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The Norks
12-06-2005, 23:47:19

Remember what it was like to have no crow's feet and no 3 day hangovers? Does everyone except Allie ( ;-) )remember what it was like to say 'wicked' the first time round? Now's our chance to take bitter revenge on the cruel beauty of youth by inventing a word and fraudulently inserting it into the BBC lexicon of yoof words. i think we need to send at least 5 from different emails to give one a chance of sticking, and then sit back and wait for the feral youth and their middle class parents to start saying it. The more random the better, I feel.

Please Join me in this worthless campaign!! :D

Post your suggestions here :)

Provost Harrison
12-06-2005, 23:52:44
clappin' - out of date or worn out, usually to describe attire or accessories, as in "man, my tracksuit is clappin'. Gotta get down JJB Sport and buy a new one." Also means tired out.
(Suggested by reader Denney, Reading)

Said one chav loser to the other...really, I think I'm turning into my dad when I realise what utter bollocks kids speak...

The Norks
12-06-2005, 23:57:33
you are, we all are. They will too.

12-06-2005, 23:59:46
I saw no reference to Phat or Fat, so you could post that and say it means something other than good (which it does).

Glovin' - to shake someone by the hand (Ha!)

The Norks
13-06-2005, 00:01:35
crabs- restless, hyperactive, excited

thats my effort.

13-06-2005, 00:02:36
'Postin - the art of expressing fatuous ideas in a popous self-satisfying way - see 'Poly.

The Norks
13-06-2005, 00:05:14
totally postin!

Provost Harrison
13-06-2005, 00:13:19
'Crappin - to be on the toilet laying a cable, to be making a deposit at the Bank of Porcelain...

13-06-2005, 00:52:23
ooh, ooh, if only I could think of a word. But is that defeating the object, because I'm one of said yoofs?

Provost Harrison
13-06-2005, 00:57:46
You are wise beyond your years though Alsie, so go for it :p

13-06-2005, 00:58:31
oh man, dat is soo sad innit.

dere is bare amount of bloods in my yard talking crap words that sound wack.

alright, alright, listen dis, how about "yarlutt"?

sounds a bit jamaican, bit romany, could mean a batty boy who is a bit gay or a bitch who's pussy sees too much action from the soldiers in da hood.

The Norks
13-06-2005, 02:51:14
thats a good one. I knew we could trust the creative ;) :D

and frighteningly convincing.

Btw is wack in the bbc guide? I didnt see it

13-06-2005, 09:27:29
The guide's wack.

Provost Harrison
13-06-2005, 11:21:37
One is a cool dud!