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Funko
18-07-2005, 15:09:22
Why are Pirates called Pirates?








They just Arr.

Drekkus
18-07-2005, 15:10:34
I hate myself for laughing at that.

Vincent
18-07-2005, 15:12:31
No reason for me to hate me then

Venom
18-07-2005, 15:17:41
I can't decide if that's funny or not. Probably means it's not.

Chris
18-07-2005, 15:24:31
Pirate jokes are so 1605.

zmama
18-07-2005, 15:38:43
that did it

:dead:

mr.G
18-07-2005, 21:20:28
Originally posted by Drekkus
I hate myself for laughing at that. ditto but with tears in my eyes

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
18-07-2005, 22:15:34
You hate Drekkus for laughing at that with tears in your eyes? That makes even less sense than ususal.

mr.G
19-07-2005, 06:51:40
ditto that but with tears in my eyes

Funko
19-07-2005, 10:17:59
I reckon it's better told out loud... but as soon as I heard it I knew I had to post it for you.

Drekkus
19-07-2005, 11:12:05
Voice posting is the way of the future.

Funko
19-07-2005, 11:15:45
That would be quite scary.

Vincent
19-07-2005, 11:19:57
how do italics sound?

zmama
19-07-2005, 11:20:45
I would think... creepy

Vincent
19-07-2005, 11:21:44
I'd say arrogant/gayish

Drekkus
19-07-2005, 11:22:06
Originally posted by Vincent
how do italics sound? whiney.

zmama
19-07-2005, 11:22:23
No that's german

Vincent
19-07-2005, 11:23:20
German sounds bold

Koyaanisqatsi
19-07-2005, 11:24:35
And all-caps.

Vincent
19-07-2005, 11:26:56
SCHEISSE

Drekkus
19-07-2005, 11:28:17
Originally posted by Vincent
German sounds bold And gothic.

Koyaanisqatsi
19-07-2005, 11:44:13
:gotit:

Koyaanisqatsi
19-07-2005, 11:48:51
The pathetic part is that I downloaded that font just for this.

MDA
19-07-2005, 12:06:44
weisse

Drekkus
19-07-2005, 12:16:17
Originally posted by Koyaanisqatsi
:gotit: That looks pretty hot.

Funko
19-07-2005, 12:22:17
:lol:

Koyaanisqatsi
19-07-2005, 12:24:37
When I was in Austria, I saw that on a big neon sign. I thought it meant pizza, since I'd also seen it where we were eating. Turns out that's not what it meant.

Drekkus
19-07-2005, 12:35:51
So what was it, then?

Funko
19-07-2005, 12:36:06
Was it a gay thing?

Koyaanisqatsi
19-07-2005, 12:40:52
Cat. Which I found disturbing when applied to the pizza place.

Funko
19-07-2005, 12:43:52
Huh?

Own Goal?

Heisse means Hot. Katze is Cat.

Koyaanisqatsi
19-07-2005, 12:45:35
*blink*

MoSe
19-07-2005, 12:48:46
OG

it's notorious austrians eat Hot Cats instead of Hot Dogs
especially on Mittwoch

Koyaanisqatsi
19-07-2005, 12:51:14
*blink*

http://www.xs4all.nl/~olie/fok/smilies/Smilies/aliensmile.gif

Drekkus
19-07-2005, 12:57:28
Originally posted by MoSe
OG

it's notorious austrians eat Hot Cats instead of Hot Dogs
especially on Mittwoch Catzelstrudel!

MoSe
19-07-2005, 13:03:27
CatH = kurz für CatHot

Funko
19-07-2005, 13:09:03
What does koywhatsits blink mean?

Did he think heisse meant cat?

Why can't people make sense like mr.G. :(

Drekkus
19-07-2005, 13:11:57
The blink means a blank stare, I guess. As in, there goes my entire knowledge of german out of the window.

Funko
19-07-2005, 13:13:53
Ok.

Can we laugh at him and call him an idiot then?

Koyaanisqatsi
19-07-2005, 13:17:51
Why not, everybody else does.

And you people call yourself punsters.

Venom
19-07-2005, 13:24:01
This Koyaanisqatsi fellow is quite retarded.

Funko
19-07-2005, 13:24:03
Koyshskdknhfiis: I have no idea what you are talking about. Well done.

Koyaanisqatsi
19-07-2005, 13:24:51
Yay! I win!

Chris
19-07-2005, 13:53:30
At least there are no further Pirate jokes.

Funko
19-07-2005, 13:55:21
What would most pirates be if they weren't pirates?



An arrrrrrchitect!

Venom
19-07-2005, 13:56:13
What would funko be if he was a pirate?

An arrrrrrrstronaut.

Funko
19-07-2005, 13:57:42
Where would Venom keep his gold if he was a pirate?

In his Arrrrrrrrsehole.

Chris
19-07-2005, 13:58:19
Like I said, no jokes.

Venom
19-07-2005, 14:00:02
Mine was better because it implied arse and that you were gay.

More joke points to me.

Chris
19-07-2005, 14:01:51
Twice nothing is still nothing.

Koyaanisqatsi
19-07-2005, 14:02:16
Too late for points. I already won.

Funko
19-07-2005, 14:02:51
How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer.

Venom
19-07-2005, 14:03:03
But I still got the double multiplier.

Funko
19-07-2005, 14:06:00
What has eight eyes and eight legs?

Eight pirates!

Koyaanisqatsi
19-07-2005, 14:07:37
That joke need a parrot. Work on it.

Koyaanisqatsi
19-07-2005, 14:08:05
(sorry, I meant to say please.)

Nills Lagerbaak
19-07-2005, 14:08:40
How do you get two wales in a car?
























Striaght over the severn bridge

Chris
19-07-2005, 14:08:42
Glad to see no jokes have been posted.

Immortal Wombat
19-07-2005, 14:09:20
The jokes are posting.

Koyaanisqatsi
19-07-2005, 14:10:18
Originally posted by Chris
Glad to see no jokes have been posted.
Other than mine, right?

Right?

Funko
19-07-2005, 14:11:14
Delivery boy: I've got a parrot for Mr. Po-ee-rot

Hercule Poirot: It's Poirot...

Delivery boy: Sorry, I've got a Poirot for Mr. Po-ee-rot

Venom
19-07-2005, 14:11:25
Obviously Funko has abused the powers of google and found a pirate joke website.

Koyaanisqatsi
19-07-2005, 14:13:08
Originally posted by Funko
Delivery boy: I've got a parrot for Mr. Po-ee-rot
Hercule Poirot: It's Poirot...
Delivery boy: Sorry, I've got a Poirot for Mr. Po-ee-rot Dammit, that one actually made me laugh.

Must be time for bed.

Chris
19-07-2005, 14:20:34
Originally posted by Venom
Obviously Funko has abused the powers of google and found a pirate joke website. At least he didn't post any of them.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
19-07-2005, 14:43:34
Originally posted by Drekkus
Catzelstrudel!

Now I'm hungry.

Funko
19-07-2005, 14:45:03
Catweaselstrudel

MoSe
19-07-2005, 15:00:55
Originally posted by Venom
Obviously Funko has abused the powers of google and found a pirate joke website.

He just wanted to know how good he is at cooking!
:lol:

Funko
19-07-2005, 15:01:14
:hmm:

Venom
19-07-2005, 15:08:10
A pie rating site?

Drekkus
19-07-2005, 16:14:26
If they have a forum you should register and talk like pirates.

MoSe
19-07-2005, 16:35:12
ARRR! we have been pie rated!

Drekkus
19-07-2005, 16:36:49
They're selling illegal pies over the internet!

Dyl Ulenspiegel
19-07-2005, 16:37:42
Pirated Pies?

Drekkus
19-07-2005, 16:42:01
Rated pirated pies!

Dyl Ulenspiegel
19-07-2005, 16:43:18
Rated pies!! Rated pies!!!