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The Norks
17-06-2005, 14:50:39
When i was a teenager I decided I must lose my virginity before I was 20 and duly achieved this 12 days before I was 20.

(6th December St Nikolaus day)

Your suggestions please, for what I should do before I'm 30!

I need to get running and shift some poundage thats for sure. Office work and starbucks lattes have taken their toll on my once model like svelte form *snigger*, and I also want to finish the Northern Lights trilogy and get a new job

apart from this- help! :)

Funko
17-06-2005, 14:52:06
That means it's less than seven months before I'm 30.

The Norks
17-06-2005, 14:53:15
Correctamundo Mikey


(sorry- I watched Happy Days after Mork and Mindy)

The Norks
17-06-2005, 14:54:09
we both need a list in that case.

I think you should get a powdered wig and frock coat before you're 30

and we should go for a drink before we're 30 lol

King_Ghidra
17-06-2005, 14:55:12
get dreadlocks

The Norks
17-06-2005, 14:56:02
on my nutsack?

Funko
17-06-2005, 14:56:57
Do other people not say correctamundo in everyday speech even if they haven't been watching Happy Days?


I'm going to be promoting a gig before I'm 30 I reckon that's my thing.

King_Ghidra
17-06-2005, 14:57:02
fantasise about oerdin in his policeman's outfit with handcuffs

Funko
17-06-2005, 14:57:19
Going for a drink before we're thirty - bit unrealistic?

The Norks
17-06-2005, 14:57:48
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
fantasise about oerdin in his policeman's outfit with handcuffs

we're meant to be thinking of things I haven't done yet ;)

The Norks
17-06-2005, 14:58:16
Originally posted by Funko
Going for a drink before we're thirty - bit unrealistic?

oooh let me check my calendar.....

Funko
17-06-2005, 15:00:37
I reckon I might be free about October.

I seem to be moving house, promoting a gig, going on holiday twice, helping organise a fringe festival and going to Reading festival before then.

The Norks
17-06-2005, 15:02:50
you just dont love me anymore :cry:

Funko
17-06-2005, 15:05:20
Anymore?

Lurker the Second
17-06-2005, 15:07:13
Originally posted by Funko


I seem to be moving house,


How ironic, so's Tizzy.

mr.G
17-06-2005, 15:10:54
:lol:

The Norks
17-06-2005, 15:20:37
Originally posted by Funko
Anymore?

a pox on you, sir!

Tizzy
17-06-2005, 15:20:45
Life is full of strange coincidences

self biased
17-06-2005, 15:21:57
like dingding kicking.

The Norks
17-06-2005, 15:33:02
Originally posted by Tizzy
Life is full of strange coincidences

Mike and Tizzy sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.....etc

Greg W
17-06-2005, 15:36:19
Norks, you need to travel before you're 30. Put that on your list.

P.S. You old fart you.

The Norks
17-06-2005, 15:38:20
I WISH

I'm hoping to at least get a holiday tho.

The Norks
17-06-2005, 15:39:10
I don't feel old, I'm looking forward to being 30. I don't have to make vain attempts at being cool anymore lol

Funko
17-06-2005, 15:39:18
A tree?

Funko
17-06-2005, 15:39:41
Hopefully it doesn't have a chainsaw.

MOBIUS
17-06-2005, 15:39:58
I was unemployed and poor when I was 30 - if that helps...?

Japher
17-06-2005, 15:40:22
I'm 30. I still haven't stopped being kewl!!

Tizzy
17-06-2005, 15:41:20
Is this the appropriate place to laugh about being young?

The Norks
17-06-2005, 15:42:56
how old is the Tizzter then?

Japher
17-06-2005, 15:43:08
Anywhere is the appropriate place to laugh about being young...

but we'll all just think you're young and naive

mr.G
17-06-2005, 15:43:41
jes jes go ahead?
and aaaah how many minutes before leaving forever?

Greg W
17-06-2005, 15:45:35
Originally posted by The Norks
I WISH

I'm hoping to at least get a holiday tho. Well, I owe you a beer or three, so get that boyfriend of yours to bring you down here to collect it. I may even buy him one if he's lucky. ;)

Lazarus and the Gimp
17-06-2005, 15:48:32
Originally posted by The Norks
Your suggestions please, for what I should do before I'm 30!



Get pregnant, of course.

The Norks
17-06-2005, 15:49:00
HA! Good joke Greg :)

I might go for a full on breakdown tho and run away to Australia to become a barmaid. I have such a thing about visiting Oz this year, I keep seeing ads everywhere. I'd really like to visit my relatives too (sorry- reli's)

The Norks
17-06-2005, 15:49:46
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Get pregnant, of course.

I thought I was up the stick this month but I was just a day late. I feel a bit broody but essentialy- NO FUCKING WAY!

Tizzy
17-06-2005, 15:51:14
Norks - 25

mr G - 99 and counting


(Glad I didn't get those two mixed up!)

Greg W
17-06-2005, 15:53:59
Originally posted by The Norks
HA! Good joke Greg :)

I might go for a full on breakdown tho and run away to Australia to become a barmaid. I have such a thing about visiting Oz this year, I keep seeing ads everywhere. I'd really like to visit my relatives too (sorry- reli's) Relos, not relis. :rolleyes:

Excuses are like arseholes Norks. Just do it! ;)

King_Ghidra
17-06-2005, 16:00:47
Originally posted by The Norks
I don't feel old, I'm looking forward to being 30.

ditto, i feel like i've been waiting five years to turn thirty so i'll be quite relieved when it's over.

I'm sure i'll cut quite a dash as a distinguished middle-aged gent :cool:

The Norks
17-06-2005, 16:05:55
money time boyfriend these are three reasons why I cant Greg

The Norks
17-06-2005, 16:06:53
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
ditto, i feel like i've been waiting five years to turn thirty so i'll be quite relieved when it's over.

I'm sure i'll cut quite a dash as a distinguished middle-aged gent :cool:

lol yes its a slippery slope from 25 (watch out Miss Tizz!)

bring on the dirty thirties!

Tizzy
17-06-2005, 16:08:05
20-24 were pretty shit all in all, the next few years have got to be better :)

Greg W
17-06-2005, 16:10:03
Well, you ahve to start somewhere KG. :p

Nills Lagerbaak
17-06-2005, 16:10:17
I cannot believe I will be 28 in two months time. It is not on. Still someone thought I was 23 the other day. I like her....

The Norks
17-06-2005, 16:12:26
Someone thought I was 24 the other day. Lucky genes.

MoSe
17-06-2005, 16:13:22
Originally posted by The Norks
...lose my virginity before I was 20 and duly achieved this 12 days before I was 20.
Your suggestions please, for what I should do before I'm 30!

you could lose your "other" :brwncard: virginity, provided that's not already happened (or even happened beforehand :o)...
:cute:

Greg W
17-06-2005, 16:13:54
Originally posted by The Norks
money time boyfriend these are three reasons why I cant Greg Money, provided by boyfriend, who gladly gives you tim to do it. Problem solved, I should be a problem solving type person for a living. ;)

Nills Lagerbaak
17-06-2005, 16:15:16
I suggest:

Fuck a horse. Come on, it would be the best thing anyone here would ever do in their lifetimes.

The Norks
17-06-2005, 16:16:00
I'll have to find a new boyfriend then

The Norks
17-06-2005, 16:16:31
Originally posted by Nills Lagerbaak
I suggest:

Fuck a horse. Come on, it would be the best thing anyone here would ever do in their lifetimes.

been there, done that

Nills Lagerbaak
17-06-2005, 16:16:44
Excellent x-post

Nills Lagerbaak
17-06-2005, 16:17:51
Originally posted by The Norks
been there, done that You shopuld know by now, nothing on here is worth squat without links/ pictures / videos

The Norks
17-06-2005, 16:20:11
ahhh you can see my performance in 'Pleasure Ponies 2- back in the saddle' available at your local video shop

:lol:

MoSe
17-06-2005, 16:21:16
I DID THINK INDEED I saw you before... ;)

The Norks
17-06-2005, 16:22:25
thats right- doe this line ring any bells?

'ride me big boy, do you like my juicy apples?'

Oerdin
17-06-2005, 16:42:56
Originally posted by The Norks
I WISH

I'm hoping to at least get a holiday tho.

Where is the one place you haven't gone that you rreally want to go? You could probably swing it since you have half a year to plan. Do you have any life goals which you haven't accomplished? Do you want to write a book or start your own internet business? Do you want to learn a musical instrument? In six months you could easily lose up to 50 pounds if you wanted to (not that you need to lose that much but I'm speaking about what's possible).

Surely there was something you wanted to do or thought you'd have done by the time you're 30. If you spend a bit of time thinking about it I'm sure you will remember.

Nills Lagerbaak
17-06-2005, 16:45:46
NAY! NAY!

Japher
17-06-2005, 16:48:56
Very insightful Nills, thanks for that post, it has changed my life.

Nills Lagerbaak
17-06-2005, 16:51:36
That's what this thread is all about!

Cruddy
17-06-2005, 16:54:22
Better start saving for your Zimmer frame Norks!

(Said the 37 y old). :)

The Norks
17-06-2005, 16:58:09
Originally posted by Oerdin
Where is the one place you haven't gone that you rreally want to go? You could probably swing it since you have half a year to plan. Do you have any life goals which you haven't accomplished? Do you want to write a book or start your own internet business? Do you want to learn a musical instrument? In six months you could easily lose up to 50 pounds if you wanted to (not that you need to lose that much but I'm speaking about what's possible).

Surely there was something you wanted to do or thought you'd have done by the time you're 30. If you spend a bit of time thinking about it I'm sure you will remember.


I'M GOING TO FUCK PRINCE HARRY!

The Norks
17-06-2005, 16:59:03
Originally posted by Nills Lagerbaak
NAY! NAY!

I recognise that naying....wait a minute.....were you Pete the pleasure pony?

I feel so violated!

Japher
17-06-2005, 16:59:45
ah, the internet

reuniting yet another long lost love

Funko
17-06-2005, 17:00:28
Originally posted by Nills Lagerbaak
I cannot believe I will be 28 in two months time. It is not on. Still someone thought I was 23 the other day. I like her....

Someone told me there was no way I was 29 last week. Oh well. :)

Japher
17-06-2005, 17:02:00
I'm 29 and 19 months

The Norks
17-06-2005, 17:02:24
Originally posted by Oerdin
Where is the one place you haven't gone that you rreally want to go? You could probably swing it since you have half a year to plan. Do you have any life goals which you haven't accomplished? Do you want to write a book or start your own internet business? Do you want to learn a musical instrument? In six months you could easily lose up to 50 pounds if you wanted to (not that you need to lose that much but I'm speaking about what's possible).

Surely there was something you wanted to do or thought you'd have done by the time you're 30. If you spend a bit of time thinking about it I'm sure you will remember.

hmm.... I've never travelled at all, so anywhere would be a start. Except Brittany and a couple of Greek Islands

Life Goals- ahh I have some things in the pipeline actually, will take longer than 6 months but I'm on them

I need to get me some running shoes and a running group. And I'm going to go GI (diet, not Joe)

The Norks
17-06-2005, 17:03:28
Originally posted by Funko
Someone told me there was no way I was 29 last week. Oh well. :)

were they asking for your bus pass? *snigger*

Funko
17-06-2005, 17:05:19
You can laugh but you are older than me so the joke's on you grandma.

Nills Lagerbaak
17-06-2005, 17:10:37
Now, now. Don't you towo squabble, you'll only have a hernia or summat

The Norks
17-06-2005, 17:12:58
lol funko forgets women live longer

Funko
17-06-2005, 17:13:54
I should respect my elders.

Funko
17-06-2005, 17:14:20
Originally posted by The Norks
lol funko forgets women live longer

They drive us to an early grave.

Tizzy
17-06-2005, 17:15:20
It's the only way we can get a bit of peace

Funko
17-06-2005, 17:16:26
Says the girl who wants the drums...

The Norks
17-06-2005, 17:17:38
eat more chips

Funko
17-06-2005, 17:18:43
Huh?

The Norks
17-06-2005, 17:25:42
more chips= more heart attacks for men thus fulfilling your genetic destiny


of course we all die of boredom because we have no one to nag any more :D

MOBIUS
17-06-2005, 20:19:37
Originally posted by The Norks
I thought I was up the stick this month but I was just a day late. I feel a bit broody but essentialy- NO FUCKING WAY!

Actually it is usually the fucking that provides the way...:cute:

Koshko
17-06-2005, 21:46:14
OMG OLD!

You know ... The average woman's looks peak at 20. By 30, a woman is offically an over-the-hill old spinster.

The Norks
17-06-2005, 21:50:48
I definitely look better than when I was 20. I was a pseudo goth swathed in black chiffon with atrocious make up

Lazarus and the Gimp
17-06-2005, 22:13:19
Just my type of girl!

The Norks
17-06-2005, 22:21:24
lol I still do the eye makeup and listen to the Cure periodically if it helps :D