higher than 99% on spontaneous
You scored higher than 99% on vulgar


I suspect the comparisons haven't been calculated at all...

Of the other Wits hereabove, I'm barely Dark, and one of the least spontaneous and vulgar, in the league with Laz and Qatsi...
...and I thought I was answering honestly :rolleyes: ;)
actually, I barely can resist a sexual innuendo, but only for its linguistic value od course.

enough

I'll have now to devise a visuall effective wayto represents out position in a 3D space within the limits of the attachment size here

MoSe
26-07-2005, 09:44:25
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
That quiz is arse.

That quiz is RC.
Like everyone else here.

Beta1
26-07-2005, 10:02:43
the Cutting Edge

(56% dark, 52% spontaneous, 16% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK


Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't in and of themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top. Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John Belushi

Mr. Bas
26-07-2005, 10:11:51
the Cutting Edge

(52% dark, 52% spontaneous, 33% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK


Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't in and of themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top. Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John Belushi

Now, off to do the Nazi test!

Mr. Bas
26-07-2005, 10:16:45
The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

JM^3
26-07-2005, 10:21:41
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

JM

Drekkus
26-07-2005, 10:36:30
Originally posted by lightblue
The Wit.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on dark
You scored higher than 55% on spontaneous
You scored higher than 68% on vulgar

Not exactly unexpected.. I had 99% on dark as well, but 0% and 0% on the others.

Provost Harrison
26-07-2005, 10:57:23
I was 65% dark...does that make me slightly darker than mid-grey?

I got Expatriate in the other one, with a picture of Einstein...

Funko
26-07-2005, 11:29:12
the Wit
(60% dark, 39% spontaneous, 27% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK

The Wit, obviously.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
26-07-2005, 11:35:29
the Prankster
(30% dark, 34% spontaneous, 16% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | LIGHT


Your humor has an intellectual, even conceptual slant to it. You're not pretentious, but neither are you into what some would call 'low humor'. You'd laugh at a good dirty joke, but you definitely prefer something clever to something moist.

You probably like well-thought-out pranks and/or spoofs and it's highly likely you've tried one of these things yourself. In a lot of ways, yours is the most entertaining type of humor.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Conan O'Brian - Ashton Kutcher

Dyl Ulenspiegel
26-07-2005, 11:36:09
I'm unique.

jsorense
26-07-2005, 21:08:31
I'm unique too.
"Pull my finger."
[35% vulgar]

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
26-07-2005, 21:19:23
Originally posted by Dyl Ulenspiegel
I'm unique.

Originally posted by Dyl Ulenspiegel
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Conan O'Brian - Ashton Kutcher

:nervous:

Japher
26-07-2005, 21:20:46
Mr. G took the test, and got a 404 error

Dyl Ulenspiegel
27-07-2005, 08:23:03
Originally posted by Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
:nervous:

:D

Chairman Yang
27-07-2005, 08:39:17
the Provacateur

(52% dark, 34% spontaneous, 44% vulgar)
your humor style:
VULGAR | COMPLEX | DARK


You'll crack on anything, and you're often witty, even caustic, about it. Therefore, your sense of humor is polarizing. You're transgressive, and you've got a seriously sharp 'edge'--maybe too much for some folks.

If they get you, people think you're one of the funniest (and smartest) people in the world. If they don't, they think you're an ass. Whatever, right? While some might question your judgement, your comic intellect is unquestionably respected.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Chris Rock - Lenny Bruce - George Carlin

I'm unique.

I dont even know who those last two people are though. :(

MoSe
27-07-2005, 09:17:18
Lenny Bruce? R U serious? they even got a movie about him, starring Dustin Hoffman IIRC

OTOH I think I heard the name Chris Rock ONCE, and never George Carlin

The Shaker
27-07-2005, 09:32:45
the Cutting Edge

(56% dark, 52% spontaneous, 27% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK


Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't in and of themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top. Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Mr Bas- Beta1 - MDA

Funko
27-07-2005, 09:34:28
Very accurate.

King_Ghidra
27-07-2005, 09:34:41
The Cutting Edge

(60% dark, 56% spontaneous, 22% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK


Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't in and of themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top. Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John Belushi