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Nav
18-07-2005, 22:26:24
ok so I run a music website with a mate and we have festival listings etc, here's an email we got this evening, thought it might be worth a bit of a laugh...

I went to Weston Park last year and year before and camped all weekend.I still have not forgotton the horrendous toilets,( in the camping area ),and I am really not exaggerating.Every one laughs it off and I have found it impossible to contact the organisers. Last year it was really a health hazard and we had to queque for at least an hour per toilet ,only to find them full to the brim with urine ,shit and other floating objects and to use them meant it overspilled onto the floor.I cannot believe you had not organised it so they were emptied more regularly or provided more toilets.You can imagine what it was like for girls having to change sanitary towels when you had to put a tissue over your face with one hand because of the smell.
Seriously, so many deseases and viruses are caught from bodily fluids this really is not acceptable to provide such disgusting facilities.

What I want is for you to have the toilets constantly emptied,morning and evening,and provide more of them.You charge enough for the tickets ,it wont affect your profit that much by doing this. It really was the ONLY thing that really spoilt the whole weekend.
Hoping you can do this for August.I have forwarded a copy of this letter to the Environmental Health dept responsible for Weston Park also so they will probable contact you regarding this matter.

Oerdin
18-07-2005, 22:33:50
I'm surprised the UK government just doesn’t' start fining event promoters to death. In the US, in order to get a permit you must have a plan on how to provide public services to attendees and if you're plan proves inadequate then the promoter gets hit with hefty fines for failing to meet public health & safety standards.

Venom
18-07-2005, 22:34:26
It's all your fault Nav. You shit hoarding bastard.

Lazarus and the Gimp
18-07-2005, 22:52:11
Originally posted by Oerdin
I'm surprised the UK government just doesn’t' start fining event promoters to death. In the US, in order to get a permit you must have a plan on how to provide public services to attendees and if you're plan proves inadequate then the promoter gets hit with hefty fines for failing to meet public health & safety standards.

You big poofs. Scared of a bit of wee-wee, eh?

protein
18-07-2005, 23:28:59
Wee wee is sterile is it not?

Anyway, Nav, I've got a bone to pick with you about the lack of crepe stalls at Reading festival. What kind of fucking organiser are you?

p.s. I've sent a copy of this post to the police.

Oerdin
18-07-2005, 23:32:28
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
You big poofs. Scared of a bit of wee-wee, eh?

Yes, we prefer it not leach into the ground water because the entire concert is pissing on the ground instead of using the port-a-john.

Funko
19-07-2005, 10:06:53
They have actually got quite good at Reading recently. They've started putting urinals in the gents which speeds things up no end an they actually clean the toilets several times a day.

Last year I never had to go in a bad one which was the first time ever.

Drekkus
19-07-2005, 10:49:32
Originally posted by Venom
It's all your fault Nav. You shit hoarding bastard. :lol:

protein
19-07-2005, 11:48:11
Originally posted by Funko
They have actually got quite good at Reading recently. They've started putting urinals in the gents which speeds things up no end an they actually clean the toilets several times a day.

Last year I never had to go in a bad one which was the first time ever.
There were urinals in the arena ever since I started going. The first time I did acid when I was 16 was at the festival, I tried to go for a wee at the urinal but was a bit too freaked out to perform so I ended up absolutely busting for a wee all day.

Funko
19-07-2005, 11:49:18
Yeah, but they have them in the campsites now.

protein
19-07-2005, 11:50:44
Oh, good idea. I always avoided the campsite toilets because 1. they are minging and 2. people push them over.

Funko
19-07-2005, 11:51:51
Not all the campsite toilets I don't think but some...

They also now put them in a kind if mini armoured compound with big walls all round and a guard tower.

MDA
19-07-2005, 11:53:43
That put me off ever doing acid, thanks :)

wee is sterile, but its... nutritious, if you're a microbe. Pissing on the ground is like manna from heaven.

protein
19-07-2005, 11:54:06
Oh yeah, I remember now. I wondered why at the time but it makes queueing more fair too.

Funko
19-07-2005, 11:55:06
The queuing is hillarious. All the toilets have two entrances. There's often a huge queue at one entrance and no queue at the other entrance so I just walk straight in the one with no queue. I don't get it. :confused:

Nav
19-07-2005, 12:20:48
Most british citizens are drawn to queues like flies to shit.

Funko
19-07-2005, 12:21:40
Yeah... similar thing in a pub in Oxford the other day. People queuing for a bar! The barmaid was really perplexed.

MoSe
19-07-2005, 12:59:14
Originally posted by Funko
There's often a huge queue at one entrance and no queue at the other entrance so I just walk straight in the one with no queue. I don't get it. :confused:

maybe.... there was a "WAY OUT" sign over the queueless one????

:p

MoSe
19-07-2005, 13:01:30
Originally posted by Funko
Yeah... similar thing in a pub in Oxford the other day. People queuing for a bar! The barmaid was really perplexed.

come to Italy then, you'll never risk to stumble in a queue

not an organised one at least (unless a brawling heap fits too into your definition thereof...)

Funko
19-07-2005, 13:09:26
Originally posted by MoSe
maybe.... there was a "WAY OUT" sign over the queueless one????

:p

Nope.

Venom
19-07-2005, 13:13:44
I like a good line. It's so organized and helpful. And any who cut in line must die a most brutal death.

Funko
19-07-2005, 13:14:24
I totally agree. Except if it's me, then it's allowed.

Venom
19-07-2005, 13:29:52
Egotistical line cutters are the worst of the worst. Those are the ones that I will have begging for death when I'm done with them.

Funko
19-07-2005, 13:34:16
Queuing is good in its place but people forming stupid queues for no reason deserve to be cut into.

Venom
19-07-2005, 13:36:04
I'd agree with that, but where's the line for a stupid queue? HARR! Now that's a good pun.

Funko
19-07-2005, 13:43:07
You don't need to queue.

Venom
19-07-2005, 13:48:49
I don't? Sweet. Lifetime non-queuing pass!

Drekkus
19-07-2005, 16:22:32
Originally posted by Funko
The queuing is hillarious. All the toilets have two entrances. There's often a huge queue at one entrance and no queue at the other entrance so I just walk straight in the one with no queue. I don't get it. :confused: In that case the person manning the other entrance must be shot for not letting people know there's another entrance available.

Funko
19-07-2005, 16:24:28
There was no-one manning it. They were just queuing for the fun of it.

Drekkus
19-07-2005, 16:27:12
That's just plain stupid. There's nothing more I hate then standing in line to spend my money.

Funko
19-07-2005, 16:28:22
They were only spending a penny though.

Drekkus
19-07-2005, 16:30:05
ok