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MRT144
28-06-2005, 18:46:54
I seduced my new roommate last night and had a little shower BJ action. hes lived here 2 days now and already its crossed that line. fantastic shit i say.

The Norks
28-06-2005, 18:48:16
Thanks for sharing.

MRT144
28-06-2005, 18:49:13
i know youre gonna rub one out to that mental image

Japher
28-06-2005, 18:50:32
The only worse then queers are bisexuals... I had to read that twice to figure what the fuck you were talking about.

:p

MRT144
28-06-2005, 19:11:05
hahaha, jesus japher, are you drunk?

Japher
28-06-2005, 19:12:12
no... at least I don't think so...

The Norks
28-06-2005, 19:26:03
is he bi or gay?

I will indeed knock one out to that image, but in my image you will have your heads swapped with those of George Clooney and Johnny Depp

mwahhahahahah!!!

MRT144
28-06-2005, 21:31:30
hes gay, and a scenester, and goddamnit i had to do it.

but its nice to know you think i have a sexy body.

The Norks
28-06-2005, 21:34:47
who is?

havent seen your body- just filling in the blanks :)

Lazarus and the Gimp
28-06-2005, 21:42:49
He's got herpes, you know.

MRT144
28-06-2005, 21:44:06
my new roommate that i seduced. me? im bi but heavily vested towards women. But soem occasional fun with the boys is good.

MRT144
28-06-2005, 21:45:53
yeah, i explained that to my new roommate too before we got down. He didnt go down on me but it was good to have a hand and the wheel other than mine.

Venom
28-06-2005, 21:57:38
QUEER FORUM!

Oh wait.

Provost Harrison
28-06-2005, 23:26:33
MRT, you're a slut...

MRT144
29-06-2005, 00:57:41
i wish. i havent had sex in 2 months

The Norks
29-06-2005, 00:59:21
filthy queers- burn them all!

Cruddy
29-06-2005, 01:18:20
That's a very environmentally unfriendly thing to do.

It's monumentally unfriendly to homosexuals as well.

C'mon Norks, you can't expect everyone to find you sexually attractive.

Asher
29-06-2005, 02:12:03
Is he hot?

The Norks
29-06-2005, 02:27:38
damn right I can- how else can I get free drinks?

KrazyHorse
29-06-2005, 03:59:53
Only suckers buy drinks for girls.

MRT144
29-06-2005, 06:14:31
Originally posted by Asher
Is he hot?

and its true about asian guys based on this one experience with an asian guy

Boris Godunov
29-06-2005, 06:35:07
Slut!

He kinda looks like an Asian Jay Leno who got his hair stuck in a vacuum cleaner. :cute:

Venom
29-06-2005, 13:08:07
He looks like a tool. In other words, like Jay Leno as stated above.

MDA
29-06-2005, 13:18:00
Someone rubbed a balloon on his head.

Beta1
29-06-2005, 13:42:53
do you think he would stick to the roof?

mr.G
29-06-2005, 13:58:49
poepstampers

protein
29-06-2005, 14:01:53
Is he an actual human or a plastic doll?

alsieboo
29-06-2005, 15:27:04
each to their own

Oerdin
29-06-2005, 15:30:21
He's trying way to hard to be trendy.

mr.G
29-06-2005, 15:56:09
and he is lisping

Asher
29-06-2005, 15:56:57
Not too shabby.

Good work.

Did you know he was gay / did he know you were bi?

The Norks
29-06-2005, 16:00:17
asher have you ever slept with a woman?

Lazarus and the Gimp
29-06-2005, 17:11:28
Originally posted by MRT144
and its true about asian guys based on this one experience with an asian guy

Never surrenders alive? Makes reliable cars?

After you've eaten one, you fancy another one 30 minutes later?

Japher
29-06-2005, 17:12:36
They're all near sighted?

Lazarus and the Gimp
29-06-2005, 17:16:05
Small penis?

Japher
29-06-2005, 17:17:26
No thanks.

fp
29-06-2005, 17:33:43
Originally posted by The Norks
asher have you ever slept with a woman?

Yes he has.

fp
29-06-2005, 17:34:17
I'm not sure why I'm answering questions like that for him...

Oerdin
29-06-2005, 18:33:20
Originally posted by fp
I'm not sure why I'm answering questions like that for him...

:lol:

I was going to do the same then thought better of it. ;)

Asher
29-06-2005, 19:32:29
Originally posted by The Norks
asher have you ever slept with a woman?
Yeah

MRT144
29-06-2005, 23:36:02
it was assumed he was gay based on his voice over the phone.

and he is a scenester so of course he is trying to be trendy.

The Norks
29-06-2005, 23:40:33
k

just curious :)

Asher
30-06-2005, 00:05:29
Is it awkward now?

MOBIUS
30-06-2005, 00:31:49
Sorry but he deserves to be suffocated in his sleep with that stoooooooopid haircut...:lol:

Even ned would be ashamed of that...:D

MRT144
30-06-2005, 00:37:37
no, it isnt awkward. I told him after it was done itll be what we make it and it doesnt have to be awkward. Im naturally easy going like that so Ive had no problems.

Asher
30-06-2005, 00:40:00
Have you fucked him yet?

MRT144
30-06-2005, 00:55:30
haha, no, and i dont think i will. Oral is the limit for me with guys. I couldnt even fuck my slut of an ex in the ass when we tried, so i dont know what hope there is for others.

Provost Harrison
30-06-2005, 01:00:20
I don't like the direction this thread is heading, but :brwncard: just in case...

Diss
30-06-2005, 01:01:08
down with anal sex

oral sex is great though.

I have no desire to get poo poo on my pee pee. And I certainly don't want to get pee pee in my poo poo.

Asher
30-06-2005, 05:12:31
Originally posted by MRT144
haha, no, and i dont think i will. Oral is the limit for me with guys. I couldnt even fuck my slut of an ex in the ass when we tried, so i dont know what hope there is for others.

Coward. COWARD.

notyoueither
30-06-2005, 05:38:54
A thread where both norks and Asher are uncomfortable with the preferences of others.

A very good thread.

Asher
30-06-2005, 06:01:04
Who's uncomfortable?

mr.G
30-06-2005, 08:28:53
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Never surrenders alive? Makes reliable cars?

After you've eaten one, you fancy another one 30 minutes later? :lol:

MDA
30-06-2005, 11:51:35
Originally posted by Asher
Who's uncomfortable?

People with rectal infections? :)

Funko
30-06-2005, 11:58:39
Kitty then?

MDA
30-06-2005, 12:02:54
Ouch. That was a bloody shit joke.

fp
30-06-2005, 12:04:21
:lol:

Kitsuki
30-06-2005, 12:05:12
:lol:

MDA
30-06-2005, 12:17:21
So I take it my English accent was good?