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paiktis22
23-06-2005, 17:47:54
is there a single scott in this world who doesnt drink too much and doesnt think the english are bastards?

Tizzy
23-06-2005, 17:52:54
Do we have anyone called Scott here to ask?

mr.G
23-06-2005, 17:53:43
No and NO

Cruddy
23-06-2005, 17:54:23
Originally posted by paiktis22
is there a single scott in this world who doesnt drink too much

Yes. Some Prebyterieans and just about all Methodists don't drink at all.

Originally posted by paiktis22

and doesnt think the english are bastards?

Probably not. History and all that.

protein
23-06-2005, 17:56:04
There are one or two. My mummy for example.

I have to say that in my experience the Scottish stereotype is kind of true. There are a hell of alot of alcoholic smack head Scots. Even more alcoholic Irish though.

When you see an old guy flopping about in the gutter with a red face in Reading, 99% of the time they will be Irish.

Tizzy
23-06-2005, 18:01:16
Ok, I was just being pedantic before, but that annoys me. Not as much as being called Scotch though.

Onyhoo. I do drink too much but I don't hate the English (obviously!)

paiktis22
23-06-2005, 18:02:29
you sshould be thankful (or not) that i posses the bsic lingustic tools to communicate with you iun your native language! (not counting gaelic)

protein
23-06-2005, 18:03:06
You don't drink too much! You drink like a bit of a party animal but you don't have a bottle of white lightning hidden under your bed.

Cruddy
23-06-2005, 18:04:54
Scottish has both highest alcohol rates and university pass rates in Europe.

I guess it figures. All the boozy students.

Tizzy
23-06-2005, 18:05:17
*checks under bed*

Phew, only some Special Brew.

The Norks
24-06-2005, 02:15:06
Hell, I'm half Scottish and my middle name is Dewar :lol:
Being Presbyterian didnt seem to stop my father drinking like a fish in his youth. He also hated the English. He used to watch the cricket just so he could watch England lose miserably. He told me that if I got married, he would rather I married a Scotsman, then next in line went like this: Irish, Welsh, then Australian, Pakistani, Indian, West Indian and other ENgland smashing cricketing nations, then the rest of the world, then England.

I *think* he was joking :cute:

Protein just to address your point- I dont think being a smackhead alcoholic is particular to Scotland- it certainly gets more press attention, but you're bound to notice someone in Reading with a Scots accent, and you're bound not to notice all the alcoholics that arent rolling in the gutter every day. Scotland is a small country with a small population so any substance problems are going to seem disproportionate when most of the population lives between two cities, cities always having drugs problems. I bet there are more english smackheads in london.

protein
24-06-2005, 02:30:58
Absolutely, I agree. There are a worrying amount of Scottish and Irish alcoholics down here though.

Oh, and scouse smack head criminals.

I don't want to sterotype here but all scousers are evil scumbag criminals. :lol:

protein
24-06-2005, 02:31:20
Sorry, I'm drunk.

The Norks
24-06-2005, 02:32:37
well no one's going to defend scousers :D

mr.G
24-06-2005, 04:21:14
Originally posted by Tizzy
*checks under bed*

Phew, only some Special Brew. :lol:

Oerdin
24-06-2005, 06:19:57
Originally posted by paiktis22
is there a single scott in this world who doesnt drink too much and doesnt think the english are bastards?

Doesn't everyone think the English are bastards?

The Norks
24-06-2005, 09:23:54
No, they love us for our colonial influence and morally superior nature :)

Funko
24-06-2005, 11:38:13
And our superior intelligence, good looks, fine food and excellence in the world of sport.

MOBIUS
24-06-2005, 11:52:42
My God, you're fucked then!:p

Funko
24-06-2005, 11:54:12
Ask Venom about irony later.

The Norks
24-06-2005, 11:55:32
Originally posted by Funko
And our superior intelligence, good looks, fine food and excellence in the world of sport.

shhhh! you're spoiling it!! ;)

MOBIUS
24-06-2005, 11:59:21
And I love to state the obvious!:)

I am like a pig in shit when I can both make an awful pun AND state the obvious in a single sentence...:D:D:D

Funko
24-06-2005, 12:04:58
Originally posted by MOBIUS
I am like a pig in shit

Don't you mean a sheep?

The Norks
24-06-2005, 12:13:24
a pig in sheep?

what kind of unholy pervert are you?

mr.G
24-06-2005, 12:54:08
Originally posted by The Norks
a pig in sheep AWESOMEAWESOME AWESOME AWESOME

Nav
24-06-2005, 13:24:06
A scot told me about the 'Beer Scooter'. Sums them up really. :)

MOBIUS
24-06-2005, 16:55:51
Originally posted by The Norks
a pig in sheep?

what kind of unholy pervert are you?

An unholy sonic undermind muff pervert...:cute:

Oerdin
24-06-2005, 18:31:24
Muff Muff Muff Muff

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
24-06-2005, 21:30:27
Originally posted by The Norks
Hell, I'm half Scottish and my middle name is Dewar :lol:

You're middle-named after a cryogenic suspension tank?? :eek:

The Norks
26-06-2005, 20:44:19
a popular brand of whisky (I'm actually descended from the people who owned the distillery- the drunkeness is in my blood!)

Cruddy
26-06-2005, 21:15:47
Originally posted by Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
You're middle-named after a cryogenic suspension tank?? :eek:

The guy that invented the flask was called Dewar.

Rather like Colonel Shrapnel, Mr Cadbury and Sir William Blunt-Instrument.

MOBIUS
26-06-2005, 23:09:09
Captain Birdseye...:cute:

The Norks
26-06-2005, 23:31:57
I'm sure i heard that flask mentioned in chemistry once.