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fp
15-06-2005, 13:33:07
Kit Kats!

From a straw poll conducted amongst cowies I have determined that people seem to have strong feelings over whether 2 or 4 finger Kit Kat bars taste better. The general tide of opinion had it that the 4 finger variety was superior, although a miniority of those questions insisted that two fingers were better.

What do the masses of CG think on this issue?

mr.G
15-06-2005, 13:36:18
huh, i quess we live in the dark ages over here.
only know the 4. so I vote : not on wednesday

fp
15-06-2005, 13:38:31
A fascinating discovery!

King_Ghidra
15-06-2005, 13:50:29
how could 2 or 4 taste better when they are just or more or less of the same thing, that's retarded

King_Ghidra
15-06-2005, 13:51:46
and i was disappointed to find this thread wasn't about masturbation

fp
15-06-2005, 13:54:17
it's because of the crust to nice-bit ratio. whoops. wrong thread.

no seriously, i think that the four finger bars taste better than two. i think it has something to do with the chocolate weld between fingers. there's more gross chocolate per square inch in a bigger bar for a start.

fp
15-06-2005, 13:54:40
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
and i was disappointed to find this thread wasn't about masturbation

pokey bum masturbation?

King_Ghidra
15-06-2005, 13:54:56
your call

zmama
15-06-2005, 13:55:16
Dark chocolate kitkats rule!

King_Ghidra
15-06-2005, 13:56:10
never heard of them, but i think they did a chocolate orange kit kat here

fp
15-06-2005, 13:57:37
mmm.... dark chocolate orange kit kat.....

Gramercy Riffs
15-06-2005, 13:58:48
Didnt they white Kit Kats too? In the age of PC an all...

Venom
15-06-2005, 14:04:28
The people who like 2 are obviously closet anorexics.

The Higgelhoff
15-06-2005, 14:06:50
Fuck kit-kats - they're awful!

Tizzy
15-06-2005, 14:35:40
Mmm, kit-kats.

4 fingers definitely, although chunky is good too.
Especially the "posh" ones they did not so long ago with caramel in, mmmmm.

protein
15-06-2005, 14:39:12
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
how could 2 or 4 taste better when they are just or more or less of the same thing, that's retarded
apparently not. If they were triangular they would taste better.

MoSe
15-06-2005, 15:30:41
Kitekat?

I'm faithful to Twix, and that only comes in two separated fingers packs.

Funko
15-06-2005, 15:55:00
vs FunkyFingers?

Funko
15-06-2005, 15:55:37
Originally posted by protein
apparently not. If they were triangular they would taste better.

:lol:

protein
15-06-2005, 16:01:11
more wafer to chocolate ratio

protein
15-06-2005, 16:01:33
or something

Diss
15-06-2005, 19:19:51
kit cats and most chocalate foods are too sweet.

Oerdin
15-06-2005, 20:32:40
I thought this thread was about finger banging.

Koshko
15-06-2005, 20:49:58
Kit Kats owns almost every type of candy.

To answer a previous comment: Yes they have made white chocolate kit kats. The also have made dark chocolate, chocolate orange, and chocolate mint.

Diss
15-06-2005, 21:36:15
Originally posted by Oerdin
I thought this thread was about finger banging.

I did too. I have a dirty mind though.

Diss
15-06-2005, 21:36:51
the only kind of chocalate I can stand are milky ways and whoppers. but even those are too sweet. I only eat them on halloween.

Venom
15-06-2005, 21:47:55
Shut up, queer. Only old queers who swallow too much jizz think chocolate is too sweet.

Fistandantilus
15-06-2005, 21:53:41
You tell him, Venom!

alsieboo
15-06-2005, 21:58:17
I prefer 2 fingers myself

Immortal Wombat
16-06-2005, 00:47:15
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
how could 2 or 4 taste better when they are just or more or less of the same thing, that's retarded
The two finger variety is wrapped in foil, whereas increasingly the four finger variety is wrapped in plastic. The type of wrappaging affects the texture of the chocolate by altering the melting dynamics and affects the moisture absorbance rates in the wafer. :gasmaske:

protein
16-06-2005, 01:32:37
Originally posted by alsieboo
I prefer 2 fingers myself
Why does it sound rude when you say it?

mr.G
16-06-2005, 07:27:32
hmmmm same thought.
so i am normal

Funko
16-06-2005, 09:15:34
The four finger variety used to be wrapped in foil too. When did that change?

I might need to change my vote if they taste different now.

fp
16-06-2005, 12:18:03
The four finger ones just come in an all-encompassing wrapper like other chocolate bars.

I'm going to try and buy a two-finger bar and a four-finger bar at lunch time to see which one is tastier, and if at all possible, why I think this.

Tizzy
16-06-2005, 12:22:39
Science in action!

MoSe
16-06-2005, 12:47:00
to claim that, someone else should be able to reproduce his same experiment following his instructions

I don't even know wheter Kitekat is still marketed here, leave alone about the different-fingered variants

Funko
16-06-2005, 12:48:07
Originally posted by fp
The four finger ones just come in an all-encompassing wrapper like other chocolate bars.

Didn't used to be. I haven't had one for years though.

Venom
16-06-2005, 13:39:50
I almost bought one last night based off of this thread. Then I felt bad that I was letting CG infiltrate real life and I smashed the kit kat display.

fp
16-06-2005, 13:57:48
CG is a destructive influence on real life. FACT!

Tizzy
16-06-2005, 13:58:45
So true :lol:

Funko
16-06-2005, 14:00:20
:cry:

mr.G
16-06-2005, 14:01:11
:lol:

Venom
16-06-2005, 14:12:31
And then? Then I didn't have any kit kats. Bad night all around.

mr.G
16-06-2005, 14:36:59
nannie nannie naaaanie

MOBIUS
16-06-2005, 14:45:09
Kit Kat are owned by Nestlé - who are a bunch of cunts!:gasmaske:

Funko
16-06-2005, 14:46:53
There's a comedy logo/advert on the internet somewhere for Nestlé that says something like

"Students, try and boycott us if you want, we make everything!"

Funko
16-06-2005, 14:48:34
http://pds.egloos.com/pds/1/200312/03/92/a0002692_185559.jpg

:lol:

MOBIUS
16-06-2005, 14:51:09
Yeah, well the cocksuckers and their hydra like spin-offs are banned from the student union...:shoot:

Funko
16-06-2005, 14:52:35
They were banned from our student union as well. Annoying had to go to Omco to get a kit-kat.

MOBIUS
16-06-2005, 14:52:44
Though I did eat some After Eights the other day - but I didn't buy them...

Funko
16-06-2005, 14:53:07
BABY MURDERER!

MOBIUS
16-06-2005, 15:02:20
Well there's too many in the world anyway...:cute:

Boycott-breaker!:p

Venom
16-06-2005, 15:03:07
Oh so what. So Nestle is evil. But they make tasty things.

MOBIUS
16-06-2005, 15:21:29
Hey you're right it's only 3rd World babies that are dying, and there's plenty of them anyway...

Maybe we should give them a gold star or something for helping reduce the global population explosion.

Funko
16-06-2005, 15:24:14
Is it wrong to want to buy Nestle to spite the annoying overzealous anti-Nestle students?

mr.G
16-06-2005, 15:31:36
what's wrong with Nestle?

MOBIUS
16-06-2005, 15:32:02
It's up to you and your conscience at the end of the day. Frankly I am pretty ambivalent cos they are killing off a lot of people who would otherwise grow up and put on an even greater strain on the world's resources - hell they might even try to become asylum seekers here!:eek:

Venom
16-06-2005, 15:33:08
Damn right.

Besides, 3rd world life expectancy isn't all it's cracked up to be.

MOBIUS
16-06-2005, 15:34:31
Especially not when companies like Nestle are around making sure it doesn't get any higher...:D

Venom
16-06-2005, 15:36:09
If Nestle doesn't get them AIDS or Genocide probably will.

Venom
16-06-2005, 15:37:02
Also they're being spared a life of probable rape by French UN troops.

MOBIUS
16-06-2005, 15:39:18
So what you're saying is that it's all the fault of the French?

Venom
16-06-2005, 15:44:20
The raping is. The AIDS and Genocide and Nestle...no.

MOBIUS
16-06-2005, 15:49:11
Are you sure about the AIDS and Genocide and Nestle?

I mean Nestlé has that froggy looking accent on the second 'e' - looks pretty French to me!

Nills Lagerbaak
16-06-2005, 15:55:24
Originally posted by mr.G
what's wrong with Nestle?


They convinced a whole load of mums that their breast milk was no good.
They then sold then gave em samples of their own produced milk, after which the baby is unable to return to breast feeding. And of course these particular mothers would probably spend their little money on clothes/food rather than processed, bottled milk.

MOBIUS
16-06-2005, 16:00:18
And the formula milk needs water added to it, which in the 3rd world is often dirty thus exposing the baby to needless disease and often death...:gasmaske:

MOBIUS
16-06-2005, 16:01:55
Oh and often the instructions are in a language the mother cannot understand - assuming she can read...

fp
16-06-2005, 18:08:41
Originally posted by Funko
Is it wrong to want to buy Nestle to spite the annoying overzealous anti-Nestle students?

It is never wrong to do anything to spite overzealous anti-anything students.

Venom
16-06-2005, 18:44:46
Students have nothing better to do than be annoying.

Cruddy
16-06-2005, 18:46:56
Originally posted by MOBIUS
Kit Kat are owned by Nestlé - who are a bunch of cunts!:gasmaske:

Nestle are owned by shareholders, who are also a bunch of cunts.

Given a choice, I would much rather have 2 2 finger bars then 1 4 finger bar.

Reason? Easier to resist temptation and save half for later.

I prefer long lasting pleasure to instant gratification.

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
16-06-2005, 21:22:07
My interpretation goes something like this:

Kit Kat wafers have a small, almost undetectable bitter taste to them. I find that the more Kit Kat fingers I eat, the greater the tolerance to the bitter taste I develop. So, in the case of a 2 finger Kit Kat, not enough Kit Kat's have been consumed in order to mostly eliminate the bitter taste. In the case of the four finger variety, by the time you eat the fourth finger, you can barely taste the bitterness and all you register is the good stuff.

Since you're mostly influenced by the most recent sample of something you might ingest, eating a four finger Kit Kat would tend to make you think it tastes better.

By this logic, eating two four finger Kit Kats should be better than eating only one four finger Kit Kat. You can generalise this using the formula that n+2 fingers of Kit Kats always taste better than n fingers of Kit Kats, until the point where it makes you sick to eat any more.

Japher
16-06-2005, 21:28:01
Peanut Butter Cups!!!!!

As for Kit Kat... 4

more is better.

Venom
16-06-2005, 21:41:09
Once again Qaj makes sure no one reads or cares about his point.

Japher
16-06-2005, 21:43:43
who?

Venom
16-06-2005, 22:04:28
Jobu. The mythical god of curveballs.

alsieboo
16-06-2005, 22:38:11
Originally posted by protein
Why does it sound rude when you say it?

it does not sound rude when I say it!

mr.G
16-06-2005, 22:41:13
yes it does,

hehehehe youbetjah hehehehehehehe

alsieboo
16-06-2005, 22:52:48
it's your dirty minds. My bus driver's trying to sully my innocent mind

Tizzy
16-06-2005, 22:54:50
Innocent? :hmm:

alsieboo
16-06-2005, 22:58:53
Yes, thats right, nice and pure as well

mr.G
16-06-2005, 22:59:34
ahummmmm

mr.G
16-06-2005, 23:00:26
nice weathet isn't it
jes jes spring is in the air

huh, why should I?