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The Higgelhoff
30-06-2005, 19:37:00
If the poll ends up being a majority Yes then Tizzy should do the right thing and start producing some offspring1

Venom
30-06-2005, 19:45:53
I want to vote: No, but he fires blanks anyway.

Chris
30-06-2005, 19:53:03
The poll certainly should have been multiple choice.

Oerdin
30-06-2005, 19:54:09
All that liquor and those tight pants must equal a gun full of blanks. ;)

protein
30-06-2005, 20:09:25
In all seriousness, he'd make an excellent dad. Unfortunately he was born without any genital organs so it ain't gonna happen.

The Norks
30-06-2005, 20:15:03
He would be a great Dad, but can the world handle the puns?

Cruddy
30-06-2005, 20:15:44
Doesn't society put enough pressure on individuals to reproduce without having this forum pitch in?

Whether or not Funko chooses to be a parent is up to him. There's always adoption if he can't start a self-raising bun in the oven. :p

Venom
30-06-2005, 20:18:48
We're trying to put pressure on him to not procreate. That's something that society should do more of.

The Norks
30-06-2005, 20:22:21
Originally posted by Cruddy
Doesn't society put enough pressure on individuals to reproduce without having this forum pitch in?

Whether or not Funko chooses to be a parent is up to him. There's always adoption if he can't start a self-raising bun in the oven. :p

SERIOUS FORUM!

Japher
30-06-2005, 20:29:44
depends on what kind of "child" he spawns

Chris
30-06-2005, 20:29:51
Originally posted by Venom
We're trying to put pressure on him to not procreate. That's something that society should do more of. It is the cause of our times, I'm trying to get Bono to do a concert in support of this.

The Norks
30-06-2005, 20:38:36
Originally posted by Japher
depends on what kind of "child" he spawns

a special child, who rides on the special bus

The Norks
30-06-2005, 20:39:22
maybe he is self replicating, like a virus? or can split into two like a worm?

*shudder* :D

Chris
30-06-2005, 20:55:32
So you are saying Funko reminds you of a worm?

Lazarus and the Gimp
30-06-2005, 21:18:42
Originally posted by Japher
depends on what kind of "child" he spawns

A fwuffy wickle lamb.

The Norks
30-06-2005, 23:11:08
Originally posted by Chris
So you are saying Funko reminds you of a worm?

a punning, guitar playing, penthouse suite owning worm :D

Chris
30-06-2005, 23:15:07
Yet a worm, nonetheless.

The Norks
30-06-2005, 23:37:12
lol

or a virus :lol:

Provost Harrison
30-06-2005, 23:47:40
...and he rents :p

Tizzy
01-07-2005, 08:31:43
Originally posted by The Higgelhoff
If the poll ends up being a majority Yes then Tizzy should do the right thing and start producing some offspring1

:nervous:

Funko
01-07-2005, 09:22:21
I am going to get my AEs voting no. :

Funko
01-07-2005, 09:27:08
ps. Why was Tizzy up at 8:30 when she could have stayed in bed all day?

The Higgelhoff
01-07-2005, 09:30:34
Obviously there was nothing in bed worth waiting for. Or she didn't want to miss Jerry Springer UK.

Nills Lagerbaak
01-07-2005, 09:34:17
I don't think funko could handle the pain of childbirth.

Tizzy
01-07-2005, 09:41:15
Originally posted bu Funko
ps. Why was Tizzy up at 8:30 when she could have stayed in bed all day?

Originally posted by The Higgelhoff
Obviously there was nothing in bed worth waiting for.

And I was hungry :)

The Higgelhoff
01-07-2005, 09:41:39
Pfft, it's just a glorified Guiness poo.

Funko
01-07-2005, 09:42:24
:lol:

Provost Harrison
01-07-2005, 11:06:18
I'll have to remember that analogy :lol:

protein
01-07-2005, 11:59:19
Originally posted by Funko
ps. Why was Tizzy up at 8:30 when she could have stayed in bed all day?
morning sickness

Funko
01-07-2005, 12:50:56
:lol:

:nervous:

Provost Harrison
01-07-2005, 12:52:42
You may laugh...

fp
01-07-2005, 12:53:21
I don't think we need your permission, Rich. :D

Funko
01-07-2005, 12:54:33
He normally does his best to stop us laughing with his posts...

Chris
01-07-2005, 21:16:39
Yes...yes he does.

devilmunchkin
02-07-2005, 09:36:44
i think he'd be good at it

Funko
02-07-2005, 14:27:45
I can already get drunk and dance embarassingly at parties.

mr.G
02-07-2005, 15:21:28
Originally posted by Funko
He normally does his best to stop us laughing with his posts... :lol:

well you don't

No longer Trippin
02-07-2005, 22:19:12
Have I missed something while I was gone?

zmama
03-07-2005, 01:59:50
yes

mr.G
03-07-2005, 03:59:15
just something

No longer Trippin
03-07-2005, 08:27:18
Thanks for clarifying that in such glorious detail Ms. "I want to be Cajun" and President Bush.

mr.G
03-07-2005, 18:15:21
President Bush?

huh
huh

tripple
huh

No longer Trippin
03-07-2005, 22:46:21
OG You look like a monkey, he looks like a monkey. A bit dense there.