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The Norks
08-07-2005, 16:46:43
decide my fate

Tizzy
08-07-2005, 16:50:57
This is a classic case of when to make a poll where you can pick lots of options :)

1 or 3 are the best though!

The Norks
08-07-2005, 16:51:53
can I add options?

mr.G
08-07-2005, 16:52:03
:beer: well, I never liked him

Nills Lagerbaak
08-07-2005, 16:54:01
Have you split from the DH? how long were youse twos going out for, like?

Go to Oz or South America or summat

Chris
08-07-2005, 16:54:37
The answer is obvious, post nude pics of yourself.

Funko
08-07-2005, 16:54:58
I sense a theme in Chris's responses to Angelhorns... not sure what it is yet.

The Norks
08-07-2005, 16:56:15
Originally posted by Nills Lagerbaak
Have you split from the DH? how long were youse twos going out for, like?

Go to Oz or South America or summat

yes we have split up
2.5years

Chris
08-07-2005, 16:57:18
Sorry to hear it.

Greg W
08-07-2005, 16:59:02
Combine #1 and #3 I'd say. I'll see if any of my mates are available for the #3 part. ;)

King_Ghidra
08-07-2005, 17:00:28
shame, i liked DH...

i voted the third option

mr.G
08-07-2005, 17:02:48
DH?
who's that....hell i am a noob

King_Ghidra
08-07-2005, 17:03:24
Originally posted by Greg W
Combine #1 and #3 I'd say. I'll see if any of my mates are available for the #3 part. ;)

and how would your old fart mates qualify as toy boys exactly? :p

Chris
08-07-2005, 17:04:22
Greg actually knows straight guys?

Since when?

Greg W
08-07-2005, 17:04:36
I'm sure I can drag up a friend of a friend of a friend who might be younger than her. :cute:

Greg W
08-07-2005, 17:06:54
Originally posted by Chris
Greg actually knows straight guys?

Since when? You're just basing it on CG population...

The Norks
08-07-2005, 17:10:14
Originally posted by mr.G
DH?
who's that....hell i am a noob

Devilsh@lo my (ex) boyfriend

The Norks
08-07-2005, 17:10:44
Originally posted by Greg W
I'm sure I can drag up a friend of a friend of a friend who might be younger than her. :cute:

hell a sugar daddy will do :cute:

Nills Lagerbaak
08-07-2005, 17:12:28
Funko's already taken. Sorry.

mr.G
08-07-2005, 17:14:00
is he a regular?
hey i am the retard but i never read a post of Devilsh@lo i sup pose

The Norks
08-07-2005, 17:15:08
I would call him intermittent

mr.G
08-07-2005, 17:15:25
okay did a search, sorry DH.

must be a little hell for both of you, good luck

The Norks
08-07-2005, 17:17:34
look on the bright side, at least we can feed a starving solicitor

Greg W
08-07-2005, 17:19:18
They should be clubbed to death. Specially if it saves the seals...

The Norks
08-07-2005, 17:19:18
How Deep Is Your Love
Bee Gees

I know your eyes in the morning sun
I feel you touch me in the pouring rain
And the moment that you wander far from me
I wanna feel you in my arms again
Then you come to me on a summer breeze
Keep me warm in your love
Then you softly leave
And it's me you need to show
How deep is your love

Chorus

How deep is your love, how deep is your love
I really mean to learn
'Cause we're living in a world of fools
Breaking us down
When they all should let us be
We belong to you and me

I believe in you
You know the door to my very soul
You're the light in my deepest darkest hour
You're my savior when I fall
And you may not think I care for you
When you know down inside that I really do
And it's me you need to show
How deep is your love

mr.G
08-07-2005, 17:21:16
:nervous:

The Norks
08-07-2005, 17:22:38
you cant beat the beegees mr G

fuck me

ok you can when VH1 follow it swiftly with Enya

Funko
08-07-2005, 17:23:04
That's like a little poem

The Norks
08-07-2005, 17:24:00
yes its called 'drunken haiku'

protein
08-07-2005, 17:24:16
Originally posted by Chris
Sorry to hear it.
Ditto. :(

Lazarus and the Gimp
08-07-2005, 17:31:02
Get drunk and mime to Neil Young records. It's traditional.

Then console yourself with the fact that Forces personnel have about the highest divorce rate of any profession. It's not easy.

Greg W
08-07-2005, 17:35:07
No relationship is easy, really.

The Norks
08-07-2005, 17:35:15
yeah now I know why.

Have the getting drunk thing down to an art and am recreating opening scene of Bridget Jones the Movie.

Actually not quite true am going out with girlfriends to get wasted and act like a whore.

Tizzy
08-07-2005, 17:36:45
:beer: Good plan

Greg W
08-07-2005, 17:38:42
Well, apart from the whore part. :nervous: :p

The Norks
08-07-2005, 17:42:53
thats the best bit!!!

Chris
08-07-2005, 17:46:43
Don't forget the web cam, so we can follow along.

Greg W
08-07-2005, 17:49:22
:lol:

(to both the previous posts)

MDA
08-07-2005, 17:50:06
rough times :( Sorry horns.

Oerdin
08-07-2005, 17:57:10
Toyboys are the anwser. ;)

fp
08-07-2005, 18:01:09
Sorry to hear that horns.

Option 3 is definitely the tops.

JM^3
08-07-2005, 18:10:57
I Am sorry

never been in that situation though...



jm

Lazarus and the Gimp
08-07-2005, 18:12:30
Hey! Let's fix Horns up with Jno Miltrtr!

Oerdin
08-07-2005, 18:14:38
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Get drunk and mime to Neil Young records. It's traditional.

Then console yourself with the fact that Forces personnel have about the highest divorce rate of any profession. It's not easy.

This is true. When I was in the service a full 70%-80% of the lads were all divorced. Just can't spend 6-9 months per year some where else and expect the home life to remain on autopilot. That was one big reason I never got married.

KrazyHorse@home
08-07-2005, 18:40:12
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Hey! Let's fix Horns up with Jno Miltrtr!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

KrazyHorse@home
08-07-2005, 18:41:17
AH, go to San Diego and fuck Oerdin's brains out.

You've been intimating that you wanted to do so for long enough. I demand action!

DevilsH@lo
08-07-2005, 19:11:36
:(

The Higgelhoff
08-07-2005, 19:16:56
Don't know the cirumstances and don't particularly want to know. But I hope you both find happiness.

Spartak
08-07-2005, 19:20:37
Sorry to both of you.

Lazarus and the Gimp
08-07-2005, 21:25:50
Originally posted by DevilsH@lo
:(

Look on the bright side. Nobody's being unpleasant about you.

Anyway, I'd still shag you if you agree to be the lady.

KrazyHorse@home
08-07-2005, 22:42:43
Originally posted by DevilsH@lo
:(

You can shag devilmuchkin.

Koshko
08-07-2005, 22:48:24
You 2 broke up? :eek:

Well first I wouldn't be surprised if you 2 come back together. I mean you've been together forever as it is.

Second, I suggest that you pick up a CGer. There's plenty of reasonably okay options here.

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
08-07-2005, 23:08:46
Seconded. With the number of CGers who've gotten married to other CGers over the years, it's like tradition or inbreeding or something.

Drekkus
08-07-2005, 23:12:34
Sorry to hear that, Norks and DH. :(

So who gets to keep counterglow?

protein
08-07-2005, 23:19:08
I wish I had the hamsters log in to make that joke.

Seriously though, I am sorry for both of you.

Provost Harrison
09-07-2005, 00:28:12
I doubt I ever will understand puny mortal humans...

notyoueither
09-07-2005, 02:05:26
Damn. Sorry to hear it, for both of you.

Greg W
09-07-2005, 02:58:05
Originally posted by Koshko
There's plenty of reasonably okay options here. :lol: Sorry, that just struck me as being a great piece of almost praise for CG. :lol:

jsorense
09-07-2005, 03:03:43
AH, you will find happiness with a man who knows how lucky he is.
You can believe me because I am clarvoiant. I just cna't spell.:clueless:
:beer: To happiness and new loves.:beer:

BigGameHunter
09-07-2005, 03:24:22
All right, my big chances!

Shining1
09-07-2005, 08:34:26
Just for the poll (sympathetic I am, but I'm probably not the best person as far as Norks is concerned), I would like to say that Australia sounds bloody marverllous.

Seriously, it's an amazing place, definitely the best option.

Spartak
09-07-2005, 08:52:58
Better than NZ?

The Hamsters
09-07-2005, 10:16:00
One down! The revolution is underway! Now we just need to work out how to get semtex to pack into cheekpouches to make little suicide bombers.

La lucha continua!

mr.G
09-07-2005, 10:38:45
hamsterbamster

Greg W
09-07-2005, 10:39:57
As long as they're suicide bombers and not suicide bumbers!

Lazarus and the Gimp
09-07-2005, 10:51:37
Be afraid, Richrd Gere.

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
09-07-2005, 16:18:10
Armageddon!

Spartak
09-07-2005, 17:29:32
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Be afraid, Richrd Gere. :brwncard:

Cruddy
09-07-2005, 22:15:59
Sorry to hear about the split.

My only recommendation is not to make the same mistake twice?

I usually do something completely different after a relationship ends. It doesn't make me happier but being busy keeps my mind off it and let's the subconcious pop the right answers in to my mind.

jsorense
10-07-2005, 01:08:55
Planning new relationships?
Now there is a concept.:clueless:

The Norks
10-07-2005, 18:37:39
i suppose we will have shared custody of CG (I am having the hamsters though)
We split up due to what bands call 'artistic differences'

Chris
10-07-2005, 18:43:44
Still a shame.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
10-07-2005, 18:57:39
Sorry for both of you...

Originally posted by The Norks
We split up due to what bands call 'artistic differences'

He extended his text beyond "yes, dear"?

fp
10-07-2005, 20:37:47
Originally posted by The Norks

We split up due to what bands call 'artistic differences'

So which one of you was so coked out of their skull that they never turned up to recording sessions?

Oerdin
11-07-2005, 01:39:58
I have always found that reflection after a break up has always helped me. I like to think if I have just acted emotionally and maybe there is something deeper there or if it just wasn't meant to be.

Shining1
11-07-2005, 02:42:46
Originally posted by The Norks
i suppose we will have shared custody of CG (I am having the hamsters though)
We split up due to what bands call 'artistic differences'


So you'll be getting back together in 5-10 years after you find out you suck without each other? :beer:

notyoueither
11-07-2005, 05:42:45
:beer:

Funko
11-07-2005, 09:52:45
Originally posted by fp
So which one of you was so coked out of their skull that they never turned up to recording sessions?

:lol:

That's what I wanted to say.