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The Higgelhoff
12-07-2005, 20:30:10
Unfortunately Asher this thread isn't full of cock talk.

Venom stated that The Norks was on of the three biggests dicks of the forum. The question is, who are the other two.

A poll was called for - here it is!

Oerdin
12-07-2005, 20:35:02
I think Matt is a fucking dick for leaving me off the list. :angry:

The Higgelhoff
12-07-2005, 20:35:43
Noooooooooooooo - I used Nav's Poly list he posted a few days ago. :(

Oerdin
12-07-2005, 20:36:47
No worries, mate. ;)

Fistandantilus
12-07-2005, 20:37:01
How the hell a complete wuss like Funko made that list? I'm disappointed

The Higgelhoff
12-07-2005, 20:37:53
A poll without funko is like a gay without aids.

Oerdin
12-07-2005, 20:41:25
Or a German without a beer gut.

Venom
12-07-2005, 20:42:08
How am I not on that list?

Venom
12-07-2005, 20:42:45
I guess this was the only way Higgs could guarantee his much wanted spot on this poll.

jsorense
12-07-2005, 20:44:40
Own goal. :rolleyes:

Oerdin
12-07-2005, 20:44:54
This poll is proof positive that Matt is as lazy as the rest of us. Serves him right for trying to show off and be productive.

Venom Fan Club
12-07-2005, 20:46:05
Originally posted by Venom
How am I not on that list?

Because we love you, sweety :heart:

Tizzy
12-07-2005, 20:46:18
Rubbish poll

Venom
12-07-2005, 20:46:22
Definitely a terrible list for this contest. Many contenders are missing, and many people listed are major lurkers or have disappeared.

Venom
12-07-2005, 20:47:10
Originally posted by Venom Fan Club
Because we love you, sweety :heart:

They're back!!!!!

Chris
12-07-2005, 20:51:58
Ha ha, I lead, suckers!

The Higgelhoff
12-07-2005, 20:58:44
Originally posted by Venom
Definitely a terrible list for this contest. Many contenders are missing, and many people listed are major lurkers or have disappeared.

Which contenders?

Fistandantilus
12-07-2005, 21:04:01
Darkstar comes to mind :p

Venom
12-07-2005, 21:11:58
Yeah, darkstar, hellokitty, laz, protein, nils, cruddy (a darkhorse in the race), me, devils halo, Aredhran, Tizzy.

Tizzy
12-07-2005, 21:12:54
OG TV4Fun

Venom
12-07-2005, 21:14:12
Shhhhhh.

Venom
12-07-2005, 21:16:49
Then there's Gary and that god damn text and smiley threading ways of his.

Lurker the Second
12-07-2005, 21:19:32
It doesn't even include the self-admitted firm pariah, Italicsboy.

Venom
12-07-2005, 21:24:38
He must have ass fucked Higgsy and he forgot.

The Higgelhoff
12-07-2005, 21:31:38
It just goes to prove there are more than 32 twats on the forum. A poll would be inconclusive.

Or we could hire Walruskdskjdoaifjdik to get some kind of 16 round competition.

Tizzy
12-07-2005, 21:37:32
It just goes to prove you didn't pick the biggest twats

Venom
12-07-2005, 21:37:57
Or that pre-soaked twat Debaser. Could be him.

You could have taken out LR because ghosts are more visible than her. Dashi, Mr G, Drekkus, and Vincent on the grounds that they're retarded but also dickless.

Diss
12-07-2005, 22:39:37
what do I have to do to get on this list?

Cruddy
12-07-2005, 22:40:47
Become more proficient at data crime.

dv8ed
12-07-2005, 22:51:21
This poll needs a 'select all' option.

Funko
12-07-2005, 22:58:46
Is it Funkodrom and MikeH?

Diss
12-07-2005, 23:06:00
and women can't be dicks

Funko
12-07-2005, 23:06:32
Of course they can.

Funko
12-07-2005, 23:08:08
I call Tizzy a dick all the time.






When I say all the time... occasionally. Only when she is a dick.








which obviously is hardly ever.





Come to think of it maybe it's me just trying to get out of something I've done.









So maybe I'm the dick.




Ok. You're right.

Tizzy
12-07-2005, 23:09:35
Good, I'm glad we're agreed.

Funko
12-07-2005, 23:12:46
You dick. :p

Tizzy
12-07-2005, 23:15:21
Totally missing the point, as always :rolleyes:

Funko
12-07-2005, 23:16:39
Blah

Greg W
13-07-2005, 00:31:50
Goddammit, I didn't even make the list. :cry:

Fistandantilus
13-07-2005, 00:34:49
... and there are dutch in there.. how sad is that Greg? :p

Greg W
13-07-2005, 00:35:42
Goddammit, I'll have to have that surgery if the Dutch have bigger dicks than me. :cry:

Provost Harrison
13-07-2005, 00:41:18
I seem to have attracted some attention for some unknown reason...

Greg W
13-07-2005, 00:46:11
Why am I suddenly picturing Terrence and Phillip:
"You're a dick"
"You're a dick"
"You're a dick"
"You're a dick"

protein
13-07-2005, 01:05:31
Oh man, I could have won this one. :(

Sir Penguin
13-07-2005, 03:49:09
I voted for all the Canadians: me, KH, nye, Asher, and Lurker. It's a shame Venom wasn't an option.

SP

Oerdin
13-07-2005, 03:59:47
Yeah, Canadians are dicks.

BigGameHunter
13-07-2005, 05:29:24
I think we need to define "dick" in order to make an informed decision. To me, a dick is one part pompous, one part mean and one part sneery/sarcastic.
If I work on my mean a little bit more, I think I could be in the running.

KrazyHorse@home
13-07-2005, 05:39:35
Originally posted by Oerdin
Yeah, Canadians are dicks.

yup. fucking wannabe aemricnas bitches cocksuckers.
I voted for kraxyhorse, that piece of shit.

Asher
13-07-2005, 05:58:12
A winner is me!

KrazyHorse@home
13-07-2005, 05:58:49
can't believe i'm only tie for 4th

notyoueither
13-07-2005, 07:37:08
Damn. I'm behind Sir Penguin.

Fuck you, people.

mr.G
13-07-2005, 07:38:48
Originally posted by Venom
I guess this was the only way Higgs could guarantee his much wanted spot on this poll. his frensh nephew "Higglehoff"

Nav
13-07-2005, 09:54:23
I see Tizzy and Zmama are the most loved (or feared).

Who did LR piss off! ;)

Funko
13-07-2005, 10:03:40
I can't believe how few votes Ming has

I just voted for myself.

fp
13-07-2005, 10:40:11
I voted for everbody. I assumed everyone would.

Funko
13-07-2005, 10:40:37
Nah, too many options to click them all and we're all lazy.

Venom
13-07-2005, 13:07:52
BGH's definition of dick is good. We're going with that.

Vincent
13-07-2005, 15:25:00
I voted for me.

Chris
13-07-2005, 16:10:43
I was winning early, now Asher is blowing my doors off.

What a gyp.

Funko
13-07-2005, 16:11:20
He's trying a lot harder though.

Venom
13-07-2005, 16:14:29
Chris is really hated by a lot of the French loving bastards here though. He could still pull it out.

Chris
13-07-2005, 16:14:53
There is no try, there is only do, or do not.

Vincent
13-07-2005, 16:16:16
Chris is some kind of REALLY REALLY fuzzy pink teddy bear to me

Chris
13-07-2005, 16:16:30
Originally posted by Venom
Chris is really hated by a lot of the French loving bastards here though. He could still pull it out. I really need the german vote to pull it out.

Damn bastards can't even be counted on to attack you anymore, what a world we have.

Peaceful germans.

Bah.

Chris
13-07-2005, 16:17:20
Originally posted by Vincent
Chris is some kind of REALLY REALLY fuzzy pink teddy bear to me My failure is complete. :cry:

Walrus Feeder
13-07-2005, 16:48:17
The deflector shield will still be up when your friends arrive.

Chris
13-07-2005, 16:59:29
Your over confidence is your weakness.

Funko
13-07-2005, 16:59:53
You're reading the wrong lines.

Venom
13-07-2005, 17:00:47
Totally ruining the movie, assholes!

Funko
13-07-2005, 17:01:50
They are being Ewok-esque

Venom
13-07-2005, 17:03:02
God damn Jar-Jars.

Funko
13-07-2005, 17:03:26
Jar-Jar heads

Chris
13-07-2005, 17:07:06
Such conformity, Funko and Venom are the dicks of the forum!

Venom
13-07-2005, 17:07:14
And their midichlorian ways.

Chris
13-07-2005, 17:10:47
I have no idea what that means.

zmama
14-07-2005, 02:28:05
Originally posted by Vincent
I voted for me.

I voted for you too

notyoueither
14-07-2005, 06:09:41
Yarr! KH is within reach!

Assholes!

mr.G
14-07-2005, 07:43:10
Tizzy 3 1.53%

I'll bet you're all afraid