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Funko
21-06-2005, 14:01:03
I have no idea what it's about and don't want to ruin it by opening it and finding out.

:lol:

Genius title though.

Cruddy
21-06-2005, 14:02:51
Myocardial infaction has been misheard before as massive internal fart.

Funko
21-06-2005, 14:08:39
That sounds like the kind of thing I wouldn't want to read in case it spoilt the concept.

mr.G
21-06-2005, 14:26:21
genius title indeed

mr.G
21-06-2005, 14:27:00
or the title of a novel by nicci french

Venom
21-06-2005, 14:36:18
You hold a nasty BBQ fart inside too long and it will kill you.

mr.G
21-06-2005, 14:42:33
a long long time ago when i was a student and not as mature as i am now i farted in the shower the day after a nice nice drinking night.
It made me puke.
never ever forget the feeling of trying to get half digested spaghetti get through the drain by using just my toes.

Greg W
21-06-2005, 14:53:27
Morning after drinking farts are the worst. :gasmaske:

The Norks
21-06-2005, 15:59:53
Originally posted by mr.G
a long long time ago when i was a student and not as mature as i am now i farted in the shower the day after a nice nice drinking night.
It made me puke.
never ever forget the feeling of trying to get half digested spaghetti get through the drain by using just my toes.

thats a beautiful story MrG, and one you can tell your grandchildren as they sit on your knee with curiosity in their hearts :nervous:

Funko
21-06-2005, 16:00:27
Yeah, kids love stories like that. :lol:

MDA
21-06-2005, 16:01:49
and laughter in their ears,
and spaghetti between their toes

Japher
21-06-2005, 20:44:37
I just posted in that thread...

Poor Pekka, the Finn to end all Finns, the self declared Supercitizen whose only weakness is asking girls out on dates, is wondering if you can die by holding your farts.

Venom
21-06-2005, 21:29:26
Has anyone mentioned sewing their asshole closed in there yet?

The Higgelhoff
21-06-2005, 21:30:28
BBQ farts are the worst, they are more deadly than hangover farts. They are more meaty!

Cruddy
21-06-2005, 21:33:14
I'd say a bad Guiness fart is worse than a BBQ fart.

Japher
21-06-2005, 21:33:19
Has anyone mentioned sewing their asshole closed in there yet?



Why? Scared of needles?

Venom
21-06-2005, 21:40:47
Some kinds of BBQ are infinitely worse than guiness. They almost kill you when you eat them, they clog your arteries, then they try and kill you on the way out.

Cruddy
21-06-2005, 21:44:39
Venom - bad Guiness as in a Guiness not as fresh as it could be.

Venom
21-06-2005, 21:46:06
Fine. I will up the ante to a bad BBQ fart.

MDA
21-06-2005, 21:55:56
I'm thinking scrumpy combines the best/worst of both?

Cruddy
21-06-2005, 22:01:45
But BBQ meat is cooked before eaten.

Bad Guiness, you're getting all the bacteria straight.

HelloKitty
21-06-2005, 22:18:53
Well considering Guiness has the 3% factor that gives it the distinctive taste, I am sure if it goes off any more it is really bad for you.

Venom
21-06-2005, 22:22:17
I'm talking left in the fridge for 10 days bad. I'll try it out. I've got 3 pounds of BBQ sitting in the fridge right now. It's been 3 days. Time to let it cure.

Cruddy
21-06-2005, 22:51:57
Originally posted by Venom
I'm talking left in the fridge for 10 days bad. I'll try it out.

Erm... I'm talking about 2 years past its sell by date bad.

Originally posted by Venom
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I've got 3 pounds of BBQ sitting in the fridge right now. It's been 3 days. Time to let it cure.

Much quicker if you hang it where the flies can get it at it.

Greg W
22-06-2005, 00:35:00
I'm just wondering why the hell there's a distinction between drinking and BBQ farts. I don't think I've ever been to a BBQ where I didn't drink.

Venom
22-06-2005, 00:35:05
Bottled things take longer to go bad. I think by 10 days I can have maggots.

mr.G
22-06-2005, 06:26:47
Originally posted by The Norks
thats a beautiful story MrG, and one you can tell your grandchildren as they sit on your knee with curiosity in their hearts :nervous: jes jes I know, it brings tears im my eyes instantly.
And I have other nice nice stories to tell them.