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KrazyHorse@home
20-06-2005, 02:55:04
38.6 grams of desiccated semen.

Cruddy
20-06-2005, 04:02:31
1,298,437,549,437,437,236,933 empty beer cans.

Cumber
20-06-2005, 09:59:15
And a partridge in a pear tree

Provost Harrison
20-06-2005, 15:38:11
Ah, is that what it is?

MDA
20-06-2005, 15:41:15
140 fingernail clippings

and 12 grams of Cheetos powder

Provost Harrison
20-06-2005, 15:58:41
...and the crusts from 87 pizzas...

*End Is Forever*
20-06-2005, 16:04:03
Is this a particularly perverse version of "I went to the shops, and..."?

Provost Harrison
20-06-2005, 16:05:59
It would appear so...although I am concerned that I am becoming what is associated with all things onanistic...

zmama
21-06-2005, 02:50:05
SNOTVERDOMME!

The Norks
21-06-2005, 05:22:09
his 'lucky' condom, half a pound of cake, and a tramp's whiskers

mr.G
21-06-2005, 08:53:57
'lucky' condom is a full one jes?

Spartak
21-06-2005, 08:58:47
Not for PH.

mr.G
21-06-2005, 08:59:17
100-0

Gary
21-06-2005, 15:33:35
.

Gary
21-06-2005, 15:34:16
Hmmm not got the hang of this - it doesn't display :(

Funko
21-06-2005, 15:52:12
Yeah, it's a bitmap so it doesn't show. If you save it as a gif or jpg it'll show in the thread.

Gary
21-06-2005, 20:16:20
Oh I see.. ta

Gary
21-06-2005, 20:22:57
.

Oerdin
21-06-2005, 20:23:40
Originally posted by KrazyHorse@home
38.6 grams of desiccated semen.

Left unexplained was that it was horse semen. :hmm:

mr.G
21-06-2005, 21:22:05
pardon..............paarden jaaah

Cruddy
21-06-2005, 21:34:44
Originally posted by Oerdin
Left unexplained was that it was horse semen. :hmm:

Apparently an excellent lubricant in sub zeo conditions - as PH is supposed to be an Inuit, it makes perfect sense.