View Full Version : Quick Fix of Decorum

12-07-2005, 23:38:01
The host hostess of a dinner party should be the last one served. If the meal is getting cold, the host/hostess may state something to the effect, "Please begin while the food is still warm".

12-07-2005, 23:39:29
2. When entertaining a guest, such as when out for dinner or cocktails, the person who extended the invitation (regardless of gender) is responsible for paying the bill.

12-07-2005, 23:40:51
3. Pour wine and all beverages from the right, while standing behind and to the right of the guest.

12-07-2005, 23:41:50
When playing poker, as long as you maintain decorum you can drink as much gin as you like.

*falls off chair*

12-07-2005, 23:48:53
When conversing on the web it is allowed to use the acronym lol, which stands for Laughs Out Loud, to denote amusement. This applies even in a conversation with peoplein front of whom you would feel uncomfortable guffawing if the conversation were not on the internet.

13-07-2005, 08:43:40
here it stands for Learning On Line... lol!

13-07-2005, 09:25:53
What, on CG?

I thought people thought I was funny but actually I'm just educational.

13-07-2005, 09:49:55
We don't need no Educashun !