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alsieboo
20-06-2005, 12:36:38
that you can't get a free comprehensive medical assesment on the net. Huh? Huh?

Funko
20-06-2005, 12:38:29
Because most of the stuff you'd need done to give you a comprehensive medican assessment requires tests on you.

You can't give blood for a blood test online (yet)

alsieboo
20-06-2005, 12:42:37
shush, you're ruining my teeny rant :(

Funko
20-06-2005, 12:51:47
I believe you can get free medical assessments on the NHS. :cute:

Cruddy
20-06-2005, 14:38:51
Originally posted by alsieboo
that you can't get a free comprehensive medical assesment on the net. Huh? Huh?

The most successful labour union in British history is the British Medical Association.

No way are they going to let automation happen without a fight.

MDA
20-06-2005, 15:45:18
Howard Stern gives free breast exams. He'd probably toss in a free pelvic if you're not hideously obese.

mr.G
20-06-2005, 16:29:16
mrG also, totaly free

The Norks
20-06-2005, 16:56:11
Originally posted by alsieboo
that you can't get a free comprehensive medical assesment on the net. Huh? Huh?

that question is wrong on so many levels :lol:

Lazarus and the Gimp
20-06-2005, 18:23:12
Originally posted by alsieboo
that you can't get a free comprehensive medical assesment on the net. Huh? Huh?

I'm sure many people would offer, but check they're registered with the medical council before taking your clothes off.

Christoph
20-06-2005, 18:36:21
*faps*

Provost Harrison
20-06-2005, 18:37:47
Leslie Grantham MD is offering his services ;)

Cruddy
20-06-2005, 20:25:37
Anyway, you can get a medical diagnosis over the phone.

NHS Direct - I'm going for a job interview there on Wednesday.

Fuck knows why. The reason I've never been interested in care work is - I don't care.

alsieboo
20-06-2005, 23:25:51
Yeah but NHS direct are a bunch of wankers that generally have no idea what they're talking about (in my mothers opinion, so after telling me I should see the doctor about it, me saying I didn't want to waste their time and asking to ring them instead, she told me she thought they were incompetent.)

Cruddy
20-06-2005, 23:30:06
Why do you think I'm applying? I should fit right in. For example;-

"I've got a pain in my chest" - Well phone a fucking ambulance then.

"I'm depressed" - Do a few ees, that'll pep you up.

"I want to kill somebody" - Do it, creep!

"I've got a vibrator stuck up my arse" - Lucky old you!

Etc etc.

alsieboo
20-06-2005, 23:31:13
oooh, when I phone up I wanna speak to you!