View Full Version : Amazing items on E-Bay #983736

19-07-2005, 16:57:36


Lurker the Second
19-07-2005, 17:00:24
What is that, a computer?

Immortal Wombat
19-07-2005, 17:00:44
og. a link.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
19-07-2005, 17:02:06
Great offer. :lol:

19-07-2005, 17:02:09
It's a 65Kg (143lb) subwoofer

19-07-2005, 17:02:11
I think it's a really uncomfortable chair.

19-07-2005, 17:03:25
Located near Reading!!! So who is it, come forward!!

19-07-2005, 17:03:43
it's a giant gobstopper, and it's only a little bit used

Gramercy Riffs
19-07-2005, 17:03:46
Its no moon.

19-07-2005, 17:03:52
Like any of us could be bothered to make something that cool....

It's 65kg, that's 50% heavier than my marshall 4*12 cabinet.

19-07-2005, 17:07:28

That's heavy.

19-07-2005, 17:08:29
Still if that little green guy can lift an entire x-wing with the force...

19-07-2005, 17:12:23
Does it come with asteroid tweaters or something? Do you just have to listen to your music through one stupidly bass heavy mono deathstar?

19-07-2005, 17:12:44
I sold something on ebay today! :money:

Lurker the Second
19-07-2005, 17:12:53
Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
og. a link.

Yeah, but then we wouldn't have a guessing game thread.

19-07-2005, 17:13:28
I think IW didn't see the pic.

19-07-2005, 17:16:56
Originally posted by Tizzy
I sold something on ebay today! :money:

You sold money?

Nills Lagerbaak
19-07-2005, 17:21:13
900W peak power, 300W rms !!!!

19-07-2005, 17:36:36

19-07-2005, 17:50:46
That thing is awesome.

19-07-2005, 19:43:40
I Agree with him ^ :eek:

19-07-2005, 20:07:02
That's right. Feel the power of agreeing with me.

I'm talking with my brother in law about how to build one of those.

19-07-2005, 20:13:18
if I lived in England I would buy that

as it is, that is a bit far to go to buy it...

it is awesome anyway


The Higgelhoff
19-07-2005, 22:01:59
Originally posted by Nills Lagerbaak
900W peak power, 300W rms !!!!

Pffft 300w RMS is nothing. About 5 years ago I got twin 2000W (1000W RMS) Rockford Fosgate 12" Subs.

Needless to say I did long term damage to my ears and I sold them 12 months later. :D

19-07-2005, 22:06:44
I dunno why people quote speaker wattages, power handling means nothing really besides the point at which the voice coils go pop.

Why not quote sensitivity which is a far more useful measurement of how a speaker will sound with a given amplification, i can understand power output on an amplifier, but on a speaker it just seems like a way to say "BUY THIS SPEAKER IT HANDLES 15 GIGA WATTS (never mind your amp is only 40 watts)!"

19-07-2005, 22:09:58
Originally posted by Venom
That's right. Feel the power of agreeing with me.

I'm talking with my brother in law about how to build one of those.

well you just need an army of stormtroopers and a forest moon to park it around

20-07-2005, 04:43:59
Wouldn't Venom's ass work as a moon? I mean it's big as a moon and it's kind of hairy (So KG tells me) so it might even count as forested.

20-07-2005, 05:06:54
Definitely want.

20-07-2005, 05:14:12
Originally posted by Oerdin
Wouldn't Venom's ass work as a moon? I mean it's big as a moon and it's kind of hairy (So KG tells me) so it might even count as forested.

Only you could jam a 12" sub woofer in your ass.

Greg W
20-07-2005, 08:19:41
Now, that is a cool sub.

20-07-2005, 10:34:58
I had plenty of 12" subs in the states. I really liked the Chicken Terayaki.

20-07-2005, 11:13:07
Q: Will you ship to America?
A: Shipping to the US will cost ~$500 according to Fedex / UPS website. I will ship to the US if the buyer covers the cost of shipping.

Q: is the speaker easily interchangeable with any other 12" subwoofer?
A: Yes, totally interchangable Regards Andy

Q: How about a real question... Is the stand included?
A: Yes, the stand is included... and the speaker cable adorned with gold plated 4mm plugs.

Q: Will it include any anti-attack firing batteries to ensure my girlfriend doesn't mount a sneak attack? I suspect she is a rebel sympathizer.
A: It's defenses against girlfriends are a known weakness... hence the reason it's on ebay Smile

Q: Look at the size of that thing!
A: Cut the chatter, Red 2.

Q: Do you still have the plans for this death star or have they been stolen?
A: I find your lack of faith disturbing... http://www.objectreality.co.uk/DeathStarPlans

Q: If your "deathstar" subwooofer had a stand-up fight with a "borg cube" all-in-1 hi-fi then who'd win and how?
A: The Death Star can destroy a planet. I can't imagine it would struggle against a gramophone with a built in wireless and auto-reverse cassette deck.

Q: Please can you confirm whether it is the black or red thermal exhaust port that leads directly to the Main Reactor?
A: You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor!

Q: Does it have an artifical gravity generator?
A: No, it relies on real gravity.

Q: What sort of defenses does it have, if on the off chance.. there is a Rebel attack. I don't really want to cough up for this only to have it destroyed by some pesky X-Wing fighters.
A: It protects itself by oscillating the atmosphere around it at low frequencies. An X-Wing would fall apart before it got close.

Q: I appreciate you not being able to offer shipping - would you be able to give me a hand loading it? I don't think it will fit in my car, do you think it would be possible to get it on a roof rack? Thanks.
A: I can give you a hand of course. Being a sphere I'm not sure it would be suitable for a roof rack. I've never tried, but it would probably go in a hatch back with the seats down.

Q: I have a "Cloud city on the gas planet Besbin" AV receiver. Are they compatable?
A: The Death Star cannot be powered by line level alone, you could not destroy a planet with line level. It needs an external amplifier, you can buy mine Smile

Q: Does it include a tractor beam?
A: For health and safety reasons I decided not to include a tractor beam. If you recall, it all started to go wrong for Darth Vader following the use of such a device.

Q: If I can't collect, can it fly through space to me instead?
A: That would require a pilot of considerable skill.

Q: A speaker you say? so it's NOT a moon. Do I get lots of little Storm Troopers living in it too??
A: I'm unable to disclose this information, you may be part of the Rebel Alliance.


20-07-2005, 11:14:03
The best one (obviously) is

Q: Look at the size of that thing!
A: Cut the chatter, Red 2.

20-07-2005, 13:18:37
Very obviously.