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Martini
10-06-2005, 20:40:21
I had some for lunch, and have been thinking about it ever since.

Lazarus and the Gimp
10-06-2005, 20:53:55
By deep-frying pubic hairs.

Martini
10-06-2005, 20:57:54
Wow!!!!

I had no idea pubic hairs grew that long or that thick....i need re educating in genitalia.

Japher
10-06-2005, 21:14:32
They have a machine that is something like an apple corer crossed with a mandolin that cuts them that way. Then they season them, fry them, and freeze dry them and send them to Crap in a Box or Fartby's where they fry them again, put them in a cardboard serving box, and serve them to your fat ass.

Koshko
10-06-2005, 21:14:59
It's all on how you peel the potato.

Lazarus and the Gimp
10-06-2005, 21:21:55
Originally posted by Martini
Wow!!!!

I had no idea pubic hairs grew that long or that thick....i need re educating in genitalia.

The batter does cause a "bulking-up" effect.

Oerdin
11-06-2005, 00:01:31
I think I will go to Jack in the Box and get a sourdoe jack burger with curley fries. :b:

RC's AE
11-06-2005, 00:17:31
I just made something curly in the toilet.

MoSe
13-06-2005, 09:27:25
can you deep fry it?

mr.G
13-06-2005, 10:35:57
Originally posted by RC's AE
I just made something curly in the toilet. looks like a cigar but with a different smell?

you know, I bet the Higgster can polish that

Cruddy
13-06-2005, 12:28:01
Surely they make curly fries by using curly potatoes?

King_Ghidra
13-06-2005, 13:25:33
Originally posted by Japher
They have a machine that is something like an apple corer crossed with a mandolin

:lol: :eek:

what a great comparison, reminds me of that pratchett non-descrption of the things from the dungeon dimension as 'They won't be described, since even the pretty ones looked like the offspring of an octopus and a bicycle'