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walruskkkch
04-04-2002, 20:16:17
Question:How can I find a book?
Answer:Have you tried the card catalog yet?

Question:Is that the quickest way there?
Answer:Well you could have Scotty beam you up and then beam you over but you are probably better off following my directions.

Question:Are you sure you don't have the book can you look again?
Answer: Unless I wasted 10 grand going to library school we don't have the book.


Question:Where can I find articles on Nuclear Physics?
Answer:Use the indexes in Science Reference
Question:Can't I use these computers?
Answer:Feel free to, but you won't find any articles on nuclear physics there.

Venom
04-04-2002, 20:24:51
You had to go to library school?

walruskkkch
04-04-2002, 20:33:05
Only if I wanted the job.

(Hey! Another question I love at work. :D )

Venom
04-04-2002, 20:40:30
Tell them to shut the hell up. And direct them to the Space Babes contest.

walruskkkch
04-04-2002, 20:43:53
My shushing technique needs work.

Venom
04-04-2002, 20:44:24
You could throw books at them.

walruskkkch
04-04-2002, 20:45:51
Heaven Forfend!

Venom
04-04-2002, 20:50:38
There's got to be plenty of spare books in the library no one reads.

walruskkkch
04-04-2002, 20:51:22
:hmm:

Venom
04-04-2002, 20:52:03
Indeed.

walruskkkch
04-04-2002, 20:56:22
We got names for people like you.

Venom
04-04-2002, 21:00:06
Ummm...Bookthrower.

walruskkkch
04-04-2002, 21:01:44
No, worse.

Venom
04-04-2002, 21:03:10
Bookburner?

walruskkkch
04-04-2002, 21:04:17
Getting warmer. :lol:

Venom
04-04-2002, 21:05:29
Are you going to take away my card catalog priveledges?

walruskkkch
04-04-2002, 21:06:31
That ain't cruel enough.

Venom
04-04-2002, 21:08:14
You don't mean that your going to revoke my library card?

walruskkkch
04-04-2002, 21:09:20
Nah, that's a piddling punishment.

Venom
04-04-2002, 21:10:56
The rest of your library punishments are puny and weak old man.

walruskkkch
04-04-2002, 21:11:44
Not when it deals with your downloading capability.

Venom
04-04-2002, 21:12:45
Pah! You can't change that!

walruskkkch
04-04-2002, 21:16:06
We work for the government, we can do anything we want to.

Venom
04-04-2002, 21:17:30
I thought that was college students who could do whatever they wanted.

walruskkkch
04-04-2002, 21:19:06
Not in this fashion of doing anything. They are restricted to the college version.

Venom
04-04-2002, 21:20:43
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