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MDA
02-07-2005, 00:36:32
I just bought six gallons of paint. We's havin' a hoedown.

fp
02-07-2005, 00:50:08
Two days early?

jsorense
02-07-2005, 04:39:15
The man's gotta prep and prime, doesn't he?:rolleyes:

Koshko
02-07-2005, 05:36:07
You better not be celebrating Canada Day.

alsieboo
02-07-2005, 09:53:40
My last shows' on independance day

notyoueither
04-07-2005, 08:16:32
Happy Canada Day!

mr.G
04-07-2005, 08:38:57
happy tom cruise day

KrazyHorse@home
04-07-2005, 09:01:28
Originally posted by notyoueither
Happy Canada Day!

:beer:

Funko
04-07-2005, 09:06:59
Hey, commiserations USA. If you can clean your act up a bit we might consider having you back.

The Norks
04-07-2005, 09:53:17
isnt that happy inter-dependence day?

Venom
04-07-2005, 14:14:49
Happy Fuck Off England day!

Funko
04-07-2005, 14:23:10
Isn't that every day?

Greg W
04-07-2005, 14:28:07
In Australia it is. :beer:

The Higgelhoff
04-07-2005, 14:35:51
Originally posted by Venom
Happy Fuck Off England day!

I wish America would do their own independent internet system. The world would be a better place.

Venom
04-07-2005, 23:54:29
And I wish Europe would get their own. The world would also be a better place.

protein
04-07-2005, 23:56:01
and I wish I could levitate.

Venom
05-07-2005, 02:29:06
What if I just disabled gravity?

The Mad Monk
05-07-2005, 02:36:00
Velcro sales would skyrocket.

KrazyHorse@home
05-07-2005, 03:11:38
So would everything else.

Deacon
05-07-2005, 06:36:37
US owns the root servers. No reason to worry until Network Solutions, ICANN or whoever starts charging everybody to resolve names. :)

Funko
05-07-2005, 09:03:02
I've just edited earth.ini so that it now says

gravity=0

Shall I reboot now or later?

Spartak
05-07-2005, 09:04:27
Now.

Funko
05-07-2005, 09:05:00
ok. Earth will be offline for about 5 minutes.

The Higgelhoff
05-07-2005, 09:05:03
That will create a fatal error in any sums that involve 'gravity'

Funko
05-07-2005, 09:05:25
Only ones that divide by it.

Spartak
05-07-2005, 09:06:22
Doesn't matter because Funko just turned off the gravity routines.

The Higgelhoff
05-07-2005, 09:07:22
If gravity was turned off Venom would still weigh more than everyone.

Spartak
05-07-2005, 09:09:24
His mass would remain constant irrespective of local gravity.

Funko
05-07-2005, 09:10:23
Don't be stupid. Venom's mass constantly increases irrespective of local gravity.

Spartak
05-07-2005, 09:11:51
Yeah but I'd imagine all the donuts would float away and he would run out of fuel leading to his mass remaining constant.

The Higgelhoff
05-07-2005, 09:13:31
He could sustain himself by eating his own semen.

Spartak
05-07-2005, 09:19:07
That would just recycle the mass - hence no further increase.

The Higgelhoff
05-07-2005, 09:26:55
But energy would be lost each time in the form of kinetic/heat/sound - we need some kind of experiment where we could correlate the loss of nutrition in semen over time.

notyoueither
05-07-2005, 10:17:37
Right. Higgs and Spartak are assigned to the problem.

Don't cum back without results!

The Higgelhoff
05-07-2005, 11:02:30
Excellent.... funding please!

King_Ghidra
05-07-2005, 11:20:19
i'll donate a used kleenex

mr.G
05-07-2005, 11:34:11
hmmm a fap fap one?

The Higgelhoff
05-07-2005, 11:34:41
:lol:

Venom
05-07-2005, 13:01:46
If the donuts floated away I would just resort to cannabalism.

Lurker the Second
05-07-2005, 19:00:41
This is a new low for Venom -- insulted by dorks in a most dorklike manner.