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Greg W
21-07-2005, 02:36:06
Heres' the poll we really need to have. The poll to end all polls...

Diss
21-07-2005, 03:07:22
I got food poisoning from cheescake once.

So you know what my answer is

tip: insert your joke in the space provided below.

The Norks
21-07-2005, 03:08:13
I voted for sex but acually I'd like to combine the two

Greg W
21-07-2005, 03:12:31
I can picture a guy having sex with a cheesecake. But I am having issues picturing a woman doing the same...

Drekkus
21-07-2005, 12:28:16
Did I ever mention I hate cheese?

zmama
21-07-2005, 14:00:25
No never!


Please tell us

MoSe
21-07-2005, 14:31:50
it's a love-hate realtionship
he's a closet french

devilmunchkin
23-07-2005, 07:35:24
good good sex is so much better than cheese cake

but bad sex..i'd take cheese cake over that

Drekkus
23-07-2005, 12:37:28
Bad sex? What's that?

Greg W
23-07-2005, 13:28:57
When your balls touch the other man's balls.

Drekkus
23-07-2005, 15:51:53
Ah, ok. Haven't had that happen to me yet.

mr.G
23-07-2005, 16:01:50
:vom:

Diss
23-07-2005, 22:25:19
I have no problem having my balls touch another man's sweaty, hairy balls.

It's worth it for a 3-way. :)

Oerdin
23-07-2005, 22:53:27
Donkey show! :bounce:

devilmunchkin
24-07-2005, 00:33:17
bad sex is
1) over in less than 10 seconds (the woman is left going : That's it?!)
2) so boring you fall asleep
3) or the guy just has no clue what to do (and the woman thinks: is he done yet?)
4) you're not into the person... or maybe that's just me..sex with a person you don't genuinely care about is wretched

Vincent
24-07-2005, 07:34:00
cheesecake AND sex!

Diss
24-07-2005, 08:48:31
Originally posted by devilmunchkin
bad sex is
1) over in less than 10 seconds (the woman is left going : That's it?!)
2) so boring you fall asleep
3) or the guy just has no clue what to do (and the woman thinks: is he done yet?)
4) you're not into the person... or maybe that's just me..sex with a person you don't genuinely care about is wretched

have you actually had sex less than 10 seconds long?

I always thought it was a joke comedians told. I can't imagine being done in anything less than 10 minutes. Yes that's with a condom on. I might finish faster if I wasn't wearing a condom.

devilmunchkin
24-07-2005, 08:58:55
pretty close to that diss

alsieboo
24-07-2005, 23:07:11
I vote cheesecake, it wont turn up late, or drive around looking for a secluded spot, or talk back, or let you down and it's guarenteed to give you pleasure. Much unlike a man.

jsorense
25-07-2005, 04:16:54
:lol: @alsieboo.
Wise beyond her years.

Diss
25-07-2005, 08:31:52
Here's one thing I have never understoood. Why is it people derive so much pleasure from food? Food doesn't do shit to me. Sure it tastes good, and it's nice to be full. But it doesn't give me any sensation anywhere close to an orgasm.

perhaps I'm eating it wrong. ;)

Koyaanisqatsi
25-07-2005, 09:28:28
I think it works better if you're female.

MoSe
25-07-2005, 10:24:55
must be that deep throat myth

Tizzy
26-07-2005, 10:23:09
Cheesecake is good but it's not that good

Drekkus
26-07-2005, 10:58:22
No good at all.

Provost Harrison
26-07-2005, 11:01:06
Originally posted by Diss
Here's one thing I have never understoood. Why is it people derive so much pleasure from food? Food doesn't do shit to me. Sure it tastes good, and it's nice to be full. But it doesn't give me any sensation anywhere close to an orgasm.

perhaps I'm eating it wrong. ;)

Philistine. I love food...perhaps that is part of my problem...

MoSe
26-07-2005, 11:25:41
Originally posted by jsorense
:lol: @alsieboo.
Wise beyond her years.

lol, I only now realise he didn't write "Wise beyond her ears" :lol: