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Diss
30-06-2005, 00:49:28
and I thought I was well versed in the ways of the world. I admit I have not heard this joke until recently. And now they are doing an entire documentary about this joke. Though I don't think I could stand to see it told 100 times.

I like the south park version of the joke the best. Though that is probably the cleanest version. Cartman's friends are like "dude!".

feel free to tell your version of the joke here.

Provost Harrison
30-06-2005, 01:09:04
What?

Diss
30-06-2005, 01:13:48
have you not heard the joke. it's a good one. ;). I suggest hearing it.

Provost Harrison
30-06-2005, 01:18:01
Evidently not...

Cruddy
30-06-2005, 03:58:03
I haven't heard it either.

Or maybe I have heard it and thought it was so crap I forgot it straight away.

Care to enlighten us?

Diss
30-06-2005, 06:40:56
google is your friend.

http://www.lnreview.co.uk/media/journal/001842.php

the south park clip is in the film. I guess it was never aired on comedy central. (or was it?). It seems pretty extreme for american tv.

But the south park clip has been leaked to the internet. And a link to the south park clip is in that above link. This is actually a tame telling of the joke from what I heard.

The Higgelhoff
30-06-2005, 09:13:57
Can someone please tell me ONE version of the joke as I've never heard it. Can't watch the south park clip as I have no sound at work.

Nills Lagerbaak
30-06-2005, 09:32:00
Most dissapointing thread ever.

Here's a good joke:

Paddy's doing well on "Who wants to be a Millionaire"

He's got 500,000. Chris Tarrant asks him the big question for 1million quid. "Paddy, for 1million, who was the great train robber? Was it,

A, Ronnie Barker...

B, Ronnie O'Sullivan...

C, Ronnie Corbett or..was it

D, Ronnie Biggs???"

Paddy say's..."Oi'll take de money please Chris"

Chris reminds him that he still has his 3 life lines left.

Paddy again say's.."Nope, Oi'll take de money please Chris"

"You don't want to phone a friend?" says Chris.

"No t'anks, Oi'll take de money - foinal answer"

"OK" says Chris, looking bemused "give him a round of applause ladies and gentlemen, Paddy goes away with 500,000. However before you go, you'll obviously want to know what the answer was Paddy?"

Paddy said "No, yer alroight, Oi knew de answer anyway, t'anks Chris"

"You knew it anyway!....are you mad!!!" asks Chris, "Are you mental?"

Paddy says, "Oi moight be mental Chris....but Oi'm no feckin grass!".

mr.G
30-06-2005, 09:43:17
hmmmm I'm stoepid, PH can you do your thing please,
I don't understand the last sentence

The Higgelhoff
30-06-2005, 09:53:52
Paddy didn't want to tell Chris that it was Ronnie Biggs that did the train robber (which is common knowledge as he is serving time in prison) because he didn't want to be known as a grass/tell-tale.

Nills Lagerbaak
30-06-2005, 09:54:15
A grass is someone who informs the police about the criminal activities of others.

It is funny because
a) Paddy doesn't realise that Ronnie Biggs was found out.
b) Implication is that PAddy (i.e. the Irish) hang around with criminals all the time.



:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

mr.G
30-06-2005, 09:57:04
okay, well pretty pretty funny.

so Snitch/Stoolpigeon/Grass is from the same sheet a suit.

Nills Lagerbaak
30-06-2005, 10:01:17
Do you get this one Mr. G?

I was asked to run a marathon, I said, "Piss off".
They said come on, it's for spastics and blind kids.
Then I thought, Fuck it, I could win this.

mr.G
30-06-2005, 10:04:43
:lol:

Funko
30-06-2005, 10:49:25
:lol:

Beta1
30-06-2005, 11:01:29
:lol:

Nills Lagerbaak
30-06-2005, 11:11:10
:lol: Oh no I re-read it. It's so bad.

Provost Harrison
30-06-2005, 11:21:17
Originally posted by The Higgelhoff
Paddy didn't want to tell Chris that it was Ronnie Biggs that did the train robber (which is common knowledge as he is serving time in prison) because he didn't want to be known as a grass/tell-tale.

7/10

You have learnt well young Padawan, but you still have much to learn ;)

Kitsuki
30-06-2005, 12:13:47
Have you heard how long Saddam is going down for...?








Six feet before the noose tightens...!

protein
30-06-2005, 12:28:13
Nikhil always has the best jokes.

Nills Lagerbaak
30-06-2005, 12:32:34
Awww *blushes*

fp
30-06-2005, 12:32:48
what have aristocrats got to do with any of it?

The Higgelhoff
30-06-2005, 12:33:55
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
7/10

You have learnt well young Padawan, but you still have much to learn ;)

??

The Higgelhoff
30-06-2005, 12:34:20
Ah, nevermind - for the PHD. :slapheadcomically:

fp
30-06-2005, 12:41:59
That didn't count as a PHd anyway because you were answering mr.G's question. Silly Rich doesn't even know the rules to the game that's named after him.

Provost Harrison
30-06-2005, 12:59:34
It's quite acceptable to invite a PHd...there are no rules on entrapment ;)