View Full Version : Doom approacheth

08-07-2005, 14:54:36
From the Middle East (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/07/08/AR2005070800553_pf.html) it will spread west, and engulf even insular Albion. Funko and his posse of sheep shaggers are DOOMED!

08-07-2005, 14:59:32
:lol: about the later sheep surviving due to cushioning.

08-07-2005, 15:27:18
"There's nothing we can do. They're all wasted," Nevzat Bayhan, a member of one of 26 families whose sheep were grazing together in the herd, was quoted as saying by Aksam.

well if you let your sheep get wasted thats what happens

08-07-2005, 15:43:48
Billowy white sheep? Bullshit.

08-07-2005, 17:46:06
450 Sheep Jump to Their Deaths in Turkey
The Associated Press
Friday, July 8, 2005; 9:30 AM
ISTANBUL, Turkey -- First one sheep jumped to its death. Then stunned Turkish shepherds, who had left the herd to graze while they had breakfast, watched as nearly 1,500 others followed, each leaping off the same cliff, Turkish media reported.
In the end, 450 dead animals lay on top of one another in a billowy white pile, the Aksam newspaper said. Those who jumped later were saved as the pile got higher and the fall more cushioned, Aksam reported.I wonder how many shepherds were nearly dragged over the cliff by their peckers
"Every family had an average of 20 sheep," Aksam quoted another villager, Abdullah Hazar as saying. "But now only a few families have sheep left. It's going to be hard for us."I guess several daughters will now have to become protitutes.

08-07-2005, 17:53:34
The sheep just couldn't take it any more. All those lusty Turkish men taking advantage of them. I think I'd rather jump too.

08-07-2005, 23:33:21
Originally posted by Beta1
well if you let your sheep get wasted thats what happens :lol: :lol: :lol: