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The Norks
11-07-2005, 21:38:39
this is a thraed for eveeryhone who is drunkended and breakended up. Funko and toizzycan fuch right off

:rolleyes: whatever you fiubckkers

The Norks
11-07-2005, 21:41:15
oh yes-[ I just discovered the bottloe of greek ouzo at the bottoj of the bowl cupboaurd

The Norks
11-07-2005, 21:41:46
je suis fucking wasted

Venom
11-07-2005, 21:42:38
Yeah and I don't know anything from my vantage point in New York.

Venom
11-07-2005, 21:44:56
So basically I mean Awwww, poor Norks. And by awwww I mean :lol: and by :lol: I mean welcome to the club.

The Norks
11-07-2005, 21:47:13
no you dont fucko
all you know is the best way to secure a whore on 5 dollars while telling her you have only one ball. (ping pong challenge)

Venom
11-07-2005, 21:50:37
Actually I only know that hookers will give me a %50 rebate just so they can leave early.

paiktis22
11-07-2005, 21:52:56
aiee... ouzo straight up with no food kills you. that's how i like it as well. :D

The Norks
11-07-2005, 21:55:37
Originally posted by Venom
So basically I mean Awwww, poor Norks. And by awwww I mean :lol: and by :lol: I mean welcome to the club.

looks at venom

Venom
11-07-2005, 22:03:34
You like-a da juice?

You like-a da juice.

Chris
11-07-2005, 22:39:25
Fucko sounds way to much like Funko.

Beta1
11-07-2005, 22:58:52
Originally posted by The Norks
this is a thraed for eveeryhone who is drunkended and breakended up. Funko and toizzycan fuch right off

:rolleyes: whatever you fiubckkers

*hug*

[obscure sitcom reference]

remember there's plenty more fish in the toilet.

[/obscure sitcom reference]

Provost Harrison
11-07-2005, 23:09:06
Originally posted by The Norks
je suis fucking wasted

Not only did you construct a verb successfully in a different language but your spelling was correct. I don't believe you are really drunk for one minute :p

Provost Harrison
11-07-2005, 23:09:42
Originally posted by The Norks
this is a thraed for eveeryhone who is drunkended and breakended up. Funko and toizzycan fuch right off

:rolleyes: whatever you fiubckkers

Welcome to my life, sweetie :p

The Norks
11-07-2005, 23:16:14
yeah darlingk i feel like a lonely fishk, and that klazy carp face dont help none

The Norks
11-07-2005, 23:16:46
fuck moi he suis drunk

Provost Harrison
11-07-2005, 23:32:29
Now you're trying too hard to fluff your French ;)

It's Papa Lazarou...never seen The League Of Gentlemen?

Asher
12-07-2005, 01:21:26
Is Norks the fat slut dating the ugly stupid military boy?

DevilsH@lo
12-07-2005, 01:28:09
You tell me you insignificant fucking shithead, you are after all the one using her quote as a sig. FUCKTARD!!!

Asher
12-07-2005, 01:30:13
I'll take that as a yes.

I'm hoping you two never had a child.

Greg W
12-07-2005, 01:30:20
Damn, since I have to go to work soon I don't fit the drunkended part. :(

Greg W
12-07-2005, 01:31:18
Oh, and Asher, stop trolling and grow up a bit.

DevilsH@lo
12-07-2005, 01:31:34
Originally posted by Asher
I'll take that as a yes.

I'm hoping you two never had a child.

Yeah and thank fuck you're gay, so the world need never worry about that abomination also.

Asher
12-07-2005, 01:39:00
Originally posted by Greg W
Oh, and Asher, stop trolling and grow up a bit.

Oh, they're both bitches and will be treated as such.

Asher
12-07-2005, 01:40:06
Originally posted by DevilsH@lo
Yeah and thank fuck you're gay, so the world need never worry about that abomination also.
Please, the last thing the world needs is more people like me.

The world would implode and all men would turn gay when seduced by my children.

Immortal Wombat
12-07-2005, 01:58:58
Originally posted by Asher
Please, the last thing the world needs is more people like me.
QFT

Asher
12-07-2005, 02:13:47
I like being unique. :beer:

Spartak
12-07-2005, 06:10:19
Fuck off out of this thread Asher. Don't stir up trouble.

Asher
12-07-2005, 06:20:43
They say that breaking up is hard to do.

Now I know, I know that it's true..

Oerdin
12-07-2005, 07:07:19
Originally posted by The Norks
oh yes-[ I just discovered the bottloe of greek ouzo at the bottoj of the bowl cupboaurd

OI! Ouzo can be some rough stuff. :gasmaske:

Beta1
12-07-2005, 08:28:33
whatever happened to the ignore button by each of ashers posts?

Provost Harrison
12-07-2005, 10:59:15
I see Asher's aspergers is again showing itself...

MDA
12-07-2005, 11:43:52
Its OK to be a complete dick to someone if you think you're better than they are.

Righteous! :rolleyes:

Funko
12-07-2005, 11:44:50
Asher's just an unpleasant individual.

MDA
12-07-2005, 11:45:56
only sometimes, but I'm always a hypocrite

mr.G
12-07-2005, 12:21:24
comes with being american isn't it?

Provost Harrison
12-07-2005, 12:33:59
Well he's Canadian but I believe he has a lot of American in him...

...at least I think that was his boyfriends nationality ;)

Venom
12-07-2005, 13:04:52
I agree with Asher.

mr.G
12-07-2005, 13:10:38
:lol:

MOBIUS
12-07-2005, 13:29:18
Is this true? Is it a wind-up? What about the house? What about the hampsters!!?:eek:

Greg W
12-07-2005, 13:33:29
Yeah, 'tis true...

MOBIUS
12-07-2005, 13:36:10
Well, just as long as it's amicable then...

Asher
12-07-2005, 14:51:42
Originally posted by MDA
Its OK to be a complete dick to someone if you think you're better than they are.

Righteous! :rolleyes:

Not that I'm better than them, but they've both been assholes to me so I like to return the favor.

Especially in such an attention-whoring "look imaaa druaank and caaaannnt typpppe animoore" thread that 12 year olds are likely to do. :beer:

mr.G
12-07-2005, 14:54:30
Originally posted by Asher
Not that I'm better than them, but they've both been assholes to me so I like to return the favor.how come a lot of gay ppl are rather rancorous?

alsieboo
12-07-2005, 14:59:30
ooh mr g used a big word

Asher
12-07-2005, 15:00:30
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
I see Asher's aspergers is again showing itself...

This is the 2nd time you've used that exact phrase recently, and the 2nd time you've used it wildly incorrectly.

If anything this is example of anti-social behavior, not aspergers.

I'd recommend you find out what Aspergers is, rather than throwing it around mindlessly and hoping it sticks somewhere: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aspergers

Venom
12-07-2005, 15:05:28
Once again, Asher does make a pretty good point. Norks has made an attempt to piss on everyone here who doesn't agree with her on everything. I don't see why he has to suck up to her.

After all, this is CG everyone gets made fun of for everything. Well, at least they used to.

protein
12-07-2005, 15:07:09
Most people are able to gather a whole host of information about other people's emotional states. Persons with autism are relatively deficient in this ability

check

Asperger's syndrome can involve an intense and obsessive level of focus on things of interest

check

Particularly common interests are means of transport, computers, and dinosaurs.

check, check, fail

They may display a distinctive 'waddling' or 'mincing' gait when they walk

:lol:

Venom
12-07-2005, 15:08:44
I think I have Asperger's syndrome. :(

Asher
12-07-2005, 15:09:31
Protein: I can understand people's emotional states fine, the fact that I don't care about certain people's emotional states is something completely different...

And the rest involves me being good with computers. ;)

Venom
12-07-2005, 15:12:12
I'm pretty sure I have undiagnosed Asperger's.

Nills Lagerbaak
12-07-2005, 15:15:01
Where di that "mincing" gait quote come from?! I refuse to believe it came from a reputable medical journal.

Debaser
12-07-2005, 15:19:01
Originally posted by Nills Lagerbaak
Where di that "mincing" gait quote come from?! I refuse to believe it came from a reputable medical journal.

That bit cut a bit close to the proverbial bone did it?

Nills Lagerbaak
12-07-2005, 15:20:01
Hmm, I'm sure symptoms vary from person to person

Asher
12-07-2005, 15:24:09
Originally posted by Venom
I'm pretty sure I have undiagnosed Asperger's.

I'm pretty sure it's overdiagnosed.

Let's not get distracted here, the point is Rich, of all people, is accusing other people of various social disorders, when he's the virgin in his late 20s with no end in sight.

Venom
12-07-2005, 15:24:45
It would explain a lot in my case.

Chris
12-07-2005, 15:38:43
I hate asparagus, vile weed.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
12-07-2005, 16:07:50
Spargelzeit!

paiktis22
12-07-2005, 16:09:13
Never eat an undiagnozed asparagus

Chris
12-07-2005, 16:11:09
Brocoli I can handle, but not asparagus.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
12-07-2005, 16:13:36
Another James Bond movie?

Nills Lagerbaak
12-07-2005, 16:17:32
Asparagus is my favourite vegetable. Gently sauteed in a little butter - delicious.

The Norks
12-07-2005, 16:23:51
Originally posted by Venom
Once again, Asher does make a pretty good point. Norks has made an attempt to piss on everyone here who doesn't agree with her on everything. I don't see why he has to suck up to her.

After all, this is CG everyone gets made fun of for everything. Well, at least they used to.

Venom I couldn't give a flying fuck what you pair of goons think of me, but if you want to talk about pissing on people look to yourself first- you're the one trying to take pot shots at me when I'm having a difficult time, presumably to make yourself feel like the big man. I've noticed you insulting me a lot lately, for what reason I'm not sure, it doesnt seem to be specific, but you must be very insecure, just like your pal Asher. Notice that I don't follow you two round insulting you just because I have a general dislike for you. In fact I've ignored Asher for about a year now. And out of common decency if nothing else I would leave you alone if you were clearly upset. It says a lot about you that you can't and that you think its 'fun' to kick someone while they're down.

I think you've both made your nasty personality traits and desperate need for insulting and picking on people very clear, so there's no need to discuss it further. I'm sure everyone has drawn their own conclusions.

:rolleyes:

Immortal Wombat
12-07-2005, 16:24:52
I drew mine in MSPaint.

Funko
12-07-2005, 16:25:25
Venom insults everyone all the time. It's his thing.

Chris
12-07-2005, 16:26:24
Originally posted by Nills Lagerbaak
Asparagus is my favourite vegetable. Gently sauteed in a little butter - delicious. Never much cared for them myself.

But then, i also like spinich, and most people don't.

Venom
12-07-2005, 16:27:14
You clearly don't know anything about what I am on this forum. Basically, lighten the fuck up. In general. You've been a drag on this forum since you got here.

And I'd never expect special behavior. Any problem I had sure wouldn't be shared here because I know exactly what kind of target I've made myself and I've come to expect the jokes from this place. Once upon a time CG used to be fun.Too many serious pukes like you here now for that.

Nills Lagerbaak
12-07-2005, 16:27:48
Well, me not real clever, but I reckons that real stoopid

The Norks
12-07-2005, 16:30:18
Originally posted by Nills Lagerbaak
Hmm, I'm sure symptoms vary from person to person

my brother and I have a friend with undiagnosed but obvious asperger's and he seems normal at first, very polite, but he is very obsessive about things, and can't pick up emotional cues etc. He also lies compulsively about really dumb things.

On the flipside he can be a comedy genius and a genuinely nice & helpful guy, he's actually improved as he's got older too, but we worry that he'll end up homeless one day or say the wrong thing to the wrong person as he's not the best at coping with real life situations like work so we kind of look after him as a group. Its a weird disorder.

The Norks
12-07-2005, 16:34:07
Originally posted by Venom
You clearly don't know anything about what I am on this forum. Basically, lighten the fuck up. In general. You've been a drag on this forum since you got here.

And I'd never expect special behavior. Any problem I had sure wouldn't be shared here because I know exactly what kind of target I've made myself and I've come to expect the jokes from this place. Once upon a time CG used to be fun.Too many serious pukes like you here now for that.

I see, I'm the problem and not your attitude- my need for a bit of venting and support is interfering with your fun. Nice logic.
You're a bully Venom.
Everyone else has been really supportive of me and of other people having problems which is another aspect of this forum. If you don't like this thread fuck off out of it!! You are not compelled to post nasty stuff to upset people in attempt to 'lighten them up'. You do it because you're a dick.

Venom
12-07-2005, 16:37:11
I just think if Asher wants to pile on you, you've done more than your fair share of shit talking and stomping to give him that right. You're one of the three biggest dicks on the forum. You act like everything you say is a great work of literature and it's not. You're not special. And you don't know shit about me as evidenced by your complete lack of understanding about Venom.

In essence, I can take the shit thrown at me because I don't think I'm special. I know I've made myself a target. And I think it's funny. That's not a bully. That's someone talking shit with his friends and having fun.

The Norks
12-07-2005, 16:43:55
hmm interesting, because Asher started the fighting, so i'm not very interested in that justification.

I don't think I'm special at all- you're just talking shit and piling on more insults to cover up the fact that you're a bully. You crossed the line from harmless insults and jokes, to nastiness. At least have the balls to own up to it.

I'm not interested in your opinion of me, or 'understanding you'- you can get a therapist for that.

Funko
12-07-2005, 16:44:22
I guess some of us get you better than others. I find a good slating by Venom cheers me up when I'm down about something. :)

Funko
12-07-2005, 16:47:46
x-post

Venom
12-07-2005, 16:48:52
I'm no bully. I'm what CG used to be. People having fun making jokes at other people's expenses. As a matter of fact, I probably "bully" myself more than I bully anyone else. Once upon a time I (and probably others) would have told you to go someplace else if you didn't like the jokes because that's what the place is. Maybe times are changing. Maybe this place isn't about that anymore. Maybe it's a junior poly. Maybe I'm past my sell by date.

If you think I'm being nasty. Too bad. Lighten up. Take a look at the shit TV4Fun and others get and then try and understand what I, and the forum, am about.

Chris
12-07-2005, 16:49:46
Originally posted by Funko
I guess some of us get you better than others. I find a good slating by Venom cheers me up when I'm down about something. :) You just want him to wear those assless leather pants again that he had on when you guys shared that room in NZ.

paiktis22
12-07-2005, 16:50:12
asher is just an abnoxius little shit, no offense and no empathy and with respect to his technological knowledge.
venom is fun, in his own special automatic shotgun way

The Norks
12-07-2005, 16:50:21
I find a lot of Venom's comments amusing but there's a line between saying something funny and being deliberately hurtful and i am pretty clear on where that line is, even if he isn't.

there's no need for anyone on this forum to be doing that, even to people they dont like, but if they do *shrug* they're a dick.

The Mad Monk
12-07-2005, 16:50:26
Originally posted by Funko
I guess some of us get you better than others. I find a good slating by Venom cheers me up when I'm down about something. :)

*nods*

Funko
12-07-2005, 16:51:34
Originally posted by The Norks
there's no need for anyone on this forum to be doing that, even to people they dont like, but if they do *shrug* they're a dick.

Oh he's definitely a dick. :lol:

Chris
12-07-2005, 16:52:33
Yes..yes he is.

Venom
12-07-2005, 16:53:37
Oh no! I've been called dick! That's hurtful! I'm hurt!

The Norks
12-07-2005, 16:54:02
Originally posted by Venom
I'm no bully. I'm what CG used to be. People having fun making jokes at other people's expenses. As a matter of fact, I probably "bully" myself more than I bully anyone else. Once upon a time I (and probably others) would have told you to go someplace else if you didn't like the jokes because that's what the place is. Maybe times are changing. Maybe this place isn't about that anymore. Maybe it's a junior poly. Maybe I'm past my sell by date.

If you think I'm being nasty. Too bad. Lighten up. Take a look at the shit TV4Fun and others get and then try and understand what I, and the forum, am about.

Venom this isnt about my lack of a sense of humour or a general disintegration of what you think the site is, its about the very specific comments you've made about DH and I splitting up. You weren't trying to be funny, you were kicking me while I was down, so dont change your argument from 'I have the right' to 'I was joking'.

If you don't like the site anymore why don't *you* go elsewhere?

Venom
12-07-2005, 16:55:10
You're all cum guzzling bitches.

There. I feel better.

The Norks
12-07-2005, 16:55:43
now thats funny

Tizzy
12-07-2005, 16:56:47
Originally posted by Venom
You're all cum guzzling bitches.

There. I feel better.

Is that the best you can do?
Maybe you are getting past your sell by date.

Venom
12-07-2005, 16:57:30
Originally posted by The Norks
Venom this isnt about my lack of a sense of humour or a general disintegration of what you think the site is, its about the very specific comments you've made about DH and I splitting up. You weren't trying to be funny, you were kicking me while I was down, so dont change your argument from 'I have the right' to 'I was joking'.

If you don't like the site anymore why don't *you* go elsewhere?

I don't think I've ever not been joking. Don't get it? Too bad. I'm not going PC on your behalf.

Venom
12-07-2005, 16:58:06
Originally posted by Tizzy
Is that the best you can do?
Maybe you are getting past your sell by date.

I do smell kinda bad.

zmama
12-07-2005, 16:59:54
:applause:

Chris
12-07-2005, 17:01:01
Originally posted by Venom
I do smell kinda bad. "Kinda?"

Venom
12-07-2005, 17:01:03
Originally posted by The Norks
Venom this isnt about my lack of a sense of humour or a general disintegration of what you think the site is, its about the very specific comments you've made about DH and I splitting up. You weren't trying to be funny, you were kicking me while I was down, so dont change your argument from 'I have the right' to 'I was joking'.

Also, I think you're blending me and Asher together. Don't do that. I'm taller. Not as gay. And not as well dressed.

I said he has the right to hammer on you if he wants. You've made yourself a target. I like to think I was joking.

The Norks
12-07-2005, 17:01:50
well if you want to side with an idiot Venom, its your choice. If you think saying things like 'there is no you and DH anymore' is humorous, good for you. There's a time and a place for these things, and a week into a painful break up is neither.

I've been on here long enough to know the difference between a direct insult and a joke, so don't try that one on me.

Anyway, this is getting boring so lets call it quits.

Funko
12-07-2005, 17:03:53
Originally posted by Venom
I don't think I've ever not been joking. Don't get it? Too bad. I'm not going PC on your behalf.

A PC Venom? :eek:

Nooooooooooooo!!!

Venom
12-07-2005, 17:05:25
So "'there is no you and DH anymore" is a scathing, hurtful insult when it's an actual event that you, yourself, publicized? That makes no sense.

Venom
12-07-2005, 17:06:47
Originally posted by The Norks

I've been on here long enough to know the difference between a direct insult and a joke, so don't try that one on me.


You're making it really obvious that you actually haven't, and don't. Unless it's about someone else. You seem to be ok watching someone else get insulted. That reeks of egotism.

The Higgelhoff
12-07-2005, 17:10:17
PC Venom would have a small nightstick.

The Norks
12-07-2005, 17:13:49
Originally posted by Venom
So "'there is no you and DH anymore" is a scathing, hurtful insult when it's an actual event that you, yourself, publicized? That makes no sense.

you think i need you rubbing it in do you? And as i said at the time you know fuck all about the situation.

and yes I can very clearly tell when you are digging at someone and when you are joking. My brother has a far sicker sense of humour than you so don't think I haven't heard it all before. You aren't some special comedian.

Funko
12-07-2005, 17:16:44
I thought he was joking with that comment.

JM^3
12-07-2005, 17:17:56
if it's a painful breakup then get back together..

unless someone did something unforgiveable, involving hoopsex or something...

JM

mr.G
12-07-2005, 17:18:37
Originally posted by The Norks
You aren't some special comedian. jes jes he is funny and all and jes.

The Norks
12-07-2005, 17:18:41
Originally posted by Venom
You're making it really obvious that you actually haven't, and don't. Unless it's about someone else. You seem to be ok watching someone else get insulted. That reeks of egotism.

I have no problem with you making jokes at my expense Venom, and this is the one time I have reacted to it, so dont try and make out that its only when you do it to me, or that I'm all touchy. As I said, you picked the wrong idiot to side with and the wrong time and place.

If someone else gets the special honour of your insults, its up to them to defend themselves, I'm not the caped crusader.

And while I accept this is your sense of humour, you must also accept that not everyone will find what you say funny or appropriate all the time.

MoSe
12-07-2005, 17:21:10
Originally posted by Tizzy
sell by date.

that's the only dates he can get

The Norks
12-07-2005, 17:23:03
Originally posted by JM^3
if it's a painful breakup then get back together..

unless someone did something unforgiveable, involving hoopsex or something...

JM

if only life was that simple

MoSe
12-07-2005, 17:30:35
someone sang "love is wonderful, the second time around"
don't trust'em
it's a mystification, a travesty
you'll sign in for your worst life disillusion and bitter sorrow


:D

mr.G
12-07-2005, 17:30:51
Norks, it's just a relationship.... not the death of your favourite musquito or something

JM^3
12-07-2005, 17:35:20
Originally posted by The Norks
if only life was that simple

honestly I think that there is a lot to relationships I don't understand...

JM

Venom
12-07-2005, 17:38:47
Originally posted by The Norks
And while I accept this is your sense of humour, you must also accept that not everyone will find what you say funny or appropriate all the time.

That is very so. And I do accept. You still shouldn't flip out about it. Though I'm starting to think that may be your MO or your natural defense mechanism. The Spitting Cobra method of defense.

Maybe we should start a poll about whether I was joking or not. Or maybe a Joke Vs Scathing Insult thread that's so popular. See who's right and wrong here. If the masses say it they found it be an insult I can accept that. If the masses say it was a joke, can you admit your wrongness?

Lazarus and the Gimp
12-07-2005, 17:39:18
Well, what do you know? Everyone's menstrual cycle has synchronised.

Even Ashers.

Lazarus and the Gimp
12-07-2005, 17:41:57
Originally posted by Venom
I'm pretty sure I have undiagnosed Asperger's.

It's hardly surprising it's undiagnosed, seeing as it's totally eclipsed by the psychopathy and sociopathy. Which clinical psychologist would be brave enough to test for it?

Venom
12-07-2005, 17:43:42
Maybe a robot psychologist with extra chainsaw arms and a kevlar body.

Beta1
12-07-2005, 17:46:36
Originally posted by paiktis22
asher is just an abnoxius little shit, no offense and no empathy and with respect to his technological knowledge.
venom is fun, in his own special automatic shotgun way

^ what he said

Oerdin
12-07-2005, 17:54:25
Originally posted by Funko
Venom insults everyone all the time. It's his thing.

He just wouldn't be Venom if he didn't plus I think he fills some sort of ecological nitch here at CG. He's like a dung beatle; sure, every one thinks they're nasty but boy does the crap pile up without them. :beer:

Lurker the Second
12-07-2005, 17:54:51
I think everyone would agree that Venom is a joke.

Venom
12-07-2005, 17:58:45
Are you asking for another hip replacement?

Lurker the Second
12-07-2005, 18:01:40
That was a joke, dumbass.

Venom
12-07-2005, 18:04:20
That was vintage Venom. What's your problem fuckface? Can't tell a joke when you see one?

mr.G
12-07-2005, 18:08:06
Joke is a girl's name in HOLLAND, das lachen

fp
12-07-2005, 18:13:02
I'd like to know who Venom thinks are the other two biggest dicks on the forum. We need more people to be upset in this thread.

Oerdin
12-07-2005, 18:15:19
Does she get laughed at alot?

mr.G
12-07-2005, 18:18:00
Lance?

Asher
12-07-2005, 18:22:01
Oh boo fucking hoo, I broke up with my boyfriend so I'm going to make a childish look-at-me-I'm-drunk thread and get upset when people I've dished shit out to mock my heartbreak.

You've come to the wrong forum to whine for attention and boy problems, my dear.

Asher
12-07-2005, 18:23:23
Originally posted by Venom
That is very so. And I do accept. You still shouldn't flip out about it. Though I'm starting to think that may be your MO or your natural defense mechanism. The Spitting Cobra method of defense.
It's called being a drama queen.

MDA
12-07-2005, 18:28:54
None of you guys compare to Trip in his heyday.

Asher
12-07-2005, 18:32:24
I hate Trip also, FWIW.

Immortal Wombat
12-07-2005, 18:32:40
Originally posted by fp
I'd like to know who Venom thinks are the other two biggest dicks on the forum. We need more people to be upset in this thread.
Clearly a poll is in order. I can't narrow it down to less than three.

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
12-07-2005, 18:34:44
Originally posted by Chris
Never much cared for them myself.

But then, i also like spinich, and most people don't.

it sucks if you cook it wrong. It's quite nice raw and fresh.

Venom
12-07-2005, 18:38:09
Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
Clearly a poll is in order. I can't narrow it down to less than three.

Make a poll then. You should be able to get 32 options. That should cover the majority of possibilities.

The Higgelhoff
12-07-2005, 18:39:36
Hopefully I'm in that list or I'll be grossly unimpressed.

Venom
12-07-2005, 18:43:57
The old you would have been, but fatherhood has turned you into a pussy.

Lurker the Second
12-07-2005, 18:46:11
That's what happens when your balls get cut off.

The Higgelhoff
12-07-2005, 18:48:21
You are the pussy hiding behind the Venom login. You aren't fat/short/ugly etc... you're just an average guy like everyone else.

You are like us. There! Have that!

Lurker the Second
12-07-2005, 18:49:31
I don't know what I did to deserve that. :(

The Higgelhoff
12-07-2005, 18:50:16
:lol:

Oerdin
12-07-2005, 18:52:52
Originally posted by The Higgelhoff

You are like us. There! Have that!

That's a horible thing to say to someone.

Venom
12-07-2005, 18:53:47
Yeah, you're hiding behind me Lurker. Easy to do. A baby elephant could hide behind me.

The Higgelhoff
12-07-2005, 18:54:04
I know.

The Higgelhoff
12-07-2005, 18:57:12
Originally posted by Venom
Yeah, you're hiding behind me Lurker. Easy to do. A baby elephant could hide behind me.

It's just an observation and in NO WAY do I want to get involved in an internet arguement but you say you always make fun of yourself - but you actually don't. You make fun of 'Venom' who is a 500lb loser who's armed up to the arse with heavy weapons and loves to kill. So technically you never make fun of yourself just an internet persona.

fp
12-07-2005, 19:00:17
That's right. In real life he's only 400lb.

Lazarus and the Gimp
12-07-2005, 19:03:01
Originally posted by Asher
I hate Trip also, FWIW.

Wow. You've got a lot of grudges. Do you use a database or spreadsheet to keep track of them?

I used to have loads, but after 2001 I stopped remembering them. Any bitchfight I've had since, I've probably forgotten. That loads to the odd occasion where somone greets me along the lines of...

"So....my arch-Nemesis- we meet again! But this time the advantage is mine! HA HA! HA HA HA HA Ha HA!

Only to be met with the following snappy comeback...

"Who are you?"

Venom
12-07-2005, 19:05:31
Originally posted by The Higgelhoff
It's just an observation and in NO WAY do I want to get involved in an internet arguement but you say you always make fun of yourself - but you actually don't. You make fun of 'Venom' who is a 500lb loser who's armed up to the arse with heavy weapons and loves to kill. So technically you never make fun of yourself just an internet persona.

And I'm armed to the teeth and love to kill. What's missing here?

The Higgelhoff
12-07-2005, 19:07:33
A chromosone.

Lazarus and the Gimp
12-07-2005, 19:07:34
Man-love.

Chris
12-07-2005, 19:08:29
Originally posted by Venom
And I'm armed to the teeth and love to kill. What's missing here? Interesting posts.

Venom
12-07-2005, 19:10:24
Originally posted by The Higgelhoff
A chromosone.

Are you trying to work your way into the poll?

The Higgelhoff
12-07-2005, 19:11:15
I'd rather be on the death list than a poll.

Chris
12-07-2005, 19:11:53
As if you aern't on both.

Immortal Wombat
12-07-2005, 19:16:52
Originally posted by Venom
What's missing here?
Darkstar.

The Higgelhoff
12-07-2005, 19:17:34
I took care of Bossman and I'll take care of you.

Immortal Wombat
12-07-2005, 19:20:52
There's the man-love then.

Oerdin
12-07-2005, 19:23:08
Where is Bossman anyway? Did that bastard leave forever?

Asher
12-07-2005, 19:23:59
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Wow. You've got a lot of grudges. Do you use a database or spreadsheet to keep track of them?

I can keep them in my head, thankfully.

I'm a very polar person, I like or don't like people. And I'm quick to judge, and so far I find it pretty accurate.

Venom
12-07-2005, 19:33:18
Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
There's the man-love then.

:lol:

MDA
12-07-2005, 19:34:25
Self fulfilling prophecy

x-posted

The Higgelhoff
12-07-2005, 19:36:32
There's nothing wrong with Asher, he says what he thinks and gives as good as he gets.

And I mean that in a completely non-sexual way.

Venom
12-07-2005, 19:38:00
MORE MAN LOVE!

MDA
12-07-2005, 19:39:27
He's OUR angry gay man.

KrazyHorse
12-07-2005, 19:44:42
Originally posted by Venom
You're one of the three biggest dicks on the forum

I hope I'm in that illustrious group too...

:beer:

Tizzy
12-07-2005, 20:00:17
Originally posted by fp
I'd like to know who Venom thinks are the other two biggest dicks on the forum. We need more people to be upset in this thread.

Enquiring minds need to know.
Can someone less lazy make the poll please?

Oerdin
12-07-2005, 20:01:11
OG! We are all lazy.

Tizzy
12-07-2005, 20:11:00
Some are less lazy than others.

Venom
12-07-2005, 20:23:33
I'm not one of those others.

Tizzy
12-07-2005, 20:29:21
Sure you are.

Chris
12-07-2005, 20:29:41
I'm to lazy to finish this po..

Venom
12-07-2005, 20:31:16
f ggj

Chris
12-07-2005, 20:34:10
Well I n

The Higgelhoff
12-07-2005, 20:34:45
I have surplus energy.

jsorense
12-07-2005, 20:41:39
Originally posted by MDA
None of you guys compare to Trip in his heyday. I agee, when Trip was still "Trippin' Daily" he was truely vicious. His 8-barreled flamethrower 2000 was hell to behold.:nervous:

Oerdin
12-07-2005, 20:43:16
That's been a while though.

jsorense
12-07-2005, 20:46:18
Yes, yes it has.

Debaser
12-07-2005, 21:38:44
This thread is fucking retarded (though quite funny in places). I thought the whole point of CG was that it was unmoderated, and anyone could say whatever they wanted. If you find yourself actually getting upset by what people have to say you shouldn't be posting here.

It's only a fucking internet message board...

Venom
12-07-2005, 21:44:57
God damn right.

Lurker the Second
12-07-2005, 21:49:27
Responding to that would require a serious post, so....

The Higgelhoff
12-07-2005, 21:49:39
VENOM!! You are so annoying tonight. If it's only an internet forum why do you try to preserve the whole 'old counterglow' thing you hold so dear?

Venom
12-07-2005, 21:56:52
I didn't say I hold it dear. I'm only saying how it used to be. I even went so far as to say I maybe didn't belong anymore because the forum had changed. How am I holding on? Not once have I said everyone should just make things like they were. Would I like things to go back to being fun all the time? Sure. Am I holding on to that? No.

Chris
12-07-2005, 21:58:24
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
Responding to that would require a serious post, so.... I seriously doubt you could be serious, seriously.

The Higgelhoff
12-07-2005, 21:59:40
My opinion, as worthless as it is, a forum is only as good as the people that post on it. An unmoderated forum can never stay a certain way, it forever changes and if a bunch of retards turn up then it's tough.

The Higgelhoff
12-07-2005, 22:02:22
Originally posted by Venom
I didn't say I hold it dear. I'm only saying how it used to be. I even went so far as to say I maybe didn't belong anymore because the forum had changed. How am I holding on? Not once have I said everyone should just make things like they were. Would I like things to go back to being fun all the time? Sure. Am I holding on to that? No.

I think you're looking back with Rose tinted glasses. Remember all the shit with FFZ and the whole Anti-USA thing. Before that was all the shit with moving from ACOL to FFZ to Counterglow.

You can't stop new posters unless you create some kind of private forum and surely that would get stale?

Debaser
12-07-2005, 22:02:41
I don't think anyone want to stop new posters coming here, as long as they appreciate that they're not going to get along with everyone , and the whole board doesn't revolve around them.

The second you start saying someone doesn't have the right to say something, or shouldn't have said something, no matter how offensive or inappropriate then you begin that slippery slide towards a Poly style mob rule, which I thought was supposed to be everything this place was a reaction to.

Venom
12-07-2005, 22:08:17
Originally posted by The Higgelhoff
I think you're looking back with Rose tinted glasses. Remember all the shit with FFZ and the whole Anti-USA thing. Before that was all the shit with moving from ACOL to FFZ to Counterglow.

You can't stop new posters unless you create some kind of private forum and surely that would get stale?

Maybe I am, but we never used to have problems like this. We're more Poly now than CG (as Debaser just alluded to) and I think you'll agree CG was never like that. That's why it was created. But I'll just say whatever so it doesn't look like I holding on to anything. It is what it is now, but if you can't take someone making a smart ass comment to you, you shouldn't be on the internet, let alone CG. CG is still the home of the smart ass insult. And that's how we've always "moderated" things to keep things sort of in line with the ideal of the forum.

The Higgelhoff
12-07-2005, 22:12:58
I don't think we're anything like Poly. To be honest I don't think much has changed also.

Lurker the Second
12-07-2005, 22:13:43
Originally posted by Debaser
and the whole board doesn't revolve around them.



Goddamn right, it revolves around ME! Dammit.

Venom
12-07-2005, 22:17:00
Originally posted by The Higgelhoff
I don't think we're anything like Poly. To be honest I don't think much has changed also.

I'd be willing to be you're in the minority there.

The Higgelhoff
12-07-2005, 22:22:22
Poly is full of the socially inept. They spend all day trying to 'troll' each other and moan about/brown nose the moderation.

What's happened here, some poster had aired their dirty laundry and got offended. That's happened plenty of times - devilmunchkin, tiamat etc...

Who cares, things move on and Funko will still make bad puns.

Lazarus and the Gimp
12-07-2005, 22:23:34
No- I'd agree. There was always the odd serious thread and bitch-slap session going on.

The forum hasn't changed that much. We've all probably changed more ourselves, so it just seems different.

jsorense
12-07-2005, 22:25:14
Originally posted by The Higgelhoff

Who cares, things move on and Funko will still make bad puns. You have just put your finger on what is wrong with this place. Who ever invited that jerk anyway?:p

Tizzy
12-07-2005, 22:26:45
I totally agree with Venom, God help me.

dv8ed
12-07-2005, 22:27:24
The CG sitcom is in its seventh season, all the original writers have quit or been fired, and they're talking about doing 'feel good' episodes. Time for a spinoff.

Debaser
12-07-2005, 22:31:17
:lol:

Good analogy, very clever.

Lazarus and the Gimp
12-07-2005, 22:33:22
Aw, what a crock of bollocks.

Seems like every forum I post on these days has endless whingeing along the lines of "Oooooo- it's changed! Ooooooo- the changes! It's not like it was! I'm going to cry like a face-punched child with no sweeties because it's changed! Ooooooo- I wanted it to be preserved unchanging under a glass dome like a dusty old museum exhibit! Oooooooo- the changes! The howwid, howwid changes!"

It's weak. If you don't like how a forum is going, just post and change it through sheer force of personality. Or accept you're sidelined and everybody hates you because you smell of wee.

Venom
12-07-2005, 22:33:37
I'm pretty sure that's the only worthwhile thing dv8ed ever posted.

And Tizzy, welcome once again to the Darkside.

Venom
12-07-2005, 22:35:33
I do smell of wee, don't I?

jsorense
12-07-2005, 22:35:35
:( I liked the way the forum was before Lazarus and the Gimp started posting.:(

Tizzy
12-07-2005, 22:36:28
Originally posted by Venom
I'm pretty sure that's the only worthwhile thing dv8ed ever posted.

And Tizzy, welcome once again to the Darkside.


I've come home! :heart:

Lazarus and the Gimp
12-07-2005, 22:36:33
I live to drag things into the gutter.

dv8ed
12-07-2005, 22:40:11
Originally posted by Venom
I'm pretty sure that's the only worthwhile thing dv8ed ever posted.
I'm just amazed you realized I've ever posted anything else.

Lurker the Second
12-07-2005, 22:42:59
Originally posted by dv8ed
I'm just amazed you realized I've ever posted anything else.

He made a lucky guess.

Funko
12-07-2005, 22:57:47
Originally posted by Debaser
I don't think anyone want to stop new posters coming here, as long as they appreciate that they're not going to get along with everyone , and the whole board doesn't revolve around them.

The second you start saying someone doesn't have the right to say something, or shouldn't have said something, no matter how offensive or inappropriate then you begin that slippery slide towards a Poly style mob rule, which I thought was supposed to be everything this place was a reaction to.

Sounds about right.

protein
13-07-2005, 00:24:08
What a thread.

Provost Harrison
13-07-2005, 00:31:04
Originally posted by Asher
I'm pretty sure it's overdiagnosed.

Let's not get distracted here, the point is Rich, of all people, is accusing other people of various social disorders, when he's the virgin in his late 20s with no end in sight.

You know nothing about the cause of my celibacy so don't even pretend to. You have shown yourself to be one of the most utterly despicable little shits I've come across on this board. I wish I could piss on your smug, arrogant little face, but you'd probably enjoy that...

Greg W
13-07-2005, 00:38:58
He's the ultimate attention whore.*


*There's possibly a superfluous word in that sentence

Asher
13-07-2005, 00:40:25
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
You know nothing about the cause of my celibacy so don't even pretend to. You have shown yourself to be one of the most utterly despicable little shits I've come across on this board. I wish I could piss on your smug, arrogant little face, but you'd probably enjoy that...

I have a pretty good idea that the cause of your celibacy is a combination of your hideously ugly mug, your terrible taste in humour, and your vacuous personality. And you have a small penis.

Provost Harrison
13-07-2005, 00:44:04
Well God knows how you got laid then, you are the most obnoxious, arrogant, self-obsessed little arsehole I have ever come across. For no reason you launched into an unprovoked assault against The Norks.

And again, demonstrating that you know nothing about me. You have quite amply shown why no-one would really care if you died and never posted here again - you just do your utmost to offend for shits and giggles. And when someone tells you you are being so you just go off on one. Why don't you grow up little boy? Why don't you just play with children your own age?

Asher
13-07-2005, 00:49:03
Well God knows how you got laid then, you are the most obnoxious, arrogant, self-obsessed little arsehole I have ever come across. For no reason you launched into an unprovoked assault against The Norks.
For no reason? That bitch and I have a history. She (and her ex) always tried to bring me down so I do the same to her. Her problem is she can dish it but she can't take it.

And again, demonstrating that you know nothing about me.
Gee Einstein, maybe that was the point? Go back and re-read the thread fucktard, you were the one who made the ignorant statement that I have aspergers (though it clearly doesn't fit), and I replied to that. Take your statement there and apply it to your own pathetic attempt at humour that started our argument, and shove it up your chubby ass.

You have quite amply shown why no-one would really care if you died and never posted here again - you just do your utmost to offend for shits and giggles. And when someone tells you you are being so you just go off on one. Why don't you grow up little boy? Why don't you just play with children your own age?
I don't care if a bunch of people online -- especially people like you -- don't care if I died and never posted again. Then again, the same is true for most people here from my perspective so I don't see what your point is.

Not all of us are so pathetic to have to suck up and play nice with everyone just so we can have friends online. I'll speak my mind and have fun with it.

It's an internet forum. Get over it. There's more to life than this for some people, Rich.

Asher
13-07-2005, 00:52:26
You wanna know the secret to getting laid, Rich?

Step 1 is to have some sort of personality.
Step 2 is to refrain from making jokes that would ruin any potential mood and make the other person suicidal by their telling.
Step 3 is to get rid of the breasts and beer belly.
Step 4 is to grow some fucking balls.

Provost Harrison
13-07-2005, 00:53:24
Originally posted by Asher
For no reason? That bitch and I have a history. She (and her ex) always tried to bring me down so I do the same to her. Her problem is she can dish it but she can't take it.

That looks more than history to me...just looks like you started randomly.


Gee Einstein, maybe that was the point? Go back and re-read the thread fucktard, you were the one who made the ignorant statement that I have aspergers (though it clearly doesn't fit), and I replied to that. Take your statement there and apply it to your own pathetic attempt at humour that started our argument, and shove it up your chubby ass.

Oooh definitely touched a nerve. Maybe misread the symptoms as the wrong neurological disorder perhaps? :p


I don't care if a bunch of people online -- especially people like you -- don't care if I died and never posted again. Then again, the same is true for most people here from my perspective so I don't see what your point is.

It's an internet forum. Get over it. There's more to life than this for some people, Rich.

You seem to be the one getting wound up over it. Holding grudges, remembering the incidents where who said what. Yeah, there is more to life than these boards but remember nothing it is isolation - I know a lot of the people on these boards in person. You see, the problem I have is that people think they know why I am celibate. It's only recently I am starting to understand it but the conclusions are completely different to what other people try and pin on me...

Provost Harrison
13-07-2005, 00:54:14
Originally posted by Asher
You wanna know the secret to getting laid, Rich?

Step 1 is to have some sort of personality.
Step 2 is to refrain from making jokes that would ruin any potential mood and make the other person suicidal by their telling.
Step 3 is to get rid of the breasts and beer belly.
Step 4 is to grow some fucking balls.

Demonstrating once more you know nothing...

Asher
13-07-2005, 00:56:10
Wait a sec, you think I'm wound up here?

I'm having fun here, it seems like a bunch of people here are getting wound up about it, which is the problem. They even say trite things like "grow up", as if people like you are a beacon of maturity.

And you're not celibate, Rich. Being celibate tends to imply it's a choice, you're what's known as an eternal virgin.

Asher
13-07-2005, 00:57:29
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Demonstrating once more you know nothing...
Know nothing about you?

Oh, look at Rich, he's playing the "mysterious enigma" card.

Not only do we have the 12 year old posting the fake-drunk-look-at-me thread, but she's got her allies in the "you-don't-know-me" "you-couldn't-ever-understand-me" "I'm-a-mysterious-enigma" virgin over here.

Provost Harrison
13-07-2005, 00:58:24
Originally posted by Asher
Wait a sec, you think I'm wound up here?

I'm having fun here, it seems like a bunch of people here are getting wound up about it, which is the problem. They even say trite things like "grow up", as if people like you are a beacon of maturity.

And you're not celibate, Rich. Being celibate tends to imply it's a choice, you're what's known as an eternal virgin.

You really are a one-trick pony aren't you Asher? The only thing you seem to try to annoy me with is that one little point...got any better ones than that?

Provost Harrison
13-07-2005, 00:59:14
Originally posted by Asher
Know nothing about you?

Oh, look at Rich, he's playing the "mysterious enigma" card.

Not only do we have the 12 year old posting the fake-drunk-look-at-me thread, but she's got her allies in the "you-don't-know-me" "you-couldn't-ever-understand-me" "I'm-a-mysterious-enigma" virgin over here.

But you do know nothing Asher, because you're a willfully ignorant little arsehole...

Asher
13-07-2005, 00:59:31
I don't know you well enough, fortunately.

Asher
13-07-2005, 01:00:16
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
But you do know nothing Asher, because you're a willfully ignorant little arsehole...
willfully ignorant? You're damn right, the last thing I need is a daily update on your personal life about how mummy did your laundry for you.

Do you still live with your mother, Rich?

Provost Harrison
13-07-2005, 01:01:21
See, willfully ignorant...

protein
13-07-2005, 01:01:23
You are obsessing again Asher. Why don't you go an look at your dinosaur books?

Asher
13-07-2005, 01:03:05
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
See, willfully ignorant...

You're so brutal Rich. :(

Provost Harrison
13-07-2005, 01:04:11
Well the thing is Asher, all you want is a bitch fight, seeing what a little bitch you are...

Immortal Wombat
13-07-2005, 01:05:01
This thread has somehow turned out even worse than I thought it would. Nice one guys.

Asher
13-07-2005, 01:09:14
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Well the thing is Asher, all you want is a bitch fight, seeing what a little bitch you are...

And I'm terribly upset to see your attempt to return fire, but wound up impotent.

The irony. :gasmaske:

Provost Harrison
13-07-2005, 01:11:16
You wouldn't understand irony if it bitchslapped you with a dildo...

Asher
13-07-2005, 01:14:18
*sigh*

protein
13-07-2005, 01:14:46
Tendency to be argumentative (may seem to like to argue)

check

Excessive Talking

check

Impulsivity (blurting out statements, interrupting people, impatient, answering questions before they are finished being asked)

check

Low self-esteem

check

Difficulty with peer relations

check

Provost Harrison
13-07-2005, 01:15:38
Originally posted by Asher
*sigh*

Now who's run out of puff, so to speak :p

Asher
13-07-2005, 01:16:22
The last 3 of those points are totally not me. :D

Asher
13-07-2005, 01:17:15
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Now who's run out of puff, so to speak :p
I feel bad about doing it, it's like beating up a retarded child. :(

Debaser
13-07-2005, 01:17:22
Protein, many of those things could be said about how you come across on here...

Provost Harrison
13-07-2005, 01:18:20
Originally posted by Asher
I feel bad about doing it, it's like beating up a retarded child. :(

Dream on, a retarded child would kick seven colours of shit out of you, weakling...

Asher
13-07-2005, 01:19:14
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Dream on, a retarded child would kick seven colours of shit out of you, weakling...
:lol:

Let me know if you ever are in the Toronto area, Rich. ;)

Provost Harrison
13-07-2005, 01:19:57
I wouldn't sully myself with your locality...

protein
13-07-2005, 01:20:16
Originally posted by Debaser
Protein, many of those things could be said about how you come across on here...
Interesting, I try to amusingly defend two people I like from Asher's unjustified rage and you have a go at me.

Intriguing.

I'll jot this down in my trainspotting book before I cry myself to sleep.

Asher
13-07-2005, 01:21:09
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
I wouldn't sully myself with your locality...

Aren't you originally from Hull? ...

It's a shithole in Canada so I presume the same is true for its motherland.

Provost Harrison
13-07-2005, 01:21:57
Now there's an argument I can't defend...that's why I don't live there any more...

Asher
13-07-2005, 01:22:30
Originally posted by protein
Interesting, I try to amusingly defend two people I like from Asher's unjustified rage and you have a go at me.

Intriguing.

I'll jot this down in my trainspotting book before I cry myself to sleep.

It's not rage, and it's not unjustified.

Norks treats me likewise, and Rich said I had aspergers and went into a "YOU DON'T KNOW ME!" rant. ;)

Provost Harrison
13-07-2005, 01:25:16
You have exhibited hallmark traits on many occasions. You seem to completely lack any kind of insight at times. Generally our paths do not cross but sometimes you fly right into mine. And that is when you get this...

protein
13-07-2005, 01:26:36
It seems like rage when it is purposely hurtful personal remarks.

I'm partial to the odd silly rant myself (as Debaser kindly pointed out) but I generally rant about ideas and perception and don't resort to cutting remarks about people's relationships, appearance, lifestyle choices etc.

Debaser
13-07-2005, 01:27:48
Originally posted by protein
Interesting, I try to amusingly defend two people I like from Asher's unjustified rage and you have a go at me.

Intriguing.

I'll jot this down in my trainspotting book before I cry myself to sleep.

Sorry, I'm not having a go, just trying to point out that amatur medical diagnostics seems like a funny way of winning an arguement.

And you did like dinosaurs as a kid, I remember you saying.

Asher
13-07-2005, 01:28:39
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
You have exhibited hallmark traits on many occasions. You seem to completely lack any kind of insight at times. Generally our paths do not cross but sometimes you fly right into mine. And that is when you get this...

You're an ignorant tool as always, Rich.

I don't think you understand some of the key fundamental traits of aspergers if you think someone like me has it.

And can you provide an example of when I "lack any kind of insight"?

Sometimes you need to think -- do I lack insight, or am I having a fun time taking something and running with it?

Let's apply just a tiny bit of thought to this, shall we? How likely is it that someone with Aspergers entered into a long-term sometimes long-distance relationship with someone of the same sex?

Straight people without autism seem to have a helluva time doing it, so I guess I'm just a miracle...:bouncmsk:

Provost Harrison
13-07-2005, 01:30:08
Some of the comments that you come out with which no one else would say or the way you say things without the slightest consideration of the consequences. So perhaps you are half asperger/half royal bitch.

Asher
13-07-2005, 01:32:05
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Some of the comments that you come out with which no one else would say or the way you say things without the slightest consideration of the consequences. So perhaps you are half asperger/half royal bitch.

What do you mean I say things no one else would say? That's an implication that I'm afflicted with aspergers, because I'm not a sheep in the flock?

And because I'm not terrified of the consequences on saying something on the internet I'm also clearly afflicted with aspergers.

It's time to leave the doctor play set at home, boys.

Debaser
13-07-2005, 01:32:51
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
So perhaps you are half asperger/half royal bitch.

Or perhaps he's just winding you up because he can. If you didn't rise to it he wouldn't do it. Why can't you see this? It's one of the fundamentals of the whole internet!

Provost Harrison
13-07-2005, 01:36:27
I wouldn't consider myself a 'sheep in the flock' but at least I exhibit some form of tact and insight. You have demonstrated this time and time again. Have you ever wondered how you alone get so many people's backs up? It can't always be their fault, surely? Why are there so many people you can't get along with? Why do Poly mods ban you on sight, and only you? Why do you and I have such conflicts and have been longstanding for many years? Do you understand it? You know, I am trying to join the dots here. You know I am not going to deny that I have certain traits that would be attributable to this disorder, it would explain a lot and would certainly fit very well with my childhood profile. But I do have some insight into how other people work and have a level of empathy. Perhaps it is because you don't know anyone here in person...who knows?

Asher
13-07-2005, 01:36:47
Hey, who let the insightful guy in here?

If I didn't know any better, I'd say Rich ompletely lacks any kind of insight at times. He's certainly being argumentative as well, and talks a lot, and has trouble forming relationships.

Wait a tick!

protein
13-07-2005, 01:36:57
On a similar topic, the other day I saw a great documentary about this seemingly perfectly sociable and ordinary (if a little geeky) guy who could do absolutely ludicrous equasions. He was of particular interest to the scientific community because he could express easily what was going on in his head.

He seemed to be somewhat synaesthetic. Every number from 1 - 10,000 in his head had it's own shape, colour and texture. He could be given a mind-bogglingly complex mathmatical task and it would create a landscape that he could read out as the correct answer - even though he didn't conciously worry about working out the maths. He was always right and always gave the answer to more decimal points than caculators could give.

I always thought that sort of gift came with serious social problems.

Anyway, carry on...

Asher
13-07-2005, 01:37:48
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
I wouldn't consider myself a 'sheep in the flock' but at least I exhibit some form of tact and insight. You have demonstrated this time and time again. Have you ever wondered how you alone get so many people's backs up? It can't always be their fault, surely? Why are there so many people you can't get along with? Why do Poly mods ban you on sight, and only you? Why do you and I have such conflicts and have been longstanding for many years? Do you understand it? You know, I am trying to join the dots here. You know I am not going to deny that I have certain traits that would be attributable to this disorder, it would explain a lot and would certainly fit very well with my childhood profile. But I do have some insight into how other people work and have a level of empathy. Perhaps it is because you don't know anyone here in person...who knows?

Oh for fuck sake Rich, you're so dense you have no idea.

The best part is you're railing on me lacking any insight. Classic. :cool:

JM^3
13-07-2005, 01:42:27
Originally posted by protein
On a similar topic, the other day I saw a great documentary about this seemingly perfectly sociable and ordinary (if a little geeky) guy who could do absolutely ludicrous equasions. He was of particular interest to the scientific community because he could express easily what was going on in his head.

He seemed to be somewhat synaesthetic. Every number from 1 - 10,000 in his head had it's own shape, colour and texture. He could be given a mind-bogglingly complex mathmatical task and it would create a landscape that he could read out as the correct answer - even though he didn't conciously worry about working out the maths. He was always right and always gave the answer to more decimal points than caculators could give.

I always thought that sort of gift came with serious social problems.

Anyway, carry on...

most interesting questions don't deal with numbers tohugh..

JM

Provost Harrison
13-07-2005, 01:43:07
Originally posted by Asher
Oh for fuck sake Rich, you're so dense you have no idea.

The best part is you're railing on me lacking any insight. Classic. :cool:

Now what are you on about?

Asher
13-07-2005, 01:46:16
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Now what are you on about?

You're a dense guy, you don't see the obvious sometimes.

You seem to have the idea that I'm having problems getting people to like me, that I don't understand why people online tend not to like me, that I start "fights" with a lot of people online all the time, etc.

You don't see the very obvious answers infront of you. Instead you try to put your own life into mine, and seem to equate this to some huge personality disorder. :cry:

Provost Harrison
13-07-2005, 01:51:17
Originally posted by Asher
You're a dense guy, you don't see the obvious sometimes.

You seem to have the idea that I'm having problems getting people to like me, that I don't understand why people online tend not to like me, that I start "fights" with a lot of people online all the time, etc.

You don't see the very obvious answers infront of you. Instead you try to put your own life into mine, and seem to equate this to some huge personality disorder. :cry:

Well of course that is what you are going to tell us all. Denial...

And to call me dense? Deary me, you have no idea do you?

Asher
13-07-2005, 01:53:12
You can't tell when people pull your chain, so yeah, dense is pretty apt.

And Rich, honestly, it's not boding well for you. It's pretty fucking obvious that someone who has a job constantly dealing with very important customers and who has a long-term relationship is likely not afflicted with Aspergers.

Provost Harrison
13-07-2005, 01:54:54
Since when is it people pulling my chain considering you are the one who has reacted to my comments so badly, with such bitterness and vitriol. It's pointless trying to turn the argument on me.

And on the latter point, perhaps you have learned actions that allow you to function in certain situations when demanded...it is pretty common amongst your peers you know...

Asher
13-07-2005, 02:00:01
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Since when is it people pulling my chain considering you are the one who has reacted to my comments so badly, with such bitterness and vitriol. It's pointless trying to turn the argument on me.

Err, but I'm always like that. You're making it out like I lashed out to you, when in reality I was casually typing it with a smirk on my face.