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Greg W
11-06-2005, 02:32:11
Hmm, first date in 13 years today. In fact I need to leave in 1/2 an hour. Wish me luck, I'm a little nervous. :nervous:

jsorense
11-06-2005, 02:36:34
Good Luck Greg. Give her (it is a her isn't it) the old /\/ / /\/\ and you will both be happy.
:beer: Well, not too much :beer: .
:coolgrin:

Lurker the Second
11-06-2005, 02:39:00
Damn, man, I need to wake from my intoxicated sstupor and say good luck.

fp
11-06-2005, 10:04:21
Fuck her up the ass!

alsieboo
11-06-2005, 10:44:05
hope it went well!

Lazarus and the Gimp
11-06-2005, 15:46:28
Hey Greg? Did you taste the Rohypnol, or is your arse sore?

Greg W
11-06-2005, 16:19:17
Heh heh, it went well, despite my left eye turning into a good imitation of a red eye special. I think from patting the pussy, then rubbing my eye...

Cruddy
11-06-2005, 16:22:19
That doesn't sound so good - she's got an irritated pussy.

Ah well, a quick course of antibiotics should sort it.

The Norks
11-06-2005, 16:50:21
did you give her my excellent chat up line Greg?

LoD
11-06-2005, 18:45:30
Originally posted by Greg W
Heh heh, it went well, despite my left eye turning into a good imitation of a red eye special. I think from patting the pussy, then rubbing my eye...

Are you allergic to cats?

Oerdin
11-06-2005, 18:53:21
Best of luck.

paiktis22
11-06-2005, 18:53:47
caution with the pussy

HelloKitty
11-06-2005, 19:33:40
Did you clean the pipes before you went out?

Provost Harrison
11-06-2005, 19:47:46
A fig?

Oerdin
11-06-2005, 20:05:51
What ever happened to that American everquest chick?

HelloKitty
11-06-2005, 23:43:25
She was really Venom playing a long term joke on him.

Greg W
12-06-2005, 01:05:32
Originally posted by LoD
Are you allergic to cats? No, but I think my eyes might be.

Originally posted by The Norks
did you give her my excellent chat up line Greg? No, though I might have to use it on the second date. :D

Originally posted by HelloKitty
Did you clean the pipes before you went out? Actually, didn't even think of that. :nervous:

Originally posted by Oerdin
What ever happened to that American everquest chick?Eh, really didn't work out in the end for various reasons.

Anyways, a good day (and night) was had, and I must have done something right, cos she told me she thought I was a great guy. Ah, the ol' Woodstock charm still works I see. Or she was deaf and blind, not sure which it was. :clueless:

Only got as far as a kiss on the cheek and a hug, but I've never been a fast mover, so that was good for me. Was a little nervous at first, but then so was she (so she tells me, I couldn't tell).

The Norks
12-06-2005, 01:17:31
oooh I see my prediction will come true :)

Greg W
12-06-2005, 01:22:41
Yeah, though only being able to impress deaf and blind girls is a bummer. ;)

jsorense
12-06-2005, 02:45:38
:coolgrin: :beer: :bounce: :cute:

Oerdin
12-06-2005, 05:01:38
Woodstock charm? Does that mean you got her drunk on hard cider?

Greg W
12-06-2005, 06:48:16
http://www.palmerstonsportsclub.com.au/woodstockbourbonNcola.gif

JM^3
12-06-2005, 06:51:22
I think I might do slightly better with drunk chicks...

or maybe I only think I do..
JM

stealth biased
12-06-2005, 07:59:39
meee rove juooo rong time Geee Igh!

Oerdin
12-06-2005, 09:20:03
mee sooo HORNY!

boom, boom long time

The Norks
12-06-2005, 11:14:40
Originally posted by Greg W
Yeah, though only being able to impress deaf and blind girls is a bummer. ;)

my brother's girlfriend is deaf- it seems to be a bonus when she pisses him off and he can then talk about her without even having to move from his seat. Conversely he says going somewhere she doesnt know with her driving is a nightmare as he has to physically tell her what to do lol.

The Norks
12-06-2005, 11:15:38
Originally posted by JM^3
I think I might do slightly better with drunk chicks...

or maybe I only think I do..
JM

still, you can teach those skills to date rapists :)

Funko
12-06-2005, 11:41:50
Hey, good luck for the next date Greg. :beer:

Tizzy
12-06-2005, 14:59:52
:beer: Greg

JM^3
13-06-2005, 02:58:25
Originally posted by The Norks
still, you can teach those skills to date rapists :)

:gotit:

I am a virgin and have never been past 2nd base.

JM
(maybe never past 1st base, as I am a bit unsure just what 1st and 2nd actually are)

The Norks
13-06-2005, 03:21:39
I thought 1st was kissing, 2nd was boob touching, 3rd was proper groping and 4th was sex?

JM^3
13-06-2005, 03:24:20
ok, not been past 1st...

JM

(not counting the time when I was too drunk to stand up and to catch myself I put my hand on a girls boob instead of shoulder (Which is what I was aiming for))

The Norks
13-06-2005, 04:01:05
lol JM you're class. :D

Oerdin
13-06-2005, 04:06:35
Mr Miller you need to spend less time drinking alone and posting online and more time down at the local bar or coffee shop. Learn to intiate conversations and ask open ended questions so you can chat girls up. Then you will get laid, grasshopper.

JM^3
13-06-2005, 04:12:24
I am much better at chatting girls up then I was in college...

But yeah, I could use being better.

I think my issue is a complicated one going everwhere from Morals and Low Self Image to Stick-My-Foot-In-My-Mouthness to the FACT that I am fundamentally weird.

Jon Miller

Oerdin
13-06-2005, 04:16:24
Like all things you improve with practice and you never win unless you play. Just talk to girls every chance you get and you will find a few who are interested. ;)

JM^3
13-06-2005, 04:20:50
I find ones who are interested now (that is what I mean better then when I was in college)

but generally

Stick-My-Foot-In-My-Mouthness

or

I am fundamentally weird

manages to blow it

JM

Greg W
13-06-2005, 05:44:49
Thanks guys. 2nd date went very well indeed. I'd say we're a couple now. She's a very nice, caring, kind girl. Who drinks Bourbon, is a sports nut, and has a sense of humour that matches mine very well. :beer: :beer: :beer:

Oerdin
13-06-2005, 05:46:05
Just don't ever let her know about this place our you'll be dumped for sure. ;)

Greg W
13-06-2005, 05:50:31
Well, I told her about The Norks' pick up line, and she laughed. :D

Cruddy
13-06-2005, 08:24:53
[Bill 'n Ted]

Most Excellent!

[/Bill 'n Ted]

Mr. Bas
13-06-2005, 09:20:35
Good job, Greg!

As I'm too lazy to look it up, what was the Norks' pick up line actually?

Funko
13-06-2005, 09:31:48
I was going to ask that. :D

Tizzy
13-06-2005, 09:47:31
Yeah, enquiring (lazy) minds want to know!

MoSe
13-06-2005, 09:50:29
I feel so bold I'd almost google "nork's pick up line"...

The Norks
13-06-2005, 09:50:49
BRACE YOURSELF SHEILA!!!!!

The Norks
13-06-2005, 09:51:15
(Its the Australian's definition of foreplay)

Funko
13-06-2005, 10:04:16
:lol:

mr.G
13-06-2005, 10:37:41
:lol:

Greg W
13-06-2005, 11:45:49
Originally posted by The Norks
(Its the Australian's definition of foreplay) You make it sound like there's more to foreplay than that... :D

The Norks
13-06-2005, 12:15:47
well of course there's the other type of foreplay where the man prods the woman repeatedly in the back with his cock (either while she is carrying out some menial task, or while she is asleep in bed) as a significator of his lust. DH is particularly fond of this method, and it usually earns him a kick in the shins.



I hate the word foreplay, its gives me the same feeling as realising your creepy geography teacher has a hard on. Euuch.

Venom
13-06-2005, 14:11:36
Originally posted by Greg W
Thanks guys. 2nd date went very well indeed. I'd say we're a couple now. She's a very nice, caring, kind girl. Who drinks Bourbon, is a sports nut, and has a sense of humour that matches mine very well. :beer: :beer: :beer:

She used to be a man. Or "she" tucks.

Drekkus
13-06-2005, 17:52:49
Originally posted by JM^3
ok, not been past 1st...

JM

(not counting the time when I was too drunk to stand up and to catch myself I put my hand on a girls boob instead of shoulder (Which is what I was aiming for)) :lol: :lol:

Greg, did you really pat a cat, or something else??

And what does a woman do who 'tucks'??

Greg W
14-06-2005, 01:55:10
Yes, I patted one of her cats. ;)

The only other version of foreplay that I am aware of is "get me another beer, shiela". :D

Though I did receive some confirmation that a beard does do good things for a woman. ;)

zmama
14-06-2005, 02:02:14
Told ya! :D

Greg W
14-06-2005, 02:05:06
:cute: :D

Venom
14-06-2005, 02:11:05
Originally posted by Drekkus
:lol: :lol:

Greg, did you really pat a cat, or something else??

And what does a woman do who 'tucks'??

A "woman" who tucks basically stuffs "her" garbage down the taint area for maximum camoflague.

Cruddy
14-06-2005, 02:48:41
Originally posted by JM^3
ok, not been past 1st...

JM

(not counting the time when I was too drunk to stand up and to catch myself I put my hand on a girls boob instead of shoulder (Which is what I was aiming for))

Well, first tip - don't get so drunk. The idea is you're able to perform and the female's inhibitions are lowered enough by the alcohol.

Cruddy
14-06-2005, 02:49:24
Originally posted by Venom
A "woman" who tucks basically stuffs "her" garbage down the taint area for maximum camoflague.

I thought it was a reference to the "SIlence of the Lambs" whacko who tucked his meat and 2 veg between his legs?

BigGameHunter
14-06-2005, 03:11:14
I love this stew of terminoligy we have here. Lovely juxtapositions.


Note to JM: I'll bet if you joined the SCA or a Star Trek club or something you might meet a suitable girl. Basically, you are (from your own admission, mind you) a socially inept nerd, so your best bet is to insert yourself into a nerd herd and strive to become the dominant male. That probably means: a ponytail, black overcoat, Klingon love poetry, some kind of codpiece and, when the opportunity strikes, massive amounts of alcohol imbibed by the two of you, with you substituting a ginger ale for every other of your usual bourbons.

JM^3
14-06-2005, 03:32:57
4t5ha4t5's mno4t5 m3e8

\I ndon'4t5 g3e84t5 along wi4t5h n3e8rds 3e8i4t5h3e8r...

\JM

BigGameHunter
14-06-2005, 04:25:45
Oh shit...I drove him to the bottle.

Sorry, JM...next time you're back in this great state of ours I'll take you out for a soda and impart what little remaining knowledge I have on the subject, providing:

A) You don't puke in my car
and
B) We go someplace no one knows me at. Ever heard of Ground Kontrol? I think that would be the right track for you...
http://www.groundkontrol.com/news/index.php

JM^3
14-06-2005, 05:32:41
\an \I t5ype8 now6\

Nope8, not5 ye8t5

x\<

Oerdin
14-06-2005, 06:08:53
I have yet to meet a girl who likes a bird but maybe it's an age thing. I've twice grown a bird and both times my girlfriend at the time hated it with a passion. One of them even threatened to cut it in my sleep.

MoSe
14-06-2005, 09:30:14
Originally posted by Cruddy
I thought it was a reference to the "SIlence of the Lambs" whacko who tucked his meat and 2 veg between his legs?

Or what Sean Young did too in one of the Jim Carrey Ace Ventura flicks...

MoSe
14-06-2005, 09:34:25
Originally posted by BigGameHunter
Klingon love poetry

OOOOHHHH!
I admit that would definitely have me at someone's feet...

mr.G
14-06-2005, 09:36:11
you are a sick man

zmama
14-06-2005, 11:02:27
ewwwwwwwwwww

Drekkus
14-06-2005, 11:15:46
Originally posted by Cruddy
I thought it was a reference to the "SIlence of the Lambs" whacko who tucked his meat and 2 veg between his legs? Aaaahhh, yes. Venom's explaination wasn't any help either.

The Norks
14-06-2005, 13:33:07
Originally posted by Oerdin
I have yet to meet a girl who likes a bird but maybe it's an age thing. I've twice grown a bird and both times my girlfriend at the time hated it with a passion. One of them even threatened to cut it in my sleep.

isn't that animal cruelty?

The Norks
14-06-2005, 13:34:26
Originally posted by JM^3
4t5ha4t5's mno4t5 m3e8

\I ndon'4t5 g3e84t5 along wi4t5h n3e8rds 3e8i4t5h3e8r...

\JM

join the priesthood, they're a bunch of weirdos who get plenty of sex

Venom
14-06-2005, 14:16:16
Originally posted by Drekkus
Aaaahhh, yes. Venom's explaination wasn't any help either.

Since when am I supposed to help?

JM^3
14-06-2005, 15:15:44
Originally posted by BigGameHunter
I love this stew of terminoligy we have here. Lovely juxtapositions.


Note to JM: I'll bet if you joined the SCA or a Star Trek club or something you might meet a suitable girl. Basically, you are (from your own admission, mind you) a socially inept nerd, so your best bet is to insert yourself into a nerd herd and strive to become the dominant male. That probably means: a ponytail, black overcoat, Klingon love poetry, some kind of codpiece and, when the opportunity strikes, massive amounts of alcohol imbibed by the two of you, with you substituting a ginger ale for every other of your usual bourbons.

except that I think that SCA and Star Trek fans are stupid (for the most part.. I liked TOS but never enough to go Con or anything, not to say joining a club)

the only nerd group (besides physics) that I have enjoyed was my college Gamers club

and most people there were mostly into RPGs and Magic (which they didn't convince me to try until my senior year, although now I like those two games) (I was, and am, more into the hardcore strategy games, which are almost purely the domain of ~40 year old men)

when I say weird, I mean I am not part of standard nerd culture either...

basically I have no desire to not be myself in my search for love and the like...

Jon Miller

The Norks
14-06-2005, 15:19:10
no one has to not be themselves, they just have to market themselves correctly

JM^3
14-06-2005, 15:19:33
Originally posted by BigGameHunter
Oh shit...I drove him to the bottle.

Sorry, JM...next time you're back in this great state of ours I'll take you out for a soda and impart what little remaining knowledge I have on the subject, providing:

A) You don't puke in my car
and
B) We go someplace no one knows me at. Ever heard of Ground Kontrol? I think that would be the right track for you...
http://www.groundkontrol.com/news/index.php

I have been, and still am, happy to meet you.

I have never puked in a car, or anywhere but outside and in a toilet (I have missed a bit and puked on a car, and on the toilet, but those don't count).

We could meet there if you liked, but I am not really into Arcades..

I have only been kicked out of bars ~4 times (and I think a similiar number of times kicked out of parties).

Jon Miller
(I am generally fairly well behaved, at least recently)

JM^3
14-06-2005, 15:21:01
Originally posted by The Norks
no one has to not be themselves, they just have to market themselves correctly

right, and outside of games, I don't enjoy 'nerd culture' activities...

JM