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Lurker the Second
21-07-2005, 17:13:20
I'm Leaving Forever until Monday and need a capable, hard-working, intelligent and personable individual to handle the Baltimore Orioles report while I'm away. Since weekend reporting is sporadic anyway, responsibilities will be primarily to cover tonight's game. Anything after that is icing on the cake.

The pay is quite reasonable -- I'll buy you a beer for each report (uhm, just to be clear, you only need to report once for each game).

Please post your qualifications below, if interested.

Gary
21-07-2005, 18:08:39
Need ? What's need got to do with it ?

Spartak
21-07-2005, 18:13:38
I don't give a shit and have no access to the games. Does that make me qualified.

Venom
21-07-2005, 18:17:14
I could do it, but will probably forget and curse a lot.

Lurker the Second
21-07-2005, 18:27:12
Originally posted by Spartak
I don't ..... have no access to the games.

That part could be a problem.

I thought the free beer offer would have the resumes rolling in. Application deadline is 3:00 p.m. today, east coast U.S. time.

Cursing could be an attribute, not a negative.

Spartak
21-07-2005, 18:36:45
What you have done to my grammar could be a problem as well -grrrr

Lurker the Second
21-07-2005, 18:38:01
:lol: Yeah, you suck all around.

Venom
21-07-2005, 18:39:01
You might not want to hire me as I'd do a better job than you.

Lurker the Second
21-07-2005, 18:44:56
If by better you mean get the thread to page 6 by Sunday, you're probably right.

You're the front runner for the job right now, which is a reflection on the truly horrid quality of the applicant pool. How seriously could anyone take that thread if I left a eurotwat in charge of Baltimore Oriole baseball? Where's zmama when you need her. :(

Venom
21-07-2005, 18:47:43
I'd do such an awesome job people would clammor for...nay demand...your firing.

Lurker the Second
21-07-2005, 19:08:12
The former and the latter are unconnected.

JM^3
21-07-2005, 19:20:54
I think that zmama is palying with gnomes

JM

Provost Harrison
21-07-2005, 19:30:22
Only if the money is right Lurker :p

Lurker the Second
21-07-2005, 19:32:14
Did you not read the first post? Assuming you did, I guess you're qualified, tool.

Provost Harrison
21-07-2005, 19:53:25
God no :p

Lurker the Second
21-07-2005, 19:55:58
I really meant to type "too", but "tool" works tool.

zmama
21-07-2005, 20:09:19
Well if you had offered money I woulda showed up in time!

Lurker the Second
21-07-2005, 20:13:17
If I had any money I might have offered some.

Lurker the Second
21-07-2005, 20:18:17
All right, I've got to get the hell out of here. Solely by default and specifically not based on any hint of qualification, Venom gets the job. Don't fuck it up, you fat lazy bastard.

Ah, who am I kidding, just don't delete the thread.

zmama, I hold you personally responsible for Venom's actions.

Venom
21-07-2005, 20:24:52
Oreoses SUCK!

There, now I'll just copy and paste that in the thread tomorrow and we're done.

mr.G
21-07-2005, 21:52:45
maybe there is a nice dutch man who will dooooooo di doooooo the job for you.

Venom
21-07-2005, 21:59:20
Shut it. Job's mine.

zmama
22-07-2005, 02:10:05
Ok, but there have to be hotdogs and beer
And maybe peanuts or nachos

Oh and Crackerjacks, my favorite

But please NO cotton candy

Venom
22-07-2005, 02:51:51
Oh I'm going to make a spectacle the likes of which the world has never seen

Spartak
22-07-2005, 06:58:19
Again?

notyoueither
22-07-2005, 07:27:06
If there were a fight it might be worth reading.

Drekkus
22-07-2005, 11:25:32
If Lurker will pm me all the necessary information, I will post it in the thread!

Venom
22-07-2005, 13:11:36
It's time!

zmama
22-07-2005, 13:39:46
Ooooh so exciting...

hmmm should I wait to open that thread until last?

Venom
22-07-2005, 13:41:33
It was a warm up today as it turns out there wasn't a game.

Sir Penguin
22-07-2005, 14:27:01
So that thread is really 600 posts of people not arguing, just talking about some shit baseball team? Jesus, that must be the most craptastic thread ever.

SP

Drekkus
22-07-2005, 14:37:05
it is!!! A CG classic!

mr.G
22-07-2005, 21:53:05
Originally posted by Sir Penguin
So that thread is really 600 posts of people not arguing, just talking about some shit baseball team? Jesus, that must be the most craptastic thread ever.

SP me like the word craptastic

Funko
26-07-2005, 09:41:05
The orioles lost the other day saw it on CNN.

Koyaanisqatsi
26-07-2005, 09:56:25
One would think the Orioles losing wouldn't qualify as news anymore...

Lurker the Second
26-07-2005, 13:31:45
Originally posted by Drekkus
If Lurker will pm me all the necessary information, I will post it in the thread!

:lol: I hope that was intentional, I really do.

Venom didn't suck, so his efforts are much appreciated and unexpected.

Venom
26-07-2005, 13:40:00
I ruled. And everyone knows it.

Lurker the Second
26-07-2005, 13:42:48
You should be a ruler, you'd be good with minions.

Venom
26-07-2005, 13:52:07
See sig.

Drekkus
26-07-2005, 14:46:49
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
:lol: I hope that was intentional, I really do.

Venom didn't suck, so his efforts are much appreciated and unexpected. Was what intentional???? :cute: