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Vincent
15-06-2005, 09:21:56
In one instance, a guard was said to have urinated near an air vent.

The wind allegedly blew his urine through the vent, soiling one detainee and his Koran.

...

Other Korans became wet after night-shift guards had thrown balloons filled with water into a cell block, the report found.


I know I'm bad, I'm bad, really, really bad, but: It made me laugh, sorry.

I wanna try that urination trick on my old "friend" C@H. "Sorry I ruined your desk by spilling your brain all over it".

And the balloon story is from http://www.silentera.com/PSFL/data/F/FideleGefangnis1917.html

Anyway, of course this is in FACT sad and fascist and etc. blah.

Ah, I piss on you!

Oerdin
15-06-2005, 09:31:41
Inmates have repeatedly been caught lying and ripping pages out of Korans just so they can claim an American did it. One fellow was even caught on tape throwing his Koran on the ground in view of other inmates then trying to claim a soldier did hit. A quick replay proves he's full of shit but thye muslim world loves lies. Especially if the lies are about Jews eating babies or Americans hurting innocent muslims (that just wanted to murder people).

Vincent
15-06-2005, 09:34:00
I also like the part

The wind
allegedly blew his urine
through the vent
soiling one detainee

That's pure poetry!!!!

mr.G
15-06-2005, 09:35:11
you r bed

Nills Lagerbaak
15-06-2005, 09:36:13
Originally posted by Oerdin
Inmates have repeatedly been caught lying and ripping pages out of Korans just so they can claim an American did it. One fellow was even caught on tape throwing his Koran on the ground in view of other inmates then trying to claim a soldier did hit. A quick replay proves he's full of shit but thye muslim world loves lies. Especially if the lies are about Jews eating babies or Americans hurting innocent muslims (that just wanted to murder people).

yeah, and I wonder who gave them the idea that lying about Americans soiling Korans would be a good scham.


Maybe the Americans soiling the Korans?

Vincent
15-06-2005, 09:37:15
Hey, it was the wind!

Funko
15-06-2005, 09:38:02
Those inmates should be pleased with the Americans for the food and shelter, how dare they make stuff up about the guards. Ungrateful bastards.

Vincent
15-06-2005, 09:39:49
Someone should make a haiku from


The wind
allegedly blew his urine
through the vent
soiling one detainee

Oerdin
15-06-2005, 09:40:27
Originally posted by Nills Lagerbaak
yeah, and I wonder who gave them the idea that lying about Americans soiling Korans would be a good scham.


Maybe the Americans soiling the Korans?

Remember the Al Qaeda handbook they found in Afghanistan? It said to always claim you were tortured & mistreated even if you weren't plus to claim the enemy defiled a Koran or bad mouthed muslims. That's just standard operating procedure for these guys.

Vincent
15-06-2005, 09:41:33
What about the balloons?

Funko
15-06-2005, 09:48:30
It'd have been better if he pissed in the air vent and it blew back on him.

Could send the video of that to You've been Framed.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
15-06-2005, 09:53:58
Originally posted by Oerdin
Inmates have repeatedly been caught lying

Well, the problem is that the other side of the story has a very similar credibility problem...

Vincent
15-06-2005, 09:55:54
The wind and the vent?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
15-06-2005, 09:57:10
The wind
alleged some wmd
through the vent
lying to the UN

Nills Lagerbaak
15-06-2005, 10:00:57
That's actually quite good!

The Blix
Sought a gun
That did smoke
Nothing did he find

Drekkus
15-06-2005, 10:02:38
For those guards the piss just hit the fan.

MoSe
15-06-2005, 11:43:02
Originally posted by Vincent
The wind and the vent?

wind = vento (http://it.wordreference.com/it/en/translation.asp?iten=vento%20&v=js)

and Wind is my company
and Flavia Vento is a really really really blonde showgirl here, we should hire her as our mascotte... :IDEA!: she could be... "blowing in the Wind"!!! I'd be her... fan?

mr.G
15-06-2005, 11:52:37
go to the toilet and wank it of

MoSe
15-06-2005, 12:02:51
I'd rather Vent it off

Cruddy
15-06-2005, 14:19:43
Come to Camp X-Ray Holiday Home;

500 beds, one cook.

Large staff, always attentive and vigilant.

Once visited, never left.

King_Ghidra
15-06-2005, 15:05:46
Originally posted by MoSe
:IDEA!: she could be... "blowing in the Wind"!!! I'd be her... fan?

good god :groan:

The Norks
15-06-2005, 17:25:10
Originally posted by Funko
It'd have been better if he pissed in the air vent and it blew back on him.

Could send the video of that to You've been Framed*.












*by the US Government :cute:

protein
15-06-2005, 17:29:44
Originally posted by Oerdin
Remember the Al Qaeda handbook they found in Afghanistan? It said to always claim you were tortured & mistreated even if you weren't plus to claim the enemy defiled a Koran or bad mouthed muslims. That's just standard operating procedure for these guys.
I smell a Fox story

Oerdin
15-06-2005, 17:58:27
You seriously don't remember the handbook that was huge news back in 2002? They were used as textbooks at those training camps in Afghanistan.

That's the country most of these guys were picked up in.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
15-06-2005, 18:04:19
"It said to always claim you were tortured & mistreated even if you weren't "

It also said take pictures and make films.

mr.G
15-06-2005, 18:09:17
Originally posted by Oerdin
You seriously don't remember the handbook that was huge news back in 2002? They were used as textbooks at those training camps in Afghanistan.

That's the country most of these guys were picked up in. written by an americain?

Oerdin
15-06-2005, 18:18:33
Originally posted by Dyl Ulenspiegel
"It said to always claim you were tortured & mistreated even if you weren't "

It also said take pictures and make films.

Produce one bit of evidence to back up your claim that any such thing happened at gitmo. A bit full of it are we?

The Norks
15-06-2005, 19:18:45
I do think the military get blamed for everything now. Maybe there has been some mistreatment but I doubt if they are that dumb that they would do it on such a wide scale. Ours werent even allowed to take porn to Iraq because it was disrespectful to the culture

Dyl Ulenspiegel
16-06-2005, 08:21:10
Originally posted by Oerdin
Produce one bit of evidence to back up your claim that any such thing happened at gitmo. A bit full of it are we?

1. You were talking about Afghanistan. The point related to the whole network of illegal detention, not just Guantanamo.

2.Yes, there is virtually no evidence escaping Guantanamo. But the point of it is to detain people without legal grounds, to isolate them, to keep them out of sight and to avoid any form of control. If you believe that such an environment does not lead to abuse, even if I were to grant you the fairytale version that torture is not intended, I have a dutch bridge to sell you.

3. You have your standards of evidence confused. Governments are to be presumed guilty upon plausible accusation until proven innocent.

mr.G
16-06-2005, 08:39:47
3 solid points there,

hey can i buy that bridge?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
16-06-2005, 08:40:49
Sure, make an offer.

mr.G
16-06-2005, 08:45:57
an offer, like slaughter Drekkus with a shiny dagger in a pentagon figure?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
16-06-2005, 08:50:12
The bridge is yours. Congrats!

No longer Trippin
16-06-2005, 17:03:55
I would have pushed a little hard Dyl, a rusted dagger perhaps.