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Oerdin
12-07-2005, 10:01:42
Now that's an ugly dog.

http://www.heraldandnews.com/content/articles/2005/07/05/breaking_news/breakinguglydog.jpg



"World's Ugliest Dog" Sam wins again

Published July 5, 2005

The owners of the other contestants in this year's World's Ugliest Dog Contest may have thought their pooches had a chance - until they saw Sam.

The 14-year-old pedigreed Chinese crested recently won the Sonoma-Marin Fair contest for the third consecutive time, and it's no surprise.

The tiny dog has no hair, except for a yellowish-white tuft erupting from his head. His wrinkled brown skin is covered with splotches, a line of warts marches down his snout, his blind eyes are an alien, milky white and a fleshy flap of skin hangs from his withered neck.

He's so ugly even the judges recoiled when he was placed on the judging table, said proud owner, Susie Lockheed, of Santa Barbara.

''People are always horrified when I kiss him. He may turn into a prince yet. He's definitely a toad,'' she said. ''I always thought he'd be great on greeting cards or on a commercial for Rogaine.''

http://www.heraldandnews.com/articles/2005/07/05/breaking_news/breakinguglydog.txt

Funko
12-07-2005, 10:03:39
That is an ugly dog - FACT!

mr.G
12-07-2005, 10:08:22
Not hot - FACT!

Provost Harrison
12-07-2005, 11:01:16
Ughhh, I can't even look at the thing :eek:

Funko
12-07-2005, 11:01:36
That's not a dog it's a puppet from Gremlins.

Provost Harrison
12-07-2005, 11:02:40
It certainly looks like it.

Venom
12-07-2005, 13:05:53
She put that dog's cage on top of the mircowave- FACT!

protein
12-07-2005, 13:07:27
aw bless. :)

Provost Harrison
12-07-2005, 13:07:41
I was eating a banana when I reopened this thread and almost puked it up...I really cannot look at the thing it is that hideous...

alsieboo
12-07-2005, 16:10:18
I wish I had eyes like that

Venom
12-07-2005, 16:15:56
So you could be blind?

paiktis22
12-07-2005, 16:17:59
Masturbate ceaslessly.

Venom
12-07-2005, 16:32:32
Doesn't work. I can still see.

mr.G
12-07-2005, 17:22:17
what?

Tizzy
12-07-2005, 17:22:57
Everything

paiktis22
12-07-2005, 17:23:10
ah see? that's why we all write in a forum.

mr.G
12-07-2005, 17:27:57
what?

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
12-07-2005, 18:41:01
I am never going to Santa Barbara.

The Higgelhoff
12-07-2005, 18:44:42
It's a rat not a dog.

Oerdin
12-07-2005, 18:45:57
I lived there for four years. It's a nice town... but there are some ugly dogs there. :nervous:

Diss
12-07-2005, 22:40:59
barf

Diss
12-07-2005, 22:41:40
I had an even more disgusting thought.

What if the woman had sex with this dog. what would that look like?

jsorense
12-07-2005, 22:42:31
Originally posted by Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
I am never going to Santa Barbara. :bounce: Praise Jesus!:bounce:

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
13-07-2005, 03:00:55
And that ugly dog is the price you pay. Bargain!

jsorense
13-07-2005, 03:58:44
You're telling me?
No, I'm telling you.
Its worth it to keep some of the riff-raff out of here.:coolgrin:

Oerdin
13-07-2005, 04:00:59
That little gremlin dog sure does a lot of good. ;)

Diss
13-07-2005, 08:31:15
maybe I'll make that my new avatar

mr.G
13-07-2005, 08:44:44
pleezzz don't

Diss
13-07-2005, 08:46:21
okay, I'll use it as an avatar over at poly instead. too bad I don't have plus, so I could subject them to an even bigger version.

mr.G
13-07-2005, 08:47:30
yaaay sare those fokkers

who let the dog out whoo whoo whoo