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The Norks
14-06-2005, 13:40:45
I have an idea for a thread- everyone from Counterjglow must tell two things about themselves that we *really* don't need to know. This could be embarassing stuff, horrible stuff, dirty depraved stuff, but they must post it in this thread here.

GO!
:bounce:

mr.G
14-06-2005, 13:44:30
doooooooooooooooooo
di

fp
14-06-2005, 13:45:30
You first then, Norks.

The Norks
14-06-2005, 13:48:15
lol
ah but then none of the rest of you will

Dyl Ulenspiegel
14-06-2005, 13:50:09
I suggest Keith make a start by unveiling his muchboodlahooed AE.

Or did I just miss that?

Tizzy
14-06-2005, 13:51:59
If it's something you *really* don't need to know then odds are it's something I *really* don't need to share :D

zmama
14-06-2005, 13:52:38
thank you

The Norks
14-06-2005, 14:09:17
thats thepoint tizzy!

Greg W
14-06-2005, 14:19:03
What the hey, us Aussies are always the not schmartje ones...

My dad almost caught me having sex with his blow up doll when I was about 13 or 14. He got it for his 30th birthday, but he never got to use it.

I once had to go to hospital because one of my testicles got twisted around (the medical term is tortion testes - yuou can get it simply from sitting down for too long). It was the most painful thing I have ever experienced. While there the doctor gave me a rectal probe, with no explanation for why.

mr.G
14-06-2005, 14:21:51
bannnnnnnn
bannnnnnnn
bannnnnnnn that mannnnnnn

The Higgelhoff
14-06-2005, 14:32:23
Originally posted by Greg W
What the hey, us Aussies are always the not schmartje ones...

My dad almost caught me having sex with his blow up doll when I was about 13 or 14. He got it for his 30th birthday, but he never got to use it.

I once had to go to hospital because one of my testicles got twisted around (the medical term is tortion testes - yuou can get it simply from sitting down for too long). It was the most painful thing I have ever experienced. While there the doctor gave me a rectal probe, with no explanation for why.


Best. Post. Ever!

MoSe
14-06-2005, 14:39:26
what do you mean almost? what fun is there in almost?

Greg W
14-06-2005, 14:45:00
Wel, he bashed on the door, and opened it about an inch, then stopped when I yelled at him. He later said that he thought I was in there with a girl, an idea which I did not disabuse him of.

Seems like I am the only one with balls here though. The rest of you are pussies. :p

MoSe
14-06-2005, 14:54:26
Ok here I go:

1: I have no balls
2: I am a pussy

The Norks
14-06-2005, 15:07:52
ok:

I once had cybersex with a random man on the internet (ages ago) and we pretended we were on a ship and he was the captain like in a Mills and Boon novel :lol:

When I was quite young, about 5, I used to have a Fisher price nurses kit and my friend Ian had a drill set. I used to go to his house and use the drill to twirl his willy round, which we both found hilarious until his mother came in and found us one day and I was ejected from the house. He tried to do it on me too but it wasnt quite the same effect!


there you go.

Now the rest of you chicken shits can tell your dark secrets!

mr.G
14-06-2005, 15:08:59
Originally posted by MoSe
Ok here I go:

1: I have no balls
2: I am a pussy

dito

Greg W
14-06-2005, 15:10:49
I like Nork's ship captain story. :lol:

Cruddy
14-06-2005, 15:24:51
DARK secrets... there are so many...

OK, when I was pulling out of Holland I made off with the takings from the communal dope shop. Rather like Renton in Trainspotting.

I then had to go back and rip some silver and gold off from the same place, as a glassblowing friend had left them behind whilst doing a runner to a safer location.

Months later I found out 3 bodies had been found in the (flooded) basement - apparently police informers who had died years before.

EDIT: So getting the fuck out of there was a very smart thing to do.

King_Ghidra
14-06-2005, 15:49:38
Originally posted by The Norks


When I was quite young, about 5, I used to have a Fisher price nurses kit and my friend Ian had a drill set. I used to go to his house and use the drill to twirl his willy round, which we both found hilarious until his mother came in and found us one day and I was ejected from the house. He tried to do it on me too but it wasnt quite the same effect!

hmmm i thought this rang a bell... :D

http://www.counterglow.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=23389

Originally posted by Angelhorns
Ian Clark....ahhh the love of my young life.
I used to drill his willy round with a Fisher Price drill, and then he would drill my bits, until his Mum caught us, flipped out and had us both branded as witches or something. I wasn't allowed to see him for ages.

The Norks
14-06-2005, 15:56:18
lol you have too much time on your hands K_G, and I bet you have some dirty secrets we would like to hear :D

The Higgelhoff
14-06-2005, 15:58:20
:lol:

Ok, I once had my willy out on a school radiator (I must have been 6 years old). I only wanted to keep it warm - I got sent to the head and told that I shouldn't get it out of my pants unless I needed a wee. Advice I failed to heed years on. :D

mr.G
14-06-2005, 15:58:20
achaaaa
so Angelhorns = Sleeping Sumo = the Norks

King_Ghidra
14-06-2005, 15:59:56
yeah but i'm keeping shctum for a change, i've blabbered too much in the past on this kind of subject

The Higgelhoff
14-06-2005, 16:00:29
Come on K_G, join the festivities!

The Norks
14-06-2005, 16:11:54
Originally posted by mr.G
achaaaa
so Angelhorns = Sleeping Sumo = the Norks

yes I told everyone that when I did this profile (I couldnt remember my password remember and was using DH's profile)

mr.G
14-06-2005, 16:13:22
heeej i am deaf and schtjoepit

alsieboo
14-06-2005, 16:23:04
you were supposed to tell us two things we didnt know

Lurker the Second
14-06-2005, 16:30:51
:lol: Alsie strikes! That's gotta be a first.

Martini
14-06-2005, 17:31:36
When i was younger, I got a wax crayon stuck up my nose.

I also stapled my thumb in primary school.

Yet I am still alive.

mr.G
14-06-2005, 18:45:28
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
:lol: Alsie strikes! That's gotta be a first. wow Bells I'm proud.

alsieboo
15-06-2005, 00:17:38
As you should be

jsorense
15-06-2005, 01:13:08
1. I run a PAC for Tom Delay.
2. I am a liar.

zmama
15-06-2005, 01:47:36
yes

Greg W
15-06-2005, 14:24:43
The rest of you are all still pussies. Well, possible exception KG. What with the bed wetting and the rest of it...